I love a good internet conspiracy as much as the next person, but when everything shakes out, I don’t think the Kardashian-Jenner-baby conspiracy was actually what happened. The conspiracy (or “konspiracy”) was that Kris Jenner plotted with the dark lord Satan to ensure that at least three daughters were pregnant at the same time, and that Satan assured Kris that the triple pregnancy storyline would be the best thing to ever happen to the Kardashian-Jenner franchise. The problem is that… if the goal was to get a crazy amount of publicity from triple-babies, wouldn’t we need to, like, hear about them constantly? Kim Kardashian has been all over the place, for sure, but she would be anyway. Khloe barely steps out anymore now that she’s pregnant. And Kylie Jenner has been silent as the grave since her pregnancy announcement leaked. I’m just saying, something doesn’t add up.
I tend to believe that Kylie’s pregnancy came as a massive surprise to Satan’s boss, Kris Jenner, and that Kris is still trying to figure out how to play this. Should Kylie “flaunt” her bump? Should Kylie post endless Instagrams documenting her pregnancy? Should Kris figure out a way to sell Kylie’s lip-kit company before she gives birth? For now, Satan’s boss is just gently reminding people that Kylie is truly pregnant and worried about what the pregnancy is going to do to her repeatedly enhanced body.
Since Kylie Jenner’s pregnancy was confirmed nearly two months ago, the social media mogul has largely remained out of the spotlight — and she intends to stay that way, at least for now.
“Kylie is only trusting her closest friends and her sisters right now. She wants to reveal things on her own terms but she’s of course having fun teasing everyone. She knows all the attention is on her and her baby bump, but she won’t share until she wants to,” a source close to the Kylie Cosmetics founder tells PEOPLE.
In September, multiple sources confirmed to PEOPLE that the 20-year-old reality star is due in February with her first child — a baby girl — with rapper Travis Scott, whom she has been dating since earlier this year after splitting from her on-again, off-again boyfriend Tyga in April.
“Travis is so excited about the baby. They’re both trying to enjoy this time for themselves and keep it private as long as they can. They know it’s going to be a frenzy when they do come out,” an insider close to the 25-year-old rapper tells PEOPLE. “Travis is crazy about Kylie and he feels so lucky to have her and the baby,” adds the insider. “The family has been welcoming — they know how important it is to Kylie that everyone gets along.”
Although the couple is elated about becoming parents, the expectant Keeping Up with the Kardashians star is feeling self-conscious about her figure.
“Her body is changing and she’s very self-conscious about it,” says the source. “She’s always been insecure that she’s not as curvy or pretty as her sisters.”
Despite having feelings of insecurity as a result of her changing shape, the Lip Kit business mogul has her loving and supportive boyfriend by her side.
“Kylie and Travis are very happy together,” the source shares. “They spend time away from the spotlight and he’s been supportive.”
“Kylie is only trusting her closest friends and her sisters right now. She wants to reveal things on her own terms…” RUH-ROH, SATAN. THIS IS NOT THE PLAN! The plan was to document everything on social media and Life of Kylie. The plan was to get wall-to-wall coverage in magazines and online. Kylie is not sticking to the plan! Which makes me believe there was never a plan when it came to Kylie. I’m telling you, the dark lord Satan didn’t plan for Kylie’s pregnancy.
Photos courtesy of PCN and Instagram.
poor, poor Kylie.
(cough)
Waiting for the highest bidder to display her baby bump a la Demi Moore.
+1. It will be a double naked bump cover with Khloe. They’re just waiting until the pregnancy storyline airs on their show to let it all hang out. Their ratings have been sucking the past couple of years so this will give them a nice bump (ha!).
That would be cool if they did the photoshoot together.
They will manage to make a pregnancy photoshoot look pornographic.
Yep!
Good job raising an incredibly fucked up and insecure young woman Kris and Caitlyn.
But with “sources” saying she’s “not as curvy or as pretty as her sisters,” in what is otherwise supposed to be a “everyone is happy, everyone is supportive and getting along” article, how could she be anything but insecure? Even in a story about the totally surprise pregnancy of Kylie, it has to be mentioned that she’s not as hot as her sisters. Which is something I don’t agree with anyways.
