We’re expecting two major celebrity babies this month. I tend to believe that Khloe Kardashian will give birth before the Duchess of Cambridge, just FYI. I think Khloe is truly due any day now, like she’ll probably give birth within the next few days or within the next week. Kate’s a different story – I’m thinking somewhere around April 20th. But obviously, I don’t know sh-t. I have no inside information about either of these women. And my biggest interest is in what baby names they both choose. Weirdly, I think Khloe will probably go for a somewhat normal name and Kate will go for a super-boring obvious name.
So as we’re waiting for Khloe to give birth to her first, let’s talk about how she can’t wait to get back into the gym. A few days ago, she tweeted: “Random thoughts but I can NOT WAIT to f–k up the gym when it’s time lol BEAST MODE is dying to return!! I know it won’t be easy but I’m excited for the challenge.” Yeah, well… we’ll see. I think Khloe thinks that the birth is going to be so easy, but anything can happen and she shouldn’t jinx it. Meanwhile, Khloe recently spoke about what she hopes her baby girl will inherit:
Khloe Kardashian has hilariously revealed what body part she wants her unborn daughter to inherit. The reality star, who is expecting a baby girl with her basketballer boyfriend, Tristan Thompson, used her latest blog post to continue sharing what traits she hopes to pass onto her firstborn.
“Last week, I revealed some of the traits I hope my daughter inherits from me and Tristan, like my style and his dance moves. And now, I’m sharing even more,” she wrote on her app, Khloe With a K. Kardashian, 33, then listed various characteristics and whether she hopes the little girl will follow in her or Thompson’s footsteps in each category.
While she selected Thompson as the ideal parent for the baby to get her tech skills, spending habits and laugh from, Kardashian hopes to pass on her business savviness to the littlie. But there was one section where she humorously listed both parents … the booty section!
“Both big booties, lol … well mine before pregnancy!” she wrote.
I mean… I called her Pinocchio Butt for years because one day, dat ass just appeared out of the blue. Khloe had always been a big, strong-looking athletic woman but she didn’t have Kim’s “Kardashian butt” until 2015-ish. Before then, her butt was proportional to the rest of her body, and then BAM, her butt was trying to out-Kardashian Kim’s butt. Pippa Middleton might have had the OG Ass of Lies, but Khloe made her own ass of lies even bigger than anyone could have imagined. So, basically, no. No, Khloe’s daughter is not going to inherit her surgically enhanced ass. That’s not how this works. That’s not how ANY of this works.
Photos courtesy of Khloe’s Instagram.
She’s going to donate her butt implants to her daughter? OOOKAY!
LOL! They are grotesque, and you can tell simply when she walks that they’re implants. And likewise when Kim talks that her lips aren’t natural. Nothing to see here, just the K-Klan being full of it as usual … but speaking of lips, Khloe’s look like those candy-wax red lips we used to buy as kids. Ugh.
I think she did a Brazilian butt lift like Kim. But she probably also wears padded underwear to enhance it even more. IMO, that’s what you’re seeing, not implants
Snowflake, I don’t remember if it was for a magazine or her website, but Khloe did a photoshoot where she showed her bare butt. It is enormous, and I definitely think it’s implants because of the shape. I could be wrong but she didn’t have a lot of fat to transfer when she popped up with this new rump, so IMO it’s implants or sculptra.
@ Sophia’s side-eye: Clearly and PLAINLY implants.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_cygIaAuJ8
I could be wrong 😀
All of these women don’t seem to realize their daughters will resemble their ORIGINAL selves. All I feel sad that all of their daughters will have crap self-esteem
Well, it’s not like she’s going to pass on her intelligence and compassion, so a big booty (and her plastic surgeon’s digits) it is.
She’s almost more vapid than even Kylie.
I also don’t think you can pass on what you don’t have, such as sense of design and business savvy. She really has neither today. She certainly doesn’t dress herself well and her mother is the business genius, not her.
Khloe looks more and more lost the past few
years.
Is that so? She’s funny…lmao.
You can’t inherit silicone….
Let’s hope the baby looks like the father then because it might inherit the moms original face and who wants that?! Seriously these people are the worst
I wish you guys could have seen my face when I read that headline.
Mine, too! It feels like one eye is still rolled back. Anyway, maybe she meant she’s gonna put that a$$ in her will.
Maybe she is implying that for every lie she’s ever told, her butt got bigger..
Meh, I think it’s a pillow pregnancy. Her body hasn’t looked remotely like a real pregnant body. No wonder she could eat sushi and jet to Japan.
I hear what you’ re saying but they do massive photo-shop before posting. You still don’t think she’s really pregnant?
Yes, I still don’t think she’s pregnant. The pictures I’ve seen were of her outside and not subject to Kardashian Photoshopping.
Let’s keep watching and waiting then, you may be right.
I don’t think she’s pregnant, either.
She’s pregnant! My friend just met her at the Cavs game on Sunday. Khloé was coming out of the bathroom. She is definitely pregnant & took a pic with my friend. She was super nice too apparently…
She is not pregnant. She is always holding the pillow in place so it doesnt fall.
Word on the street she’s due this week….
Google the unphotoshopped pictures of her before you make that decision. She has spread in every direction and looks nothing like this or her instagram pics.
