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Tiger Woods has a new girlfriend because of course he does. He took her to a three day golf event, The Presidents Cup, over the weekend, the one where Trump dedicated a trophy to Puerto Rico in a “let them eat cake/have this useless symbol” moment. Initially I thought it was a Trump-planned event, but it’s an ongoing PGA event and real Presidents were also there including Obama, Clinton and GWB (ok I use the term lightly with that last one). It’s also been held every other year since 1994 and was thankfully not at a Trump course this year, it was at the Liberty course in NJ. The US won for the seventh time in a row.
The Daily Mail has the details about Tiger’s girlfriend, a 33 year-old manager of one of his restaurants (he likes restaurant managers) named Erica Herman, and they have photos of her on Sunday looking super clingy while Tiger looks over it. I’m including some pictures here which highlight his body language with Erica vs. other people at the same event. My favorite photo is this one, where Tiger looks like he’s about to eye roll. Apparently Tiger has publicly dated at least two woman since Lindsay Vonn, but I haven’t been paying attention until now.
Remember how Tiger got that DUI in May from mixing too many prescription meds? He was so intoxicated he was sleeping behind the wheel of his damaged car on the side of the highway. He could barely stay awake during the field sobriety test. Well he did some kind of rehab which doesn’t sound like traditional rehab, just doctor supervision to reduce and monitor his drugs so he doesn’t abuse them, and he looks better now. I hope he’s cleaned up.
He still seems addicted to sex and looking for his next fix though, especially in these photos from Sunday. I’m thinking that Erica worked his last nerve over the course of the three days by being a clinger and an opportunist, she posed with the other player’s wives and had “player spouse” access credentials, but that’s just me playing photo assumption. My guess is that she got promoted from sidepiece to event date when there was an opening and that she just blew it by not playing it cool. Sidepieces have to be cool girls above all else if they want a shot at promotion. See: Lindsay Shookus. Tiger isn’t married anymore but I would bet he has the same pattern with a primary girlfriend and a bunch of women on the side. The last one accused him of that, and given what he got up to during his marriage that’s to be expected.
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Wait, Tiger dated Lindsey Graham. How is the GOP not having a heart attack right now ;).
He looks pretty over her. Wasn’t his last GF Lindsay Vonn the skier? Did I miss one lol?
LOL best typo ever. How dare you out both Tiger Woods and Lindsay Graham? For shame! 😂😂
Is he bored because she’s not blond?
He’s bored because he still hasn’t realized that no matter how many women he has he will never be satisfied and he will always have a hole in himself that he will always try to fill with women, drugs and or some sort of career success. Dude has it all but he STILL not happy and rather not look within and figure out why
Wow you said it all. Exactly.
How desperate does a woman have to be to want to be his girlfriend?
I was thinking the same thing. Desperate and zero self esteem.
I guess it’s better than being the manager of one of his restaurants. But I assume she’s quit that gig to be official girlfriend of the week.
$$$$$$$$$$
That woman cannot be 33. I need proof!
He looks so over her in those pictures. Hold on tight, sis.
She looks way older than 33. And he seems like a such a douche. But I pity his sadness.
Meh She’s just some woman he’s probably dated a little and brought her, and she’s milking her 15 minutes. He looks totally disinterested.
I think Tiger is very depressed. He needs to accept he will never play and win again in tournaments because of his health issues and figure out what he is going to do for the second half of his career.
The two biggest disappointments I’ve ever had re sports figures were Tiger Woods and Lance Armstrong. They had it all. It isn’t about their being human and therefore not perfect. It was that they were narcissistic liars and cheaters who went way beyond what most humans would ever do.
As for this current “girlfriend,” yeah, it’s over. You’ll never see them together again.
+1
I don’t think he is dating her. He just wanted someone to bring to the event and picked her. I have been to his restaurant here in FL and pretty much all of the women on staff are very attractive, one even looks like a younger Elin. He is and will always be a horndog and he just needs to except it and stop trying to build the wholesome family man image.
Hanging on to him like that makes her look as desperate as LeAnn Rimes on Eddie . Standing with his arms crossed or hands in his pockets makes him seem not that interested in her
LOL. Tiger’s problem is that a) he hasn’t admitted to himself that his career is pretty much over. b) he doesn’t have anything to fill the void c) he has always been a self-hating black man. That is a bad bad combination. He can go either way though, either deal with his issues and get on with it. Or he’ll continue to self-medicate with sex and women, that seems to be his drug of choice for the most part.
That being said, I totally believe he’s dating her or at least sleeping with her. See point c, for some black men anything white will do, the do not care about looks. The same can be said about many men but it’s very obvious in some interracial relationships.
right on @Patty. You spoke the truth.
Ugh, the fremdschamen when looking at these photos is painful!!
When a man crosses his hands next to the woman he’s supposed to be together with, then he’s either not at all interested or he’s had enough. Clearly mr woods here has had enough of this one.