I’ve mentioned this before, but I’m not a dancer. I’m not a singer either, but that’s beside the point. I’m at an age where I have zero interest in dancing at the club or trying to casually bust a move. I’m not that person. Even when I did try to dance, back in the day, it was usually because I was pretty drunk. So I recognize that look in other people, that realization of “oh, she’s trying to bust a move but mostly she’s trying not to fall over because she’s already had seven tequila shots.” That’s how I viewed this viral video of Lindsay Lohan “dancing” at her club – CLUB LOHAN – in Mykonos. Watch and enjoy:
Lindsay Lohan dancing in Mykonos > Theresa May dancing in South Africa pic.twitter.com/klIrlOQumh
— Maggy (@maggyvaneijk) August 31, 2018
And here she is dancing to one of her own songs?
lindsay lohan dancing to her own song in Mykonos is the only thing i care about today pic.twitter.com/5FdKf41qCe
— jackson langford (@jacksonlangford) September 2, 2018
The first video is the one that went viral, with people overlaying different songs to Lindsay’s sick dance moves, and Busy Phillips even trying to imitate Lohan’s dance moves. While I get that it’s funny, I also don’t think Lindsay’s moves are completely terrible? I mean, she’s obviously drunk or high, because you can see at one point she has to steady herself on the table behind her. For a drunk person, she’s doing her thing and it’s more coordinated than any effort I could make while sober. Mostly, I think it’s funny because of the combination of all the factors: Lindsay looking a Golden Girl in her silver jumpsuit, Lindsay dancing like a Golden Girl, and the weird not-really-a-dance-move that Lohan is attempting. It’s all just so… strange.
Photos courtesy of Backgrid.
She wasn’t bad back in the day when she had a music career.
For those who might be wondering about the Theresa May reference:
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/video/2018/aug/30/theresa-may-dances-with-scouts-in-kenya-video
Golden Girl that’s it! Even her body looks old when she’s, what, mid – late 20s?!
It’s the Dina Lohan alcoholic body. No exercise, just booze and cigarettes.
She’s suffered from ED before, so I’m wondering if it flares up occasionally. She’s looking thinner than usual, and not in a healthy way. Drug and alcohol abuse has really taken its toll on her either way, sadly.
Erectile Dysfunction? lol Only if you count scaring men away.
Eating Disorder.
But anyway, I just think the girl takes all her nutrients up her nose or from a liquor bottle.
I think she hit the 30 mark recently but that body suit says she doesn’t even consider herself young any more. She must be feeling the toll on her body at this point.
Bless her heart
Exactly what I was going to say. Look like she’s found her place in Greece – FGS please stay there.
She is so odd…and somehow so fascinating. She looks like an old lady, the way she moves and the way she seems a bit..slow or something.
One of the comments on the video is “she looks like she’s dancing to the rhythm of popcorn popping.” That is 100% true.
Lindsay Lohan clearly went to the LeAnn Rimes school of dance. So awkward.
Taken from a great tweet….
If you mean the amazeballs “tight tush Tuesday” video, then YES!!! She tries so hard and fails so hard, it’s truly a gift to the masses. If you were the original sharer, thank you for your generosity.
“This is how you throw a party on Mykonos, bitch”? I’d rather watch Monica Geller dance, because she can dance! Lindsay still has an issue with wearing a bra, I see. It’s very unbecoming. Can’t she see how trashy it looks?
Hahahaha @ Monica Geller reference! At least Lindsay taught us all how to pronounce Mykonos – I hadn’t a clue before Lindsay set up shop there.
Cocaine is a helluva drug
I think she looks pretty cleaned up for her which is still not good, but baby steps I guess. Not to invoke cultural stereotypes but uh, I’m Black, the dancing is not up to scratch I’m afraid.
What? She’s a mess. Looks like she hasn’t combed her extensions in months. She’s barely keeping her balance. She’s basically fall down drunk or high. Cleaned up? She is extremely unhealthy looking and just plain dirty.
Lol, t’s cleaned up for HER, not someone who abides by regular and thorough hygiene.
Honestly, can relate.
And yet even now in this state, Lindsay will still happily tell us that she’s better than the rest of us because she’s famous.
Sheesh…those were probably the dance moves from the video for her song…back before she was a cautionary tale for literally everything. So weird to think she was once considered an important up and comer.
I always thought Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfried were the real stars of Mean Girls. Lindsay Lohan was just meh in that movie, really.
She looks almost frail to me.
Girl’s gonna have breasts down to her knees by the time she’s 35 if she doesn’t start occasionally wearing a bra.
And those dance moves are awful. I would feel embarrassed for her, but….nah.
LOL wow well at least she looks happy. Hell, I would dance to my own song too. Those Michael Jackson moves were interesting.
She’s one dance move away from the stripper pole.
Didn’t she play a stripper at some point?
She is lost; she could have had a great career if she had only found some kind of balance and footing in her life. Her mother and father were of no help, of that I am certain.
Her parents are horrible people. She inhabits that strange niche of always half-tragic half-cringeworthy celebrity.