I believe she is pregnant, and despite the fact that she is tall, she is sort of carrying like Kim. When I scoffed at Kim’s first pregnancy given that she seemed to be carrying in her butt, a dear friend of mine pointed out that a) that happens and it happened to her and b) that I was body shaming. I agreed with my friend on both points. So I quite dislike this woman for so many reasons including her general crudity and hypocrisy but I am drawing the line at judging anyone while they are doing what is a combination of a freakish science experiment and a miracle.
OMG Pinochio butt… also she didn’t even inherit her butt!
Lol. How? Is the baby going to get butt implants before they go home? Does koo koo Khloe know that fake butts can’t be inherited
Ugh I can already see her taking pics of her kid for insta saying “look at that cute little butt!!” And “she got it from her momma” because no child in that family is safe from being used as a gross prop
Going to the gym was about the very last thing on earth I craved during late pregnancy. Those fake poseurs.
She’s rich. Can’t she just have gym equipment at home?
I have a real big butt*. It is the one part of my body I truly not like and, when I was younger, I used to say I only wanted sons as I didn’t want any daughter of mine inheriting my butt. Crazy how some women pay to have my butt and actually want to pass it on to their daughters.
*More Jennifer Lopez than a Kardashian… and less toned than Jennifer’s too LOL
Does she mean this butt? This one, that’s on the cover of a magazine back in July, 2009?
http://www.celebitchy.com/60585/khloe_kardashian_drops_20_lbs_in_28_days_gets_on_cover_of_in_touch/
Lol a lot of good comparison shots here:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/1337543/exercise-or-implants-just-how-did-khloe-kardashian-get-her-epic-new-bum/
So fake
Everything they do and say is fake, no surprise. And they don’t care, so long as it gets them attention.
I still don’t know how she sat down or laid down with that giant fake bubble butt. My back hurts just looking at her.
LMAO. Oh my god those photos.
She got a Brazilian butt lift like her sisters Kim and Kylie. It’s fine–her body, her choice–but no need to lie about it. We really aren’t that stupid, ya know?
Thanks ! I’m lmao
Wow! Just wow!
What a joke. The main reason for my hate for this family is simply because they think they are so smart and that we, the masses, are all incredibly gullible and stupid. I will not be taken for a food. The photos DO NOT LIE! Khloe’s ass of lies is exactly that a LIE. Kim’s face 6.0 is not her real face, her ass, her boobs, her lips, none of it is real and yet we are constantly lied to and expected to believe their word as the gospel. I find it so unfortunate that young women and girls look up to this family as a standard of beauty and they are just liars and manipulators.
I had no idea who the father was until now.
God I feel sorry for this child… she knows it’s gonna look like her pre surgery right ?
This family’s ignorance and vanity knows no bounds 🤦♀️
she better leave it to her in the will then.
🤣😂 Oh man, thanks for that laugh Bethany F!
Is it just me, or does it seem like she has been pregnant for two years??
@Michelle no. she announced late as it is.
They really believe we don’t see them, as though pictures don’t linger on the Internet.
I flinch every time I see that picture. It’s so ridiculous and frightening. She looks like she turned into a walker a lá TWD.
That photo is terrifying.
I can’t find my eyes!!!!!
(They rolled that far back)
I think she looks like the missing daughter of that Housewife Kim in that last B and W photo too…
How delusionnal she is ? You can’t be a good person when u lies about things like that. She’s a liar and probably still the same unhappy person she was before. When ure happy you don’t lie. Don’t talk about that its ok … you don’t deny – You don’t admit it. But when you say that kind of Bulls*** ….. wow ….
Kourtney is the only Kardashian with a normal body type. Even Rob has a big butt.
She and her family live by the George Costanza theory:
“Remember Jerry, it’s not a lie if YOU believe it”.
They have been lying so long about every damn thing, they have started to believe themselves. I’ll bet Kim even thinks her face looks different than old pics because of aging!
Khloe should instead be hoping that her daughter is happy with herself the way she is and will never get injections or liposuction or implants or plastic surgery.
And that her daughter gets a real education so she can have choices far beyond her parents’ choices. Khloe has a functioning brain but is seriously undereducated and depends on her awful mother to get her jobs, but then so often messes it up because she refuses to learn what she needs to learn. She just floats aimlessly and will be lost without her mother directing her. She actually seems to have regressed the last few years.
I always thought Khloe would make a good mother if she had the opportunity. But I’m not so sure now. The way she talks about this child is a tad bizarre. I hope she doesn’t transfer all her insecurities about her body and her hunger for the camera to that little girl.
I guess she’ll inherit it in a sense. She’ll inherit the funds to modify her body as she wishes. I question whether it’s a free choice when she will be raised in a family where nearly every member has undergone dramatic body modification and then lied repeatedly about it. It has to do something to a young woman’s psyche being raised in that environment. They’re homogenous caricatures of feminity. I envy their financial freedom but not their lives. So vapid and boring.
I’m going with Diana or Spencer for the Cambridge’s and something like “‘Trash” for Khloe.
Well, it’s not biodegradeable, so she certainly can.
Oh my goodness who cares about her fake butt when her lips look so horrible. I’ve never seen someone so proud to show off their botches lip implants.
Her daughter won’t inherit her phony:
Butt
Lips
or
Nose
Well, I’m sure her daughter will inherit Khloe’s surgeon so.. Maybe they offer a discount for Mother/Daughter butt procedures