I was one of the few who actually thought Paris Hilton would marry Chris Zylka. Maybe I just wanted to believe because I was so looking forward to the extravaganza that would be Paris Hilton’s Wedding. But, alas, I was wrong and now I’m frantically searching for the receipt so I can return the blender I got them. However, I am partially comforted by the fact that Paris is holding up well and taking this time to think about… herself. Solid plan – when the cards are down, do what you do best, right?
Nearly a week after calling off her engagement to Chris Zylka, Paris Hilton is opening up about the split.
“I’m doing really good,” the 37-year-old hotel heiress said on Wednesday’s episode of “The Talk.” “I’m just really having my me time.”
She continued, “I just feel that when I fall in love, I fall in love fast and hard. It was this whirlwind romance and I’ve always been obsessed with Disney stories and love stories, and I thought it was going to be my happy ending and I just realized after time that it wasn’t the right decision.”
“You know, one day, I would love to get married and have children, but for right now I’m just focusing on myself and my work,” she said.
Paris spent so much time focusing on herself during her relationship, she frequently referred to Chris as “her boyfriend” rather than his name, like maybe she’d forgotten it. In my opinion, what Paris is really “obsessed” with is drama. I do wonder if Paris actually does want to get married and have kids. It’s like she thinks she’s supposed to say that. I definitely think she wants a wedding though.
If Paris gets lonely during her me time, she can always draw a face on her 20-carat diamond engagement ring, ala Wilson from Cast Away. Since it is a reflective surface, she can focus on herself during each heartfelt conversation (that’s probably about her).
I don’t want to sound heartless. There is a chance that Paris is actually hurting from the split and if so, that‘s unfortunate. Whatever she’s going through, it’s not slowing her down. Paris recently released her Gift Guide where you can buy a variety of – what for it – Paris Hilton merchandise!
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I don’t understand why she’s returned. We had such a long break from her and now her tacky self is in the news again. Hopefully she’ll just go away once more. The Kardashians are more than enough and they multiply like rabbits.
I think periodic flare-ups are to be expected, you never really can get rid of Paris once caught.
LOL
😂😂
Hahahaha!
Perfection.
A+
I enjoy Paris because she is so….Paris, always. LOL.
Like Paris has ever focused on anything but herself hahaha Altruism is NOT your middle name Ms. Hilton.
Exactly what I was thinking. She’s never been know as anything but a self-absorbed twit.
She once had her driver speed away as soon as she was in the car, and Chris was left on the curb. He should have taken that for what it was and ran like hell.
noooooooooo
“But, alas, I was wrong and now I’m frantically searching for the receipt so I can return the blender I got them.”
😂😂😂😂😂
Is there no cream to get rid of this one? I have serious Paris itch?
That poor guy looks like an employed “presenter.” What’s with the hideous fingerless black gloves? I always just thought those were for Madonna to hide her aging hands. The pink and gray gown is lovely though.
I am sorry but this is the same problem I have with Jen Aniston narrative of focusing on ymy self finaly. When in fact their entire lives they focus on themselves.
Hey – as dippy as she is – I’m all for women forging our own path and not being constrained by society saying we have to get married or have kids to be complete human beings.
Lol at the idea of her forgetting his name. And enjoying her reflection in her ring’s massive surface. Priceless!
Yeah I cannot imagine either that she REALLY wants to be married with kids, which is totally fine. I am sure she lives a great (superficial, rich) life anyway. And I am sure she has frozen her eggs in case she wants kids later on in life. She goes for the young boys anyhow, so also the potential sperm donors will be of “good quality” lol.
When has Paris Hilton focused on someone other than herself? It seems that everything is about her. What career is she talking about, Being a DJ?
Yeah, everything CB said.
She’s a racist, classist a-hole. No love here for her antics and thirst for attention. Here’s hoping this time is the last time she resurfaces.
Lol! I had an ex tell one time that he was going to focus on himself, I laughed in his face because everything in our relationship was all about him, all the time. I have a feeling that Paris is the same, all Paris, all the time.
This is hilarious, as if she ever focused on anything but herself!
…So, business as usual then, eh, Paris?
She is really a carbuncle on the world’s butt that won’t go away.
am i the only one who doesn’t really like the term ‘failed engagement’ ? can’t we just say it ended, they broke up, it’s splits-ville? something about the phrasing is off.