Tracy Anderson and Gwyneth Paltrow are business partners. They are heavily invested in various shady schemes, from Tracy’s fitness studios to some kind of “blowout bar” and other things too, I’m sure. Tracy has previously been accused of defrauding business partners and investors, so I’m still not sure what Gwyneth was thinking, but whatever. My point is that Tracy and Gwyneth are joined at the hip, financially, spiritually, physically and now bridally. Gwyneth got engaged to Brad Falchuk just a few months ago, and now Tracy has announced her engagement too. TWINSIES. Fake blonde a–hole twinsies.
Breakout the white workout gear! Trainer Tracy Anderson is headed down the aisle. The workout guru to the stars announced on Monday that she’s engaged to her boyfriend Nick Riley, a Scottish banker.
“Going into the week and the rest of my life with my true loves kiss!” Anderson, 42, wrote on Instagram. “It’s only been three days and I’m already the happiest bride to be on the planet!”
Riley popped the question on Friday night, Anderson’s rep confirms to PEOPLE, while the couple is in Aspen for her annual Vitality Week summit.
“PS it was extra special to be able to share my engagement excitement with the #tamily during the Aspen Vitality week. @nriley00 love you….. SO MUCH!” Anderson added on Instagram.
Do you think it’s vaguely thunder-stealing if a newly-engaged woman’s BFF and business partner suddenly gets engaged to Some Guy too? I do think it’s vaguely thunder-stealing, although there are all of those weird studies suggesting that engagements and pregnancies can spread like viruses among a group of friends, you know? Like, if your friend gets engaged or pregnant, there’s a greater chance you’ll get engaged or pregnant in the next year. Or something, I’m not going to look it up. The point of all of this is that I want Tracy and Gwyneth to have a Jane Austen-esque double-wedding where they both prancercise down the aisle and food-shame all of their guests. I want the double-wedding reception to only have Raw Water and an aerosol carrot cake. Prepare the Yoni eggs.
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Thunder-stealing??? It’s crazy, an engagement or wedding is hardly the most important thing in someone’s life. Maybe it’s the European in me, but surely there’s no reason to be that obsessed with a ceremony???
She looks better than I think I’ve ever seen her in that Breast Cancer Research Foundation photo. I think it’s the angles, but I honestly almost didn’t recognize her.
I was just thinking that too – whoever did her hair and makeup deserves a raise.
It’s also because she’s not smiling so her lip fillers aren’t as noticeable. Makeup is on point to.
I think that’s called plastic surgery. I didn’t know who it was at first either.lol She must have asked for the ‘Sienna Miller circa 2012’ special.
Did she get a yoni egg engagement ring, too?
Gwyneth is thinner and taller so she automatically wins all competitions.
Bwahahaha
Raw Water? What?
Edit: Ok I just looked it up. People are stupid
Yes, it’s a thing. I thought it was fake when I first saw it but no. Made me think I should start bottling my well water and selling it to citified idiots. It’s literally straight from the ground and it tastes good.
The wealthy elite spend $$$ and call it raw water. The poor in many country walk miles to get it, carry it home, and boil it so it won’t make ther family sick.
A coworker of mine was engaged, her sister was getting married in April and she said that she wasn’t allowed to make any wedding decisions until after her wedding was done.
Welp, my coworker got pregnant and got married immediately.
My sister would have kicked my ass if I got engaged or was planning a wedding during her engagement. Some people really are crazy about that stuff
She’s had something done to her face. Doesn’t look like her.
My bff and I got engaged within weeks of each other. We were delighted to share that fun time together. There’s no such thing as ‘thunder stealing’ unless you think ‘getting attention’ is an important part of getting engaged.
The fit on the bust of that dress is truly shocking. Cute groom though, hopefully he’s not a foodie.
What thunder? They’ve both been married, so who really cares. Anyway I doubt they travel in the same social circles.
3rd time getting married but you guys TRULOVEEE4EVA! Ha…
Exaaactly.
Fake blonde a-hole twinsies. Thank you for this, LOLLLLLLL. I’m picturing her workout regimen. She won’t be happy until she can bench press the poor loser she’s marrying. (Can’t be bothered to read about his name).
Her tops never fit properly-ugh!
“Eyebrows were raised after fitness guru Tracy Anderson announced that she is engaged to be married, for the third time, to a man who was recently seen in a glossy society magazine showing off the Hamptons house that he just built with his wife.”
https://pagesix.com/2018/02/07/tracy-andersons-new-fiance-was-just-featured-showing-off-hamptons-home-with-his-wife/
Interesting
Her boobs. Ugh. How can people with that much money have the worst boob jobs? They’re lopsided. And I doubt her boyfriend purposed just because Tracy’s friend got engaged. Men don’t think like that. He was probably planning it for months and wanted to wait for their trip. I haven’t really met any guys that just purposed on a whim, unless it’s like a scam.