Regardless of where I rank Chris Evans on the Chris scale, I do find him hot. That’s why I can’t wait for his current mustache and crew cut go away forever. He’s still darling but any fantasies are on hold, at least until I see Nomad Bearded Cap in Infinity War. Speaking of Infinity War, Chris is missing out on the family reunion taking place on the West Coast because of his play (and the reason we must endure the Stache of Dorkdom) Lobby Hero. Ever the team player, though, he is making the East Coast circuit with appearances on several talk shows. Chris appeared on Late Night with Seth Meyers Monday night (Seth’s first night back – yay!) with his brother Scott. It’s pretty obvious that Chris and Scott are very close, and they further proved this by acing a quiz to determine how well they knew each other. Unfortunately, we learned a little too much about the boys, like don’t piss Chris off when he’s reading Peter Pan and definitely don’t ask him to prom. According to both of the Evans boys, Chris closed out his prom night by passing out on his neighbor’s lawn.

The part about the senior prom starts at around 6:00. In case you can’t watch here’s a transcript:

Seth: For Scott: Where did Chris wake up the morning after being dumped at his senior prom?
Scott: This is another one that I’ve heard this story and it’s hysterical. On the front lawn… our across the street neighbors.
Chris: The girl across the street had an after prom [party]. She dumped me at the prom. I took it real hard, I remember waking up in my tuxedo, you wake up and you’re like ‘where am I?’

I can promise you my brothers would fail any quiz about us as children. We’re close, but I’m positive they weren’t paying that much attention. Most of our conversations are, “wait, didn’t we once… or was that someone else?” But these Evans boys, wow. I’m curious about Chris getting dumped at prom. I mean, that sucks, and I feel bad for him but Chris does like to enjoy himself. It’s possible he was off chest-bumping his friends and ignoring his date until she was all, “screw this, I’m asking the Chess club to dance.” One thing is certain, his mother is still hasn’t lived this down, “Oh hi Lisa. How’s your boy doing? You know, the actor one who was face down on the Jones’ lawn following prom? You must be so proud”

I also know that the Evans brothers studied up for this quiz because when Fallon had them on for a similar stunt, they didn’t fare as well. So, when I say ‘close’ I mean thick as thieves, the little cheaters.

Like I said, Chris missed the premiere Monday night because of his play. Many Marvel fans were disappointed but probably none more than Chris himself. You know he’s poring over the photos and interviews coming out of the press tour. I’m surprised we haven’t gotten a Twitter collage homage of his Avenger buds like we did when he was missing his pup Dodger.

So sorry I couldn’t be at the premiere last night!! I really wanted to, but my theater schudele wouldn’t allow. From what I gather, it was an amazing night and I couldn’t be more proud of @Russo_Brothers and everyone at @MarvelStudios for knocking ANOTHER one out of the park!

— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) April 24, 2018

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