We’re not done yet, just giving you that linkey goodness a little early.

Jodie Marsh says that she and her husband experiment with violence and asphyxiation during sex [DListed]
Amy Winehouse Got Some New Shoes [Bossip]
Billy Bob Thorton’s “Mr. Woodcock” is dull and formulaic [Pajiba]
Courtney Love reaches a new level of scary [Celebslam]
Reese and Jake call it quits [yeeah!]
Carmen Electra swings in a big hoop during fashion week [I’m Not Obsessed]
Penelope Cruz is sexy even sitting on the toilet [The Bastardly]
Jessica Simpson wants to have Ken Paves‘ baby. That kid will have great hair and fish lips [In Case You Didn’t Know]
Heidi Klum’s daughter’s father might not be a different guy (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
Kid Rock says he was settling a longtime feud with Tommy Lee [Hollywood Rag]
Latest made-up Pete Doherty story: he’ll manage a celebrity soccer team [Agent Bedhead]
Mary-Kate Olsen runs around naked [The Blemish]
Britney Spears is Baby Carrier Retarded – well that’s not exactly a surprise [CityRag]
Denise Richards’ former nanny says she sleeps with 14 dogs and is a moody ‘Jekyll and Hyde’ character [Crazy Days and Nights]
Grey’s Anatomy and assorted spinoffs almost here! [Pop Sugar]
Pamela Anderson can be Bought at least Rented [the Grumpiest]
Toronto Film Fest Part II: Bring in da Nudes, Bring in da Funk [CelebNewsWire]
Lindsay Lohan is Probably Not Getting Laid in Rehab [Evil Beet]
Justin Timberlake needs at least 2 bananas and other crazy celeb demands [Gabsmash]
Mischa Barton’s mom jeans [Celeb Warship]
Lily Allen Is Back On The Market [Glitterati Gossip]
Cute pics of Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott’s son Liam visiting the ducks at Central Park [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Lindsay Lohan is completely delusional and thinks she’s a tragic, classic actress [A Socialite’s Life]
Does Gavin Rossdale Have a New Woman? [Just Jared]
Another Heather Graham Lesbian Kiss Video [Egotastic]
Nicole Richie’s fans retaliate against faux cookbook [Lifeline Live]
Iron Man trailer [CelebWorm]
Diddy’s other baby mama has a sordid past [Rhymes with Snitch]