The article said SHE is worried that she’s not as hot (which is true, hence her crazy body alterations). It doesn’t say that itself.
Well that’s just sad what vanity does to you. Focus not on your body but what is growing and living inside you.
right!?!?!
lesson to the children. when you only value your looks, and procedures, you have zero self esteem and confidence. It makes it hard to face the world without your lip injections.
Please, anything Kylie doesn’t like about her changing body, can be readily fixed by surgery. The entire family has more plastic than a recycling bin.
Here, here, was thinking the same since at some point she had to reconcile her feelings about changed lips, butt, breast, what have you. Look at me! Look at me! This child is just that, an immature pimped child.
It’s sad how many millions spent on surgeries this whole family has has and they are all so insecure. Surprised they didn’t all use surrogates to protect their plastic bodies from disfigurement. News flash time is coming for fashion cycle to natural like the 60s and 90s . Minimal makeup /hair and natural beauty is best in all forms, shapes, colors, and cultures. Celebrate being healthy and fulfilled in life not money or looking model perfect !
I think you mean the 70’s!
Lolll! I think Kylie is Kim’s surrogate
The Kardashian’s already leaked a few blurred pictures of the surrogate, she has paps following her now…. but she’s black.
I think the triple pregnancy was planned by Pimp Mother Kris, they never publicly admit any rumour, they always announce it on their show. The rumours are basically commercials telling us all to watch the show to get full info.
Exactly, laying low IS the plan right now. They’re building interest.
Yep. The show is at the core of their fame. Everything they do is a tease for their it, and they use the show (which they are executive editors of, figuratively and literally) to explain away all the cringeworthy moments and negative press. See: Kim’s marriage to Kris Whateverhislastname, all the Scott shit, plastic surgery, etc.
It’s sad that even the article mentions how insecure she is about not being as pretty as her sisters. While that’s debatable, she was probably told that a lot growing up. I do feel sorry for, as much as you can feel sorry for a Jenner-Kardashian.
The internet destroyed Kylie’s self-esteem. She’s the generation that grew up on it the most and understands it the best. Just like Khloe was made fun of all the time, so was Kylie. They were considered the ugliest sisters because Kylie’s face was plain and she had thin lips and Khloe was tall and bulky (that’s where Khlogre came from). People forgot because that was 10 plastic surgery faces ago but it hasn’t been that long. Kylie pumping her lips big after a boy told her they were too thin was the nail in the coffin. Her sisters who don’t have their original faces themselves couldn’t offer support. The internet picking on a CHILD. And then trying to be loved by boys when you’re a developing teenager who also humiliates you about your looks? And people are surprised she got pregnant at such a young age?
^^THIS
SO THIS!!!! And people CONTINUE to body shame them about their plastic surgery choices, calling them fake and freakish and whatnot, which doesn’t help women with already crushingly low self-esteem. Their bodies are their own.
I’m pretty sure a lot of that came from within the family, like Kim telling a 9-year-old Kylie she could get lip injections and the family telling Khloe she needed a nose job. If anything it feels she’s validated by the internet.
One boy who was telling her that she looked fine the way she was and regretted that she felt the need to change was Jayden Smith. I always remember that whenever he says or does something a tad odd…. He has a good heart. Too bad Kylie didn’t listen to him.
I totally disagree. Each baby and baby mama is going to get their time in the spotlight. Bombarding the public with all three pregnancies right now will ruin the anticipation I assume they think their fans are feeling.
I recently had a convo with my friend who’s working in L.A. in the entertainment business right now. She’s worked her way into a good position. I remember back when she was a go-fer on local movie sets. But anyway, I asked her if we regular folks in general underestimate Hollywood’s capacity for cold calculation, deception, money-grubbing and famewhoring. Her response was that Hollywood is counting on that 100% of the time. Well, I believe her.
I keep feeling more and more sorry for this kid.
I know, I know. She has access to things so many other people could only dream of – she’s living a charmed life in many ways. But that doesn’t mean she’s automatically happy with all of this – and because she was a young kid when her sisters really took off, she didn’t have the kind of choice in the matter that Kortney or Khloe could have had to avoid it all. She was raised in this mess, and even though she’s benefited from it in soooo many ways – I can only imagine it DOES suck in a lot of ways too. But, it’s her ‘normal’, sadly. I watched a couple episodes of her show, and just sort of walked away feeling sorry for her. I don’t think she’s necessarily happy with her life – I do think she recognizes she’s lucky. But I think in a lot of ways she just kind of does what is expected. I don’t think she has many close friends. She didn’t have a normal school experience like other kids get. I think she’s missed out on a lot of big milestones and learning moments because they were traded off by her mother for fame and money.
