I was worried that Donald Trump’s morning bowel movement was backed up and we wouldn’t get any unhinged tweets from his gold toilet. I guess it took a bit longer for the covfefe to work its way out. As we covered, James Comey’s book A Higher Loyalty was advanced to media outlets yesterday. The entire evening was full of wall-to-wall coverage about the Pee Tape, the Steele Dossier, how many times Trump tried to “explain” why he would never, ever pay Russian hookers to urinate on a bed the Obamas used, and so much more. Even though the GOP has its own “war room” to respond to Comey, you knew that Trump is too petty and small-fingered to let it go. So he got up this morning to tweet about Comey:
James Comey is a proven LEAKER & LIAR. Virtually everyone in Washington thought he should be fired for the terrible job he did-until he was, in fact, fired. He leaked CLASSIFIED information, for which he should be prosecuted. He lied to Congress under OATH. He is a weak and…..
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 13, 2018
….untruthful slime ball who was, as time has proven, a terrible Director of the FBI. His handling of the Crooked Hillary Clinton case, and the events surrounding it, will go down as one of the worst “botch jobs” of history. It was my great honor to fire James Comey!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 13, 2018
“Weak and untruthful slime ball” – projection, thy name is Bigly. Reportedly, Trump has been so mad this week that all he can do is “eat and watch TV.” Which… I think most of us are doing the same thing? Panic eating and obsessing over the latest breaking news. Trump doesn’t have anything on his public schedule today, which means this ill-tempered toddler is just going to spend the entire f–king day watching Fox News and yelling at people. Somebody is totally getting fired today.
Meanwhile, the former Trump Tower doorman who was paid $30K by the National Enquirer for a catch-and-kill story? His name is Dino Sajudin and he released a statement: “Today I awoke to learn that a confidential agreement that I had with AMI (The National Enquirer) with regard to a story about President Trump was leaked to the press. I can confirm that while working at Trump World Tower I was instructed not to criticize President Trump’s former housekeeper due to a prior relationship she had with President Trump which produced a child.” Pee tapes, babies with housekeepers, treason, sexual assault, collusion, obstruction of justice. It’s a buffet.
Photos courtesy of Backgrid.
Projecting much?
Ha! I’d put that in my comment below, then decided to check. Hence the change … 👍
My first thought. Ha.
Following suit of another Republithug having a baby with their housekeeper: shades of AHHHHHHHnold Shwartzenneger anyone? But, but…FAMILY VALUES!!!
Came here to make that very comment.
Glad I’m not the only one who sees it.
The lack of self-awareness is MIND-BOGGLING.
(PS. No Comey love here. I just think he’s generally truthful – except when it comes to his motivations for his October bombshell that shoved the election to the Angry Mango. Met more than a few FBI agents personally. NOT.FRIENDLY.TO.DEMOCRAT.CONSTITUENCIES by a long stretch. Not.at.all. )
Tell us what you really think, Donny. 😅
Thanks again, MAGAts.
Love it, Betsy! 🐛
PERFECT Betsy!!!
A brand new ABC/WaPo polls shows 70 percent support Mueller investigating Russian collusion, 64 per cent support looking into Trump’s business, and 58 per cent support investigating the payouts to women. Those are substantial numbers.
I’d be curious to know the percent who said “all of the above”.
In such a polarized country for 70 per cent to agree on anything is pretty remarkable.
Most should be for those investigations. If only to put the stories to rest. It’s pretty extreme claims for a sitting POTUS and if its truly believed shes innocent a brief investigation will turn up nothing. Instead it has only gained momentum and powerful members are fleeing like rats on a sinking ship.
My money is on Kelly getting the ax. Trump won’t like that he wanted to resign in protest after the Comey firing.
Yes.
Kelly’s downfall has been stunning. From seemingly standing for truth, to justifying Cheeto’s endless actions and words, what a way to end what was once a stellar, patriotic career.
Add to that his bigotry and sexism exposed and his shameless lying about a Congresswoman.
Now that Scooter Libby is pardoned then he is available for the next Chief of Staff position.
They are making an announcement about Rosenstein between 2 – 4 pm today, so I guess he is getting the ax.
The Scooter Libby pardon is a message to all his swamp dwellers that he has their back so they won’t cut deals with prosecutors.
So presidential. Truly up there with our great presidential writers like Adams, Jefferson, Lincoln, Kennedy.
