Lily Allen tweeted that Paris Hilton stole her blackberry

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There are a lot of things of mine that I wouldn’t want Paris Hilton to get her hands on. My dog. My boyfriend. My lady bits. Really anything whose health and safety I value, I want Paris to stay the hell away from it. According to years of rumors – which makes it pretty much a fact – Paris is also a mean, vengeful, spiteful bitch. Sometimes I doubt she’s as calculating as people claim, simply because she’d have to have at least a somewhat average level of intelligence. And no one’s debating that she’s dumber than a box of nails. Nonetheless, the last thing I’d want a vengeful, spiteful, petty person like Paris to have is access to my Blackberry. And according to Lily Allen, that’s exactly what she has. Lily claimed on her Twitter that Paris stole her Blackberry.

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[From Lily Allen’s Twitter via the Frisky]

I don’t think it’s a good idea to get into a feud with either of these chicks. Both Lily and Paris can hold a grudge for years. Paris has a long history of treating her friends like crap (remember those couple years she and Nicole Richie didn’t speak to each other?) and dragging her friends into her feuds as well. But Lily doesn’t strike me as the type to sit back and be a passive victim – I’m sure she can take care of herself, and give as good as she gets.

It begs the question though – WHY did Paris steal Lily’s Blackberry? Just because she’s Paris, and can’t pass up an opportunity to be a bitch? Or did Lily do or say something to piss off Paris? A rational person would assume something had to happen to cause Paris to steal… but this is Paris Hilton. She’s incredibly stupid, immature, and entitled, and seems to think the grownup world is the exact same thing as middle school. It’s quite likely she was just bored and looking for something to do.

Here’s Lily leaving the ‘Hoping’s Got Talent’ fundraiser event for Palestinian refugee children, held at Cafe De Paris in London on Friday night. Images thanks to WENN.com .

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15 Responses to “Lily Allen tweeted that Paris Hilton stole her blackberry”

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  1. waldemar says:

    I was half way in before I realised it was Paris and not Perez who stole the blackberry. lol.

  2. Annie says:

    Isn’t she too busy neglecting her pets and leaving them for dead while she dresses like a 2cent hooker to be stealing blackberries?

  3. seriously wtf says:

    I dont like Lily, But I do like anyone who will beat Paris’ ass!! Take her down Lily! haha

  4. dark says:

    This two chicks should be send to another planet. Ufff!! Why they even exist? Just a waist of space..

  5. ~Kate~ says:

    Totally OT, but Lily’s hair looks really sweet :3 I love her dress too!

  6. yeah, right! says:

    “Paris is also a mean, vengeful, spiteful bitch. Sometimes I doubt she’s as calculating as people claim, simply because she’d have to have at least a somewhat average level of intelligence.”

    and see, your doubting is correct. she’s NOT “calculating”, just mean, vengeful and spiteful.

    Calculating would require that she does crap like this AND gets away with it.

    the woman is pushing 30 and she STILL acts like a middle-schooler.

  7. the original kate says:

    can’t we put them in a battle cage together? two go in, one come out!

  8. Zoe (The Other One) says:

    I’m not EVER usually someone who sticks up for Paris but I don’t think she’s been out robbing blackberries as she’s been here in Dubai since the 15th June and I know that for fact cos she’s in the apartment upstairs!

    As for Lil, she always looks so lovely.

  9. yeah, right! says:

    Zoe, I’d ask you to punch her for all of us, but I really don’t want you to catch anything.

  10. Zoe (The Other One) says:

    Yeah, right! – I shall poke her with a long stick if you like? I’ll wear rubber gloves and disinfect thoroughly afterwards.

  11. yeah, right! says:

    it’s gotta be the full-on decontamination shower like they did in “silkwood”.

  12. Zoe (The Other One) says:

    With them elasticated plastic bags to go over my shoes and everything?

    I need a safe word in case I have to get pulled out of there in an emergency situation…like if she tries to make eye contact with me…shudder…

  13. Lohantastic says:

    “can’t we put them in a battle cage together? two go in, one come out!”

    Uh, I have a better idea. Two go in, neither come out.

  14. loldongs says:

    “Sometimes I doubt she’s as calculating as people claim, simply because she’d have to have at least a somewhat average level of intelligence.”

    As the old saying goes: Never confuse intelligence with low animal cunning.

    I can easily believe that Paris Hilton has a very pathological side to her as well as being stupid.

    In fact from my experience, it’s usually the less intelligent who possess that heightened appetency toward a petty, spiteful, pathological mindset.

    It has a lot to do with how they manage feelings of inadequacy and their own insecurities.

    As another saying goes: So much emotion, so little brain to contain it.

  15. anonymous says:

    Don’t pat yourself on the back, to think you have people figured out. You don’t! Paris Hilton is dumber than a bag of hammers.