Here are more photos of Lindsay Lohan looking like a cracked-out mess at last weekend’s MTV European Music Awards. Lindsay is “European” now, because she owns a nightclub in Greece and that’s why MTV gave her a reality show. I still can’t really believe that Lindsay’s life turned out this way. On one side, she’s managed to survive, which some of us weren’t sure would happen. On the other side, what could have been, eh? Anyway, Lindsay spends most of her time in Greece and the Middle East, but she believes that there’s still global power in the “Lindsay Lohan” brand. She believes she should still be getting advertising contracts and endorsements:
Lindsay Lohan may have ever so slightly overestimated the value of her endorsement. A rep for the “Mean Girls” star went trawling for deals on a Facebook group for publicists and marketers on Tuesday, writing that interested parties should “reach out if you rep a brand that is interested in endorsement opportunities with Lindsay.”
They also rather grandly announced that “acceptable brands include: fashion, beauty, car, lifestyle, CPG, fitness/lifestyle, food/drinks, entertainment/media, tech. Must have a substantial budget.” The response was, er, underwhelming. The post got three responses: one alerting a New York Post reporter to the gauche cash grab, and two from industry types asking for a “ballpark” on what “substantial” means.
I mean, I’m sure a lot of D-list celebrities have their publicists looking for work or endorsement deals too. I’m actually sure that Lindsay turns down some deals – she’s probably been asked to be the face of various timeshare property frauds and assorted pyramid schemes. I imagine she turned down that kind of work because she didn’t get a big enough cut. Anyway, this is just further evidence, to me, that Lindsay truly lives in her own delusional bubble, where she’s still super-famous and desirable and she can still demand a “substantial budget.” Why in the world would ANY company want to get in bed with Lindsay Lohan at this point?
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Fitness endorsement??!!?? Hahahahaha!!!!!
Sad!
It really is sad. She had so much potential and charm as a kid. She could have done anything.
Yeah, fitness/health/lifestyle was probably a shot in the dark, LL…
Still using the annoying kiss-blowing thing, I see.
She was so, so beautiful in the mid 00s. I’m still rooting for her, I have to admit. Addiction is a terrible disease.
Her parents are a terrible disease.
yeah, but she’s not just an addict. she’s a bigoted, self-entitled azzhole.
That dress is tragic.
Lo-Cans has a rep? That she PAYS? Actual money?!
It was Dinah wearing a mustache
I don’t begrudge anyone trying to make a living.
I think she hit her lowest, or the lowest that happened to be on camera, when she tried to kidnap a child from a refugee family in Russia. It’s just so extremely sad how far she continues to drop.
How does the Kracken manage to get her extensions to look both greasy and matted?
I’d laugh harder if I hadn’t seen that fugly dress with the black pumps in a different post …
Anyone seen that Vanity Fair article? She definitely ‘owned’ a nightclub for a summer.
Libdsay Blohan has already been CANCELLED because she’s an entitled bigot and asshole. She’s a trump apologist and anti #metoo movement. Let’s stop giving her any attention please!!!
Maybe she should, I don’t know, try working? Prove to someone, anyone, that you can work an alarm clock properly and show up on time. Act like a professional. Stop smoking opium or whatever the hell you’re doing to look like an alien version of yourself. Sorry if that’s just your face now but learn how to work with it. God, every article about her seems like we’re watching an early-20s dumpster fire burn out but isn’t she like 45? GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, YOU EMBARRASSING MESS OF A PERSON.
Gurl, that outfit..no, just no. Time to grow up and stop wearing mess that looks like it came from Whores-R-Us. Same goes to Mariah.
She had so much potential, but it all went out the window due to her assholery.
this is just further evidence, to me, that Lindsay truly lives in her own delusional bubble, where she’s still super-famous and desirable and she can still demand a “substantial budget.”
remember when she was on Leno right after one of her many stints in rehab and he asked where she’d like to be in 5 years and she said, ‘back here, talking about an Oscar I just won.’ Leno looked down at his feet and there was muffled laughter in the audience. DELUSIONAL