Meanwhile, I offer my condolences to the Spanish speaking world for the rude nightmare that is Princess Nagini. Nagini, honey, when speaking to a group of people you’ve never met, one does not use “tu.”
Yes, so erudite and intelligent, right? And is he really babbling on about Hillary being wronged or am I reading his presidential word salad incorrectly?
I’m so thankful I’m not the only 1 that has problems comprehending what he’s speaking to.
It’s babbling.
Yeah, this is pretty amusing. Comey did mishandle the Clinton issue but that is because there WAS no issue and he never should have made an announcement. Which means the “What about her emails?!” and “Crooked Hillary” cries are bullsh*t. It’s amusing watching them tying themselves in knots with this stuff.
@ LightPurple : I sometimes go for “usted” even when it is someone I do know, especially if I know them in a more general way (from work, from school) and we are not that close. Maybe I am overcautious.
Woah, and I thought we had some bat s**t crazy leaders in Africa, America, congratulations – you have given the world a whole new level of crazy. Trump makes everyone of Africa’s despot dictators look like mischievous school children.
JFC. This is not how the POTUS should be behaving. How can his supporters see him tweeting childish, unhinged things like this but not care? Trump is so embarrassing!
The only thing the care about is “owning the libz”. As long as whatever Trump does infuriates the left, they’re happy.
You took the words right out of my mouth. Nothing else matters.
Yup. they don’t care that they will be hurt by his policies. They just want to stick it to the left and make POC feel unsafe.
yeah, this…I said as much below but you said it much more succinctly.
Most definitely this. When I read comments on Politico, Trump supports always make a remark similar to “The libtards are going to go crazy over this . . .”
I’d imagine it’s embarrassing for rational, thinking and caring Americans, but not for the MAGAts (cheers, Betsy! 😊) who voted for him. They’d likely say that they’re happy to not have a “traditional, political ~presidential~ ” president. I’ve even heard people in Australia say it. It’s so disheartening.
“How can his supporters see him tweeting childish, unhinged things like this but not care?”
it’s precisely WHY they love him…because he’s got no filter…”he’s just like us!” and “tells it like it is!” and pisses everyone off (esp the “libturds”). they’ve been pissed off for so long (completely unnecessarily, most of them) that they see this as “revenge”.
doesn’t matter that they still have no jobs and no prospects, and their water and air will get dirtier…as long as he pisses off the left/Dems, they’ll love him.
I’ve never understood the draw to having a president who is just like us. I can be petty, gossipy (to state the obvious), and lazy. I want the person who could blow up the world to be better than me. I like the fact that Barack Obama is smarter than me.
I’m not saying I wouldn’t like to have a drink with President Obama, because I’ve got some things to say, but I fully understand that any interaction I would ever be so lucky to have with him I would be likely to make a fool of myself. Which is something that I weirdly have recurrent nightmares about.
completely agree, insertpunhere. I want my president to be MUCH smarter than I am, a much “bigger” person (morality-wise), etc, to know all about government inside and out.
while I’d also love to have a cocktail with BO, I think I’d like to hang with MO a bit more. LOVE that woman.
@whatWHAT, I wouldn’t turn down a cocktail with either, but I have to admit I’d rather sit with the president. However, it’s because of backstory.
So, my dad was diagnosed with cancer shortly after the passage of the ACA. Because of the rules in the ACA that insurance companies couldn’t just boot you when you got too expensive, the insurance was obligated to pay out for his treatment, which bought him 37 months rather than just 18. I really want to thank President Obama for that because those extra 19 months meant a lot to our family. It meant squeezing in three extra vacations, a round of holidays and birthdays, and that my nieces have solid memories of my dad.
Anyway, I have a recurrent nightmare where I meet Barack Obama for some reason, and I want to thank him, but I start babbling like a crazy person and embarrass my dream husband. It would be cool to see if that nightmare scenario actually occurs, except without the husband on account of him not existing in real life.
Ever met a reactionary who rejects all apparent conformity, civility, etc? The kind of guy who lives to upset ppl he meets, proud that he “doesn’t give a phuck” about OTHERS feelings? (But has hair-trigger sensitivities of his own)
Or perhaps you know that guy who is resentful of school, teachers, rules etc and broadcasts his contempt? The kind of guy who is PROUD of double-standards, BC he sees his lower standards as the mark of some sort of privilege?
NYC is loaded with these types of pricks. They flirt by insulting you. They boast of nepotism getting them benefits. They say things to shock bc they believe it gives them dominance in the moment.