I really hope she’s okay with being a mother. And I really hope that maybe this will bring her some sort of joy. Maybe she’ll be a great mom – we don’t really know. I know people who have changed dramatically the minute they realized they were going to be mothers or fathers – and I don’t think it’s completely unrealistic to think that could happen here. The fact that she doesn’t seem to be letting Kris pimp this out constantly DOES give me a little bit of hope.
And of course she’s self-conscious about her body. She’s barely 20 – your looks change a bunch between teens and early 20s even without a pregnancy. It’s not like the majority of 20 year olds are 100% sold on how they look. Some have amazing views of their body and it’s great to see – but I’d say most people have at least one or two things they’re a little self-conscious about and being a young adult surrounded by people with ridiculous beauty expectations can’t make that easier.
I have trouble feeling sorry for people with money who won’t change when they’ve implied they’d like to. It’s all lip service. I am very poor and very mentally ill and it’s a struggle trying to get help when I not only need but want it. She has the one thing keeping me from being okay again. Money. She’s an adult now. She can make better decisions.
My heart goes out to you. I’ve been there. It sucks and I completely understand where you are.
I personally don’t think that all three are actually pregnant. Just seems like the hype Kris needed to get the new contract signed. However, my money is on Khloezilla not being the pregnant one.
I also doubt that Kylie and Travis are still together. “Spending time together outside of the spotlight” is not exactly the kardashian way. I think Kylie thought that he would want to marry her once she got knocked up just like Tyga was so eager to do (for obvious reasons) and it didn’t shake out like that. I feel bad for her and that she doesn’t seem to have normal familial emotional support. But maybe motherhood will suit her?
I don’t believe there are 3 pregnancies either. Not sure which one is real, if any.
Well Kim is not pregnant so all 3 are not actually pregnant.
Huckle, right, I said 3 pregnancies, not 3 Kardashian/Jenners.
THANK YOU! Glad I’m not the only one! I think that Kylie is the one who’s not pregnant. And I’m not even sure Khloe is either. PMK is ALL about the ratings and hits. I welcome the day that this entire klan is not shoved down our throats konstantly.
We haven’t seen full body photos from Kylie in a while now, and last time she was photographed in public she was wearing baggy sweats, but you could see she is definitely bigger in the midsection. Her face looked more like her old one, too.
I bet Khloe is not actually pregnant, just enjoying the speculation.
Olive, yeah, I’m betting on Khloe’s being the fake pregnancy.
Minx, I was replying to Squiggisbig. The comment says “I personally don’t think all three are actually pregnant.” Well, they’re not. 🙂
Obviously we’re not hearing about it or seeing them because they save it for their show so people will watch that crap. I don’t buy what they’re selling so easily.
Kim’s baby shower has me a little confused. From the snaps I saw it seemed like it also involved her new fragrance. So it kind of looked like a fragrance launch/baby shower which isn’t surprising.
Of course she feels horrid about her pregnant body. Every insecurity she’s ever had she’s plastic surguried away, and now her coping mechanism (Dr. Ouanian) is unavailable.
If she had good friends or a healthy family, they would encourage her to use this as an opportunity to focus on the things her body can be other than ‘sexy’.
I had a conversation with a lovely woman today who makes it her mission to teach girls their life is not about pleasing a man. It was so lovely to hear someone looking out for the little sisters as she called them. Kylie needs that woman in her life.
I want to meet this lady!
she was a BAMF. Single mom who takes in girls with no support system and teaches them their worth. I had a quick 5 minute conversation with her and felt so refreshed. The sisterhood is real, and it does good work and I wish I had her on speed dial for weak moments.
prime quote: “Was that boy there when your mother was pushing? No? Your life started well before that child, and it will continue well after.”
E! is probably recording everything so they can show it after and people will tune in to watch since Kylie didn’t spill all the beans during the actual pregnancy and their rating have been decreasing badly. An they can edit the hell out of it to make it look like the perfect moment in their lives.
