Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk got married this weekend in the Hamptons, as everyone said they would. We don’t have any photos of her dress yet, which brings me to a very important question: do you think that Gwyneth – aka Goop, the 2018 Version – would sell or give her wedding photos to People Magazine or Vogue? My gut says that selling her wedding photos to People would still be too gauche in GoopWorld, but now that I’m thinking about it… she would totally want her wedding photos in Vogue. So we’ll have to wait and see. As for the actual wedding… well, details are weak, for now.
Gwyneth Paltrow is marrying! The actress is saying “I do” to Brad Falchuk in a private wedding ceremony in the Hamptons on Saturday. Falchuk was photographed earlier in the day as he drove himself in his red car to the ceremony. Following behind were several of their guests including Jerry Seinfeld, Steven Spielberg, Cameron Diaz and her husband Benji Madden. Paltrow’s Iron Man costar Robert Downey Jr. was also photographed arriving for the nuptials.
Apparently, Jerry Seinfeld and Jessica Seinfeld hosted Gwyneth and Brad’s rehearsal dinner or something the night before the wedding. I’ve seen some people suggest that Gwyneth will go Full Carolyn Bessette Kennedy for the wedding, complete with a bias-cut slipdress. Considering Gwyneth has spent much of her adult life trying to copy CBK’s vibe, I don’t know… I mean, I doubt Gwyneth will end up in some poofy ballgown. But I think it will still be a big wedding dress, since this is what she considers her “first marriage.” Speaking of, her ex-husband Chris Martin did not come to the wedding.
Gwyneth posted this Instagram of their wedding bands:
Photos courtesy of Instagram.
OK, which hands was his and hers???
She does seem to be happy with this guy so good luck to her but am betting her wedding dress is totally like CBK. Goop has been SWFing her look for years.
The CBK comment is spot on. I have watched her doing her sloppy second version for years.
I misread the title as In Derp
Me too … derp derp
Marrying a poor man’s Brad Pitt.
Knowing what we know now about Brad Pitt, maybe this version is better.
Right?? He seems stable, is accomplished, and secure. I think chose the right Brad
Right? This dude seems normal. And she really looks happy with him.
My hands are not as delicate as I wish… but those are some ugly hands. Damn
Aw, some things really are out of our control. I’d never really scrutinized my own hands until last week when two of the preschoolers I teach asked what their “weird things” on my hands were. I had to explain to these little humans, with their smooth, baby like hands, that they were veins…and realized how prominent they have become. Good times.
This made me laugh…and cry a little on the inside. I’m turning 43 on Friday…I don’t know how that’s possible, I was just in my 20’s! There is a lot of great things about being in your 40’s…but…seeing your body start to age is a little shocking.
Hi Mgsota, 43 seems young to me, I am 51! For me, things didn’t really start to go south until just this year.
It is shocking to see your body age, I also feel like I’m the same person I was in my 20s — with some added wisdom, hopefully.
Her hands look fine? His hands — he looks like a former nail biter, in that his nail beds are too short, but whatever.
Look at those “heartbreakingly long fingers” 😂😂😂😂
Ha, ha!
Congrats goop! I think she has her own video be though stylewise. Happening.
I meant her own vibe stylewise! oops!
I do think she would typically want her wedding photos feature in Vogue, but doesn’t she have beef with Wintour at the moment? She had BO at the last Met Ball and Anna Wintour may have talked shit about Goop’s dress and Goop said she is never coming back to that event…? Is that right?
I am sorry, but I can’t help but feel for his ex wife. Their relationship came from infidelity, something I personally cannot forgive in my own life. I know I’m bitter and projecting, but they both make me feel ill, and wish for them the same insecurity that only unfaithfulness brings.
I’m just glad I never had to deal with my ex”s image in every magazine, entertainment blog, etc with the woman he was cheating with everywhere. ESPECIALLY bc her .brand and public image is so “pure”. I hope his ex cleaned him out bc he and Gwyneth are absolute back stabbing people in my eyes.
Yes, I am very bitter, I’ve been cheated on… it’s something that damages your psyche deeply.
Nah, dont be bitter, i can relate tho. She is the typical narcissist, and my gut feeling says he is not far from being a narcissist himself. They get new partners as soon as a better option is available.
Exhusband was a narcissistic psychopath, they will never feel real happiness in their live, they swith partners for that addictive feeling of a new crush.
If you are not a narcissist there is a chance you might find real love in your life.
This above is everything but love.
@Annaloo, I agree with you. I have never been married, but I have been cheated on and discarded for a new person. I really believe that any relationship which is formed from an existing partner being dumped/cheated on will not end well. If someone ditches their relationship for you, esp if it was long-term or involves children… I just think it’s a bad omen. Maybe I am naive, but I am 49 and have seen a lot of shit in my life. @supersoft is right – a narcissist will replace a partner with a new one who serves their purpose as soon as something better comes along.
how do you know their relationship started from infidelity? they were divorced in 2013. Brad and gwenyth didnt start dating until 2014.
Sorry, but I have to massive side eye this. The homework was not done, they started before either have divorced, certainly not his ex wife. She was blindsided, as many partners of cheaters are.
Didn’t they first meet when Gwyneth starred in Glee which must be around 2010?
So yeah, I agree to the massive side eye……….!
Now, I like piling on GOOP just like the next person, but I think she said this was her ‘first wedding’. She and Chris eloped and did not have one.
Wouldn’t she use her wedding photos to bring more eyes to Goop? It’s a website with a blog, right? I think she’ll post the wedding photos there or Instagram.
But will Chris still take a bullet for her? (her words)
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Would Beyoncé and Jay have been there if they weren’t on tour? 😄😄
Not if dancing was involved:
https://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/gifs-of-gwyneth-paltrows-mom-dancing?utm_source=dynamic&utm_campaign=bfsharecopy&utm_term=.fq50KlKRNO&sub=0_782752#782752
No beyonce or jay z-im still thinking she was becky with the ‘good’ hair