These are some really cute pictures of Madonna hanging out with her kids in Paris. Madonna might be a cruel taskmaster, but I bet all of her employees totally adore the kids. There were a handful of reports last week that Madonna’s new adopted daughter Mercy was having a hard time adjusting to her new life, especially considering Madonna has brought her whole brood with her on the “Sticky & Sweet” European tour. But Mercy looks pretty happy in these pictures – and like the beads in her hair, very Bo Derek. Rocco looks so much like Guy Ritchie it’s a little spooky. And Lola looks so much like her mom it’s ridiculous. Gorgeous family. Nice-looking bodyguards too!
The only person not enjoying these happy family occasions is a young man by the name of Jesus Luz. It seems Madonna’s Brazilian boy-toy isn’t so thrilled that Guy Ritchie and Madonna seem to be burying the hatchet (that was once lodged up Madge’s backside). Since Mercy’s adoption, Guy and Madge have been spending more time together, and it’s said that Guy is totally enamored with Mercy, and has even nicknamed her “Koala”. Jesus wants his Madonna to come back to him – but really, he’s just mad that Madonna gets to spend time with her ex while at the same Madge has banned Jesus from seeing his exes. Hmm…
Madonna may be pleased that she and her former husband are getting along better these days but her toyboy lover Jesus Luz is far from overjoyed. The 22-year-old Brazilian, who is accompanying Madonna on her latest tour, has confided he is unhappy that six months after the divorce Guy Ritchie is back in the family fold.
‘Guy is with Madonna a lot these days and was invited to a party at her house with some of their mutual friends last weekend,’ says a source. ‘He goes to kabbalah meetings with Madonna and the kids and he adores Mercy. It’s uncomfortable for Jesus having to be around Guy so much and very hypocritical – Madonna has banned Jesus from speaking to any of his ex-girlfriends.’
The singer met the model when they were pictured for W magazine in a hotel room in Rio de Janeiro in December by celebrated photographer Steven Klein. Madonna’s eight-year marriage to Guy Ritchie ended last year, and their decree nisi came through in November.
Since then Jesus’ career has picked up. He has just done shoots for various international magazines and taken part in a fashion show in aid of HIV research. According to friends, as well as working he is getting DJing classes and working out two hours a day with a personal trainer in New York.
[From The Daily Mail]
Such is the trying life of Jesus Luz. What’s the deal? If he’s so unhappy, can’t he just go home? Home to Brazil, I mean. Or could it be that Madonna and Jesus pretty much have a business-only relationship at this point? Imagine my shock!
On another Madonna-related note, Grandma almost broke a hip the other night. Madge was on stage in France when she totally busted something doing one of her signature sexy, gristly moves. But it was her ankle, not her hip, thank God. According to Radar, Madonna “had to have her ankle heavily strapped after one of her spinning routines went wrong… [her] moves seem to be taking their toll as she was seen clutching an ice-pack with her face wrought with pain.”
Sigh. It’s never too early to hang up the gristle, Madonna. I mean, I’ve always respected Madonna as a businesswoman and I think it’s great that she’s putting all of the aging rack star men to shame with her high-energy performances, et cetera. But it’s not like Madge doesn’t have other stuff on her plate… perhaps she might cancel the rest of her tour and take some time to help Mercy adjust to her life? And perhaps take some time to reconnect with Guy? How about that? That sounds like a wonderful way to spend the summer.
Photo credit: ELIOT PRESS/bauergriffinonline.com and INFPhoto.com
cute kids, agree!
but Bo Derek? Um, I think she got her look from African Americans, who have a long history of braiding and, during some periods, beading as well.
if this were another milieu, someone would be reading you the riot act about now.
lol on breaking a hip.
I am glad that Madonna is doing what men have always done, though. Rockin’ til she looks ridiculous and taking up with much younger lovers.
I’m glad she and Guy are friendly, for the sake of the children. Maybe they’ll even work out their issues and reunite. That would be great.
Guy is hot, too. So cute!
Madonna looks like Michael jackson and his kids, but with a difference, michael was black (from inside) carrying three white kids, and Madonna is a white lady carrying two black kids. What a world i must say. But i’m glad this kids found some happiness in their lifes. I mean, nobody in their perfect mind would refuse to be Madonnas’s son. I wish she adopted me too.
About Jesus, their rendez-vous is so over. It was fun, but now the fun has gone. But i doubt she will come back to Guy.
Poor girl crying in the first photo. The photos tells the story. Madonna only poses with these kids we all know that. There is an army of handlers and staff who care and raise these kids. She probably doesn’t still know who Madonna is, looks very uncomfortable. She wants her real Mom ( care taker, nanny ).
@ Loop
Seriously, lol. My dad always gets bitter when Bo Derrick is mentioned because he always says that back before that movie came out (when he was living in Chicago), non-black people thought those hairstyles were ugly and unsanitary and all that. Then when that movie came out with Bo, EVERYONE was going on about how fresh and cool it was. Oh Daddy…lol
@ Loop – thank you, I was going to say the same thing re: Bo Derek. Seriously.
@Laura – my mom was sooooo irritated when 10 came out, for the same reason as your Dad! She also didn’t like Bo Derek’s hyperskinny, masculine appearance.
When I’m traveling, particularly somewhere near a beach, I’m always struck by all the non-blacks who get their hair cornrowed. It’s really an awful hairstyle on anyone with straight hair, or with a big color contrast between their hair and scalp.
I’d actually love to see Madonna and Guy get back together. I don’t see that happening anytime soon, but it would be great. Also, I’d take Guy over Jesus any day (not that they day will ever come, LOL).