THAT’S 45’s base around these parts.
And judging from 45’s cabinet and other flunkies (e.g. Pruitt ), it seems to be a country-wide phenomenon.
Because they are likeminded.
I think we need to keep in mind, there are his “supporters” aka his base, and then there are the people that took a chance and voted for him. I think the suburban people that took a chance have already left him. He only has his “base” now, but they were people that were always going to be voting republican no matter what.
Based on special election results, I think he has lost the suburban voters, and that will make all of the difference.
So he went “Arnold” and had a child by his housekeeper? Oh Dino, grab your 15 minutes of fame and give us more details!
And the header photo — What is he measuring? Have a feeling we’ll know within the week, at the rate this is going. It’s like the most tawdry soap opera on fast forward.
That’s what I thought. I wonder if Donnie Two Scoops will later acknowledge the child like Arnold did?
Arnold at least owned his indiscretions. Not sure Tweetolini will do the same.
Just waiting for more details on this rumor and how the base will spin it. “See! He loves blue collar Mexicans (fill in the mother’s demographics)!”
This is probably part of what he has been afraid of coming out. I bet there are others.
Christin, I’d like to think that top picture is him showing off either the size of his brain or his penis. Either or both would work in this situation.
Let’s see… Leaker, liar, weak and untruthful slime ball, eh? He might well be all those things, but Stump is all those things and more. The colossal heap of rancid donut and burger fat, serial abuser, grifter, crook, cheat and cheater, treasonous twat and ugly-as-sin has-been crybaby, has the temerity to point the finger at a former crony. He’s a country member, through and through.
Look in the mirror. There you are: the liar in chief, leaker in chief. Totally not fit to be POTUS. Okay, my blood pressure is starting to rise-back to ignoring these stories because they make me ragey.
So the book is completely accurate and factual and contains lots of good information, and everyone should read it.
Thanks for confirming that, Mr President, lol.
Hang on a minute. I’m SURE I remember that Two Scoops was praising Comey when he reopened the investigation into Butterymails just before the election.
Oh, well….
That top picture is so gross. His smug Kindergartener smile and his tiny little hands making that gesture. Is he describing the size of his Manhood? Or the chances that he won’t go to jail?
Lol. When I saw that hand gesture, his manhood was the first thing I thought of. Yuck. Then I remembered that during his campaign, he made a comment that his penis and hands were big. He wouldn’t lie or exaggerate would he?
So is that statement from the doorman confirmation that 45 and his former housekeeper did have a child together? It was not a rumour?
As I said on the other thread this is Trump’s agenda for today:
13
Friday
April, 2018
9:00 AM
Pool Call Time In-Town Travel Pool Call Time
11:15 AM
President Schedule The President receives his intelligence briefing
So he has plenty of time to watch Fox News all day.
They added press conference with Sanders at 2:30.
Considering his weight, his medications, his stress level, and sedentary lifestyle – is it appropriate to discuss the increasing potential for heart or health failure? I cannot stand the man and want him to resign yesterday, but this man is a ticking time bomb for health failure. And I would be PISSED if he does not spend a day in jail and instead faces absolutely no consequences because he is in the ICU or passes. I knew a narcissist once and their stress levels are palpable. I do not know how he lives while everything caves around him. I especially do not know how the people around him function.
Really? I have a red dress ready for just such an occasion.
It is definitely a possibility. Despite the report from the doctor months ago, his health is not good. He could easily have a heart attack or stroke.
The worst narcissists cause the most stress to those in their orbit. They seem like cockroaches who survive while others fall around them. To the narcissist, the upheaval seems to fuel them as others suffer.
This. I grew up with a narcissist as a father and he’s happily ticking along at 82 years old. He has strained relations with all his children and personally I think my stepmother is just waiting for him to kick the bucket so she can grab his money. I see Donnie Two Scoops is the same, he loves this chaos until of course Mueller comes to arrest everyone around him. Then he might really lose it.
H, I’m sorry you’ve had to deal with a parent wired this way. It’s not always possible to distance, but hopefully you can tune him out.
Narcs seem to outlive most everyone else, in my experience. Maybe because they truly don’t care about anyone but themselves???
Let me confirm that narcs live forever, while those around them fall like flies. Like H, I have a 92-year old narc father who has caused the family untold stress catering to his self-centered, demanding personality. My mom died many years ago, probably from the stress. The rest of us aren’t doing that well. Meanwhile, narc father keeps on going…
Unlike others, narcs don’t get stressed. They thrive on conflict, drama and sabotaging others, just as Christin states. They are egotistical enough to think they’ll live forever, and often get their wish of a long life. People around them are often emotionally drained, stressed, depressed, and suffer from a variety of ailments. They literally suck the life out of you. Narcs are no joke. Best to stay far away if you can, from my experience.
I don’t envy any of the Trump kids or employees. They all look so stressed.
It would be a dream come true, and I am not taking it back, and I am not sorry. I don’t care what happens to him as long as he goes away.
one of my facebook friends had a “poll” up about how he’ll leave office.
among the choices were “resigning”, “impeachment”, “jail”, etc.
someone pointed out (with no joking) that there’s a “nonzero chance that Don Jr. kills him” as he’s been EXTREMELY cruel to Jr. in private.
I see he took his crazy pills again.
Go back playing some golf. Playing in a political arena is way out of your league.
Yeah, in the political arena, he’s not even ready for the kids’ table. He still hasn’t graduated out of the high chair.
I really miss the days when reality tv shows were just fun, mindless entertainment that didn’t affect my actual life or the lives of my fellow citizens. Now, our fkn government is a gd reality show, like a really, really trashy one.
I’m just so horrified every day. We have a President who tweets calling people “slimeballs”. I know that’s nothing compared to everything else he does, but, my gawd.
You mean “slime ball” as two words. NPR just made fun of that, which caught me off guard, lol.
It really bothers me 45 doesn’t know how to thread his tweets, because I’m sure Jack added that function just for him.
One thing that I always find amazing about 45 is that he’s a teetotaler and probably doesn’t partake in drugs either, but every other vice on this Earth this man partakes in with a gusto.
Hope he cusses out James Comey some more, because F these Feds. This alternate universe we live in where McCabe and Comey have been able to reinvent themselves as true hero’s of the Republic is annoying as hell.
I’m Team none of these men.
I’d be willing to bet that Cheeto has some familiarty with sugared baked goods. *sniff, sniff*
It is a blizzard in his bathroom.
I’d actually feel better if I knew he did cocaine, but I can’t find any hint of him partaking in narcotics or alcohol – just Big Macs and diet Cokes. If you got a source please share.
rumor is that the wack-job doctor (his personal physician, the weirdo with the long hair, not the Walter Reed guy) has been prescribing amphetamines for him for years. which would explain why he’s so erratic and hardly sleeps.
@whatWHAT? That would explain Cheeto’s somewhat bad teeth in his earlier days, and his issues with slipping dentures. Speed wreaks havoc on teeth and gums, besides drying out the membranes. Good call.
” It s a buffet”.
LMAO.
“Buffet tiiiiiime !!!!!”
looks like he changed his chompers for some brand new crazy white pearls. creepy as all heck and very reflective of his mindset
Daily Mail: Trumps lawyer Michael Cohen arranged another hush money 💰 payment with a “prominent GOP donor” which led to the woman having an abortion, stormy Daniels’ lawyer claims. The S is going to be hitting the fan real soon.
In other words, Comey’s telling the truth and I should buy his tell-all on Amazon. Got it.
Looks like his dentures are falling out in that pic!
Awwww Gawd he is so disgusting.
Git yer popcorn and sit tight…
That tweet is so unprofressional and immoral.
Lets not forget Donald Trump asked the FBI to let Michael Flynn OFF?!
I’m most alarmed how Donald Trump so blatantly goes after his political enemies and tries to get them prosecuted.
16 minutes b/w tweets and slime ball is the best he could do. Good god he’s an idiot.
Since the Dotard inauguration the press have tallied that he averages 5 lies a day. That’s being too generous because the Dotard lies and/or projects every time he opens his mouth and tweets.
So for all those people who called Comey petty for talking about the Dotard’s hands, orange color, and germaphobe excuse, what do they think of the Dotard’s verbal attack this morning? The Dotard is projecting. He is the leaker, liar, and slime ball. Comey released his notes to the press, that doesn’t make him a leaker. Rachel Maddow did a segment where she pointed out how Dana Boente had it certified that the notes that he took from his conversations with Comey(about his conversations with the Dotard) weren’t classified.
Takes one to know one plus that header photo- he looks like he’s laying a big poo on the dinner plate before running off to Mar a Lago to let others mop it up.
In that first pic he’s explaining his tremendously small bigly wank. It’s the most amazing thing you can’t see.