Cele|bitchy | Madonna thinks being bossy will save her marriage

Picture of Guy Richie and Madonna at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party. Richie looks uncomfortable. The caption reads: yeah she's a pain in the ass, but what can I do?
Madonna makes one of the dumbest, oldest marriage mistakes by thinking that she’ll save her relationship by telling her husband what to do:

“To this end, Madonna has imposed a strict curfew on Guy to ensure that they spend more quality time together.”

“She has told him that he needs to spend a minimum of two to three nights a week in the family home, and that he should be back by 11pm, when the pubs close. Friday night, the Jewish Sabbath, is particularly sacred to her – she wants Guy to be at home on this night above any other,” the insider continued. “Madonna has also asked him to limit his drinking to three pints a night.

“While clearly not enamoured with his wife’s rules, Guy has agreed to go along with them because he knows that throughout their marriage Madonna has let him get away with plenty. It is only fair that he plays ball now.”

Guy has agreed to go along with Madge because he hasn’t had work in a while and is stuck with her. If she wasn’t one of richest women on the planet he would kick her to the curb. He hates Kabbalah and he’s tired of Madonna, but he puts up with it because he’s not stupid and arrogant like K-Fed. [via]

Here’s the happy couple at the Vanity Fair Oscar party.