Ummm that main picture looked like a CGI doll or something. I didn’t even recognize it as Kylie. I’m preggo with my 2nd one and I’m enjoying the changes to my body even more this time around than the last time. It’s a sign of my baby growing stronger and bigger and so many little things coming together to create his/her life. It’s almost like Big Bang and then the universe coming together. I hope Kylie gains the maturity and the insight to enjoy this experience and love her unborn baby as her body changes even more.
Im just here to say that I like the name “Lucifer’s Homegirl” the most for Kris. I dont think shes the boss, but a sidekick for sure.
About Kylie… poor girl. I hope she is well. And that all goes well.
The body changes during pregnancy some of it is shocking but you are creating a new life, what a miracle. Kim hated being pregnant she made it perfectly clear.Kylie is so mentally immature and had body dysmenorrhea. I hope she can handle the very real responsibility of being a mother.
If I had to guess a fake one, it’d be Khloe, but we know Kim has a surrogate and I got pregnant 2x at around Kylie’s age – neither planned, both times on bc, I started to feel like I could just look at a dude and get pregnant. Maybe I’m naive, and I do know this family is all about the ratings, but I don’t have any problem believing this time things just happened this way. I come from a small family but have had lots of friends with BIG families and it always seemed like there’d be at least two pregnancies (or weddings or whatever) going on around the same time.
I’d always felt Kylie was lost. I did watch her show and felt (maybe I’m wrong) that her life is actually quite sad. Sure she has money to burn and she made sure to always sound appreciative of that but her life is so far from normal, her core group seems to be made up of mostly employees who had to be constantly reminded that they were being paid to be there and not take advantage. Her one close friend on the show often complained about how Kylie’s life dominated hers. Her mother was painted as this uber business woman everyone was scared of and none of the rest of her family featured at all making it clear that this ‘we’re so close! We live in each other’s pockets!’ facade is all staged.
Aside from that spending her formative years in a family that were as scandalous and scrutinised as they are beautiful (with surgical assistance or not) and being classified as the ‘not pretty’ one. That’s going to mess you up. How could it not? I’m in my 30’s and if I was publicly declared the least attractive of my siblings I’d be f*cked up over it, never mind as a kid.
I fully believe that a girl this lost got pregnant at such a young age deliberately by someone she barely knows just to have a family. I’ve known girls with significantly less profile and finances do the same.
I could see her withdrawing from the limelight completely once the baby arrives, her cosmetics businesses would provide enough income that she could afford to do that. For what it’s worth I think she’d be a good mom. It’ll be a steep learning curve for her but she’ll be the better for it.
Just my two cents.
And I think if anyone of them isn’t pregnant it’s Khloe. Like she wouldn’t be doing every nude pregnancy photoshoot to really pound home the ‘I got your man for good’ message to what’s-his-name’s ex.
I have no sympathy for anyone else in this hideous, disgusting family, but I do feel kind of bad for Kylie. She always looks miserable, even when she smiles and pretends to be happy. The rest of them just look hollow and souless, Kim K especially looks like an emotionless and dumb shell of a person, but she chose to be that way. Like some of the other commenters mentioned, growing up in this family can’t have been easy, and I think it had a huge effect on her mentally. I wonder if she will ever find happiness.
So she wasn’t self-conscious before. Her repulsive fat-jetted butt and joker lips were what, a sign of body confidence?
I have very mixed feelings about this child..The negative ones are related to her and her family’s vulgar fame-whoring , lack of ability to converse in their native tongue and horrible taste in plastic surgery. These negative feelings are overridden by the fact that she is a child, just a bit older than my oldest child who just went off to college at 17 – so excited to learn and soak in the world and grow. By contrast Kylie is now locked into becoming a parent without even a proper high school education – she may be set financially for life but she paid a big price to get there….
How will Pimp Mama Chris have her little Kylie break the Internet? Total nude frontal with legs spread? What’s left for them to do? What shock value is left?? I hope this CHILD refuses to demean herself in spite of her family !
I still don’t think Khloe is actually pregnant. Kylie, yes. Khloe, no.
But we shall see…
I don’t think Kylie’s pregnant at all.