Jeff Sessions is on the cover of TIME.
Remember, Trump was reportedly bothered and annoyed last year when Bannon was on the cover of TIME. pic.twitter.com/AHQ5kwnroZ
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) March 29, 2018
Time Mag made Jeff Sessions look like a gargoyle. [Pajiba]
Pedro Pascal has been cast in Wonder Woman 2. Hm. [Looper]
Justin Theroux was hanging out with Aubrey Plaza. Huh. [LaineyGossip]
This is why you should never go on rollercoasters: a PSA. [Starcasm]
Here’s the trailer for second season of The Handmaid’s Tale. [Dlisted]
Jack Antonoff wants his label to drop R. Kelly. [Jezebel]
Blake Lively is advertising herself on Instagram. [JustJared]
Roseanne Barr doesn’t know how to spell. [Seriously OMG WTF]
Bella Thorne wants attention. [GoFugYourself]
TIME's new cover: The trials of Jeff Sessions, featuring an exclusive interview https://t.co/j9ru5PSEJ7 pic.twitter.com/nBtA8exiML
— TIME (@TIME) March 29, 2018
When is his shift at Gringotts Wizarding Bank? Asking for a friend.
😂😂😂😂
But seriously though.
Plantation Elf.
More like KKKeebler Elf
Elves are either beautiful or cute. More like goblin lol.
Dammit! I didn’t come here to laugh at that evil ‘liddle’ shit, but, ha! You all made me do it anyway!
OMG thank you for the laugh. It’s been a tough day.
Keebler Elf crossed with the Yellow Bastard from Sin City.
Fairy Smurf or garden gnome
He looks more like Gollum to me. 🤔
The video of his cover shot coming to life! It’s like seeing Bloody Mary show up in your mirror lolllll.
That is how he looks. I mean, it is a honest representation and I say good job on Time for the work on it.
Agreed. He is an evil little f*cker, inside and out.
Absolutely evil. The Keebler Elf is a master disguise for this loathesome lying conniving backwards racist snake.
He is despicable, truly a terrible POS.
They depicted his true self a hideous, racist , nazi, kkk grand wizard gargoyle ! All the ugly of the world is the tRump administration !
Agreed. Great cover capturing the evil and terror
Its curtains for Sessions. He knows it which is probably why he granted the interview
AHHH! Why did I click on the link? Why was I curious?! That is going to haunt my nightmares. That is one of the most unflattering pictures I’ve seen in a long, long time… Seriously, downright scary.
Except for the shading it’s an accurate representation
OMG, Trump is going to pitch a hissy – HE’S the only one in his regime who should get TIME Magazine covers (even if he has to fake them himself). Bannon got one – was fired. Now this will be his excuse for firing Sessions: “I’M THE ONE! I’M THE PRETTIEST STABLE GENIUS! ME!! MEEEEE!!”
At this point Time are seriously trolling Trump and I love it.
He looks like an octogenarian Chuckie.
The waterpark ride situation is horrifying. I can’t believe they were able to launch human beings off of a 17 story structure that had not a single engineer involved in the design and construction. That had no safety testings or ratings. They even built it in Kansas because that had the least amount of regulation.
I drive by the park on occasion, and that blasted thing is still standing. Based on what the local KC media are reporting, it was designed by high school dropouts, and the management were hiding malfunction and injury reports.
I read the article at the link, and their lawyer’s comments make me so mad. I take it so personally because my oldest son was born the same year as Caleb. And they heavily target my family through scouting and mailers – it could have just as easily been my child. I want them to go away from this area forever.
I read that the court has told them to keep the structure standing until the legal proceedings are done.
I read the indictment last night and they were so intentionally irresponsible. The design process was so amateur. They put in blasters with the intention to take the rafts airborne on the 2nd hump, with no calculations as to how that would impact rafts carrying different weights. They were getting reports of injuries (broken jaws, toes, concussions, ripped off toe nails) and throwing them away. They were told by staff that one raft was going dangerously fast, and they kept it in service. They were repairing rafts with duct tape. Safety harnesses were breaking and causing injury, and they weren’t replacing them. They were told by staff for months that the brakes were failing, then were told that the brakes were totally in failure. They did nothing.
Honestly, it is amazing more people weren’t seriously injured. I am grateful your family remained safe.
Horrifying.
But we don’t need regulation!!!!!
I am honestly baffled by people who think regulation is just something we magicked up for the hell of it instead of a response to, you know, ACTUAL OCCURRENCES OF HORRIFIC NEGLIGENCE.
My very first thought! THIS IS WHY REGULATIONS ARE IMPORTANT!!!!!!!!!! Deregulation only ever HURTS the consumer. Trusting companies to act ethically with no rules/over-sight is a fool’s errand.
Yes, I agree so much. “Regulation” is another word for “consumer protections”.
Never in my life did I think there was a chance this sick klansman would be our AG. Low moment for our country. I have champagne on ice for the day we get them all out, though–whatever it takes.
Adnan Syed’s overturned conviction was upheld by the Special Appeals Court of Maryland! Yippee!
Yes! I was so happy when I saw that!!!
Me too! It sucks that even though he has been technically “not guilty” in the eyes of the law since 2016, he will still be in prison for a while longer. If the state appeals this ruling, if they decide to go forward with another trial, they may be able to keep him in prison without bail. It’s such an injustice.
I think there is a possibility of an Alford plea, or a guilty plea with time served. That would REALLY suck for Adnan, but I wouldn’t blame him for making a deal in order to be released. He’s been imprisoned for half of his life. It’s so wrong.
Good heavens everyone there must hate him, he looks like an undead leprechaun! He doesn’t even have any lips.
He looks like a pedophile priest.
Fitting.
So a-holes are pissed off that Time picked an unflattering picture…. Meanwhile, the GOP official website had (and maybe still has) a broken link page which says, “what do Hillary Clinton and this page have in common? They’re both busted!” While posting a snapshot of Hillary making a face. Keep it as classy and hyprocitical as always, Republicans.
That photo is creepy, but it really capture’s Sessions’ true nature. He is always doing something shady and evil. Like firing McCabe and then claiming that he had no idea that McCabe had requested an investigation into him for perjury.
Remember how all the press was going on and on about how Micheal Horowitz’s recommendation to fire McCabe would be credible because he was nonpartisan? Yesterday Micheal proved that he is just another one of the Dotard’s puppets. Yesterday, Sessions announced that he hired Micheal to investigate the FISA warrants that were taking out on Carter Page. Why would he do that after it was already established through the Democratic memo that that the FISA warrants on Carter Page were legal and done properly(4 judges made the decision). There are no adults in the WH. Micheal could have done the right thing and told the Dotard that he wasn’t going to write that recommendation to fire McCabe or continue to push Nune’s agenda about the FISA warrants. This is a sad day in our country. Everyone who comes in contact with the Dotard becomes incompetent.
Gollum in the flesh.