Jeff Bezos only announced his split from his wife of 25 years, Mackenzie Bezos, because the National Enquirer was about to publish their extensive report on his affair with Lauren Sanchez. The Enquirer had put in the leg work – they assigned four people to the Bezos-affair story, and they had photos, copies of text messages, dates and locations all nailed down. The thing about the text messages was pretty interesting though, because no one is 100% sure how the Enquirer got their hands on the “sexts” between Sanchez and Bezos.
Initially, Page Six got a tip that Lauren Sanchez “sent the sexts to a friend to show off about her relationship with the world’s richest man — and then the pal slipped the texts to the Enquirer.” If true, Lauren Sanchez is incredibly indiscreet AND she had to know that she was basically pressuring her married lover to leave his wife (which happened, so she got what she wanted). The leak of the sexts has become a focal point for Bezos – he’s “launched an inquiry” to see how the text messages and photos got leaked. Huh.
Amazon boss Jeff Bezos has launched an inquiry to find out how the National Enquirer got hold of his racy text messages to girlfriend Lauren Sanchez, the Daily Beast reports. Earlier this month, the tabloid published the contents of lovey-dovey messages from the billionaire to his married new squeeze and reported that he had sent her nude pictures of himself.
Now, the Beast reports that Bezos is funding an inquiry into the leak — and is “increasingly convinced that political motives are behind the disclosure.” It says that the probe has so far ruled out the possibility his phone was hacked, and investigators have “not uncovered evidence” that Sanchez was involved in the leak.
However, when the Enquirer story was published, sources close to its reporting operation told Page Six that the tab had got hold of the texts because Sanchez had “loose lips” and shared them with pals. On Wednesday, Enquirer insiders said they stuck by that claim. Meanwhile, the Daily Beast says that Bezos’ investigators believe that because the story showed up in the National Enquirer it suggests that it’s a right-wing hatchet job on the liberal Bezos (who owns the Washington Post). They point out that the Enquirer has long been an ally of President Trump.
But a source told us that this theory is just a weird conspiracy. The relationship between Trump and the tabloid was seriously tested last year after its chairman, David Pecker, was granted immunity to testify in the investigation into whether the Enquirer paid Playmate Karen McDougal to stop her from claiming that she had an affair with Trump.
I initially thought the political dimension of the story was shady as hell – Trump regularly insults Bezos on Twitter, and Trump even made several on-camera references to Jeff Bezos’ marriage problems. But then the idea that Sanchez inadvertently (or not so much) leaked the texts took hold and I focused more on that theory. Could it be that my first instincts were correct? The sheer volume of texts and photos between Bezos and Sanchez, all of which the Enquirer had access to, seems to indicate that this was more than just “Sanchez showing some texts to a friend and that friend passing them on to the Enquirer.” There are basically only two options, in my view. Option #1: the National Enquirer hacked Bezos or they worked with someone else to hack Bezos, and they did so for political reasons, because Trump believes Bezