All I want to do is hibernate!! Why won’t anyone let me hibernate from politics for a week, damn it? So in addition to the news about Rudy Giuliani joining Donald Trump’s legal team – news which will likely be met with laughter from Mueller’s office, considering Giuliani is up to his eyeballs in Russian collusion too – we’ve also got Trump freaking out about James Comey on a friggin’ daily basis. Fresh tweet, with some illiterate pizzazz.
It’s SHADY not “shadey.” Besides that, I’m a big fan of declaring people “shady.” Rudy Giuliani is shady. Jared Kushner is shady. Paul Manafort is shady. And I actually agree that James Comey is shady AF too. But this morning’s SHADEY hissy fit was about the Republicans leaking James Comey’s internal FBI memos on Trump. They leaked the memos to… like, make the case that Comey did something something leaking something NO COLLUSION something. I can’t keep up with the Deplorable thought process, honestly.
James Comey Memos just out and show clearly that there was NO COLLUSION and NO OBSTRUCTION. Also, he leaked classified information. WOW! Will the Witch Hunt continue?
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 20, 2018
So… yeah. The Deplorables are just so triggered about the #ComeyMemos. Don’t even look at that hashtag because it’s just Deplorables/bots squealing into the void about how Comey, McCabe, Mueller and “Crooked Hillary” are all going to jail because they were the ones really colluding… or something. As I said, the thought process is hard to follow.
If demanding that DOJ turn over the #ComeyMemos was a bluff on House Republicans’ part (to create an excuse to fire Rosenstein), it may have backfired spectacularly.
(Unless their goal was to dramatically bolster Comey’s credibility.)
— Steve Vladeck (@steve_vladeck) April 20, 2018
Photos courtesy of Getty.
AAAHHHH LOOK AT THE BACK OF HIS HEAD IN THE LAST PHOTO!!!!
I can’t even tell what’s going on with his hair…it looks ridiculous
So disturbing.
First thing I noticed too! WTF?
Lol, so yucky!!
it’s like a sand dune made from corn silk
It looks like a butt crack on the back of his head
Anyone remember a infomercial which had this spray paint guys could use to cover up bald spots? It looks that here except instead of black, he is using the “Rodeo Drive Blond Guinea Pig” shade.
As someone who has owned many guinea pigs, this is exactly what their swirly butts look like. Google Peruvian guinea pigs breed and be amazed.
That combover looks like its trying to run away.
What in the cotton candy hell is going on there?
🙂
It’s alive!
It looks like he taped cheap weave pieces on his head and tried to mold and whip it into an art project.
+100 to all of you! Just to sum up, it looks like a sentient tsunami of sand, corn silk, fake hair, and ass spray painted Guinea pig yellow, LMAO!
Is that flesh tones underneath (as in maybe spotty hair loss), or did he mess up the DIY hair dye?
I have not laughed in months about any of this but the picture of the back of his head made me laugh so hard. Thank you, Kaiser. I really, really needed that b/c I’m having a hard time with my hibernation as well.
I can’t imagine how long he has to spend weaving that thing around his head every morning~it must be exhausting!
I hope in the end they take away his toupee when he goes to prison. Much like Eric Melendez.
That is one really weird bald spot on the back of his head.
Omg, his hair. It is amazing to me how he can be do critical of other people’s looks while looking like he does.
I love how one of the questions he asked Comey was something like “Do I look like I need hookers?” Yes. Yes, he does. Does he think Melania is with him for his sparkling personality?
And didn’t Stormy on the Playboy model say he offered her money after sex? He’s gross.
The model said he offered money, and she of course was not THAT kind of girl. He mentioned appearing on his reality show to Stormy.
Someone needs to take his phone away, turn off his Twitter account, give him spelling lessons, and find him a new hairdresser
No, no, no and well, maybe… no. He needs to be on Twitter so that all the world can see into his mind. On a daily basis. Granted, it is not a pretty sight, but it is necessary. Otherwise he will be in the WH even longer than for however long the world will have to put up with him. About the hair… I don’t know. At least it makes me laugh hysterically on the inside (and not, out of pure desperation, about his shenanigans either, but simply just awfully bad hair).
I agree – let him keep his phone. It lets us know who he really is. And the DOJ has stated that his tweets are official statements. He’s just burying himself deeper (hopefully).
No, he needs to Tweet. These things are historical documents and will be studied for hundreds of years. It makes his followers look even more absurd.
Must. Keep. Tweeting. Visibility is everything.
Remember when Guliani built his career by prosecuting NY mafia and financial corruption? Oh, how times change.
I feel like there are whole genres of movie that cover this exact topic – good guy goes bad.
These people are such tired cliches.
As someone on TV said this morning, Rudey (not a typo) is your guy…if the year were 1989.
Oh the witch hunt again..his voters have been programmed and need their daily affirmation..please, will somebody with brains, heart and courage throw the bucket of water soon?
I LOVE THIS
Well, I’m a little more convinced that there was NO OBSTRUCTION and NO COLLUSION every single time he goes all caps.
And can we have another round of applause for Devin Nunes, whose demands to release a memo has backfired spectacularly yet again. The “Intelligence” in “House Intelligence Committee” is clearly optional…
And the DNC just filed a lawsuit against the Trump Campaign, Russia, and Julian Assange for racketeering, hacking and fraudulent conspiracy! What a crazy day.
He’s literally trying to prosecute McCabe, Comey, and Hillary.
I don’t know if many people understand just how terrifying this all is, and what is really going on. Not here, I mean generally speaking.
I agree re: people don’t realize how serious this is. Our president is compromised by a hostile enemy. One of our major political parties is operating as a criminal syndicate whose only goal is protecting the Boss. Large swathes of the population listen to Alex Jones and don’t have the critical thinking skills to discern its all BS.
There is a strange complacency in our society where people will say “that can’t happen here” even as their neighbors are turning into Nazis. Maybe we’ve been comfortable to the point that life seems like a fun playground where half the population can play Nazi without there being any consequences.
I totally agree with you, I really wonder If we understand the serious consequences coming down the line due to this President. This is beyond funny or The idiocy of this administration.
Let’s also not forget the deplorable’s are going into high gear squealing over the Andrew McCabe criminal referral. Because Comey, McCabe, Hillary and Obama Colluded to help Hillary lose so Trump could get impeached. Or some other such nonsense
I mean, the mental gymnastics has to be exhausting. We should send Trump supporters on a vacation…to the moon.
I just finished the Lost in Space reboot (decent – I really like Molly Parker and Toby Stephens and their middle daughter). Maybe we could have them colonize the sky.
The inmates are running the asylum.
And McCabe’s attorney said they will be filing a wrongful termination and defamation suit shortly. I hope he goes after them. That is the only way to shut these liars up. A lawsuit.
I love that he’s acknowledging Comey is going to make a lot of money from his book. That has to be killing him.
Trumps bitching about Comey and things like the “fake news ” just gets people more interested. I bought Michael Wolffs book just of Trumps panic about it. There must’ve been something true and harmful to Trump if he was so worried and offensive about it. Michael Wolff and Comey now have best sellers because of Trumps psychotic tweets
The Republicans f*cked themselves so bad by releasing this memo and I’m loving it. “Shadey” Comey hasn’t had this much credibility since he sunk HRC’s campaign. Enjoy it, James.
You said it!
*Kitten* It’s always such delightful schadenfreude when Nunes’ actions backfire. 🤡
I know right. Nunes is one of the most farcical conspirators I have ever seen on the national stage.
They are such Keystone Cops. They can’t even conspire competently.
I heard about this tweet before my first dose of caffeine and my immediate thought was “Did he just call Comey ‘Slim Shady’?”
Haha! But unfortunately he didn’t and it’s too bad because Eminem is just dying to dragg his orange a**.
Can’t wait until Shadey Comey teams up with The Notorious RBG for a musical collaboration.
Hahahahaha, lightpurple, you have hit the nail right on the head! I would pay good money to see that collaboration! The Notorious RBG is my inspiration!
I read the memos over and over to understand trumps tweet that they proved his innocence. All they prove is that Trump has zero idea how to do his job, and that there’s no wonder Comey was like “wtf”.
He did admit to being a spy on twitter the other day. One could pretend it’s hyperbole, but I think it’s the scat of a guilty conscience.
The Comey memo’s as published in the book are declassified information. Comey wasn’t the leaker. The one that pushed the memos to be public was Devin (blabbermouth) Nunes among the Republicans. To clear the “air” for Orange Poophead and supposedly show that there was no collusion. And that would be the end of it. Of course that backfired spectacularly because the memos tell exactly the opposite. And now Twitler throwing tantrums and flailing his arms desperately try to convince anyone that it’s Comey who (has been) doing the shady things and not the Republicans.
https://www.mediaite.com/online/twitter-wonders-why-house-republicans-pushed-for-release-of-comey-memos-nunes-is-an-imbecile/
According to Comey in the Stephen Colbert interview he let the book run pass by the higher ups of the FBI before publishing. He also knows a couple of things about the Russia investigation that has not been published by the mainstream media and because the investigation is still ongoing he’s not allowed to publish or talk about it.
Anyway someone should throw it out there that if Comey is “shadey” then Guilty face Nunes should also be dealt with accordingly for his part in the release of the memo’s.
Been laughing this morning while listening to tapes from long ago of ‘John Barron’ talking BS lies to a reporter to get Trump on the Forbes 400 list. Hilarious that he admits, then denies that he’s John Barron and John Miller
The press has been duped by the IG Micheal Horowitz. The Dotard is using Micheal H to punish his political opponents. First it was Hillary. Then it was McCabe. Now it’s Comey. There was even some talk about how they wanted to prosecute Sally Yates. The press told us that we could trust Micheal H because he isn’t partisan, yet every decision he has made has been to protect the Dotard. Micheal H is compromised and I wish the press would pay more attention to what he is doing before it’s too late. Micheal H wrote that bogus recommendation firing McCabe and then that recommendation to prosecute him. Now Micheal H is going after Comey, claiming that Comey leaked classified information when he showed his friend his memo(notice how Micheal’s investigation into Comey for leaking is the same talking point that the Dotard has been tweeting about?). When will the press wake up and realize that Micheal H can’t be trusted. Just like Nunes, the IG Micheal H is the Dotard’s puppet . How is it even possible that Micheal is getting away with what he is doing?
Why does this complete illiterate insist on capitalizing random words in every single tweet? It drives me insane to think that nearly half the country elected a complete idiot.
Our government is in chaos. The people we were counting on to stop the Dotard, don’t intend on doing anything. Rosenstein is making very clear that Mueller has no intentions of ever charging the Dotard with anything.
The DNC is suing The Dotard, WL, and Russia. The most shocking thing about the lawsuit is how the press and Democrats are acting. They are mad at the DNC and mocking them for filing the lawsuit. Why are the Democrats being so complicit? The Dotard said that he is going to retaliate against the DNC by countersuing for their servers. The Dotard has no basis for his countersuit since it has already been established that the DNC didn’t do anything wrong.
The Dotard is clearly using the IG Micheal Horowitz to punish his political opponents. It’s very concerning how the press and Democrats have put their complete faith in Micheal H and trust everything that he says. McCabe is fighting back by filing a defamation and wrongful termination lawsuit. McCabe should also have his lawyer look into Micheal Horowitz because he is very shady. The press should be looking into to Micheal H contacts with Russia because he is only going after Comey and McCabe because the Dotard tweeted about it.
Something strange is going on with Kim Jung Un and NK. Are we 100% sure that he is still alive? It’s just crazy how all of a sudden KJU is just giving up his nuclear weapons and making the Dotard look like the hero(he is responsible for ending the Korean War and causing KJU to stop using missiles).
There was a report about how Pompeo and Dan C met with sanctioned Russians. For some reason the press have completely ignored this. His meeting with the Russians didn’t even come up during his hearing. Why?
Have you noticed how all the Democrats who said that the Dotard needed to be impeached have stopped saying this? Why are Pelosi and Schumer so afraid to impeach the Dotard to the point where they force other Democrats from saying it?
Why hasn’t anyone done anything about Devin Nunes? Nunes and Gowdy claim that Comey is guilty of leaking, but they are the ones who keep leaking the documents that they demand from Wray and Comey.
I’ve seen so many interviews now – I don’t think Comey is shady. I think he’s got some white knight complex working. Very principled guy who can’t see that sometimes there is a bigger picture. His delusion that he didn’t push Hilary off an unstable cliff edge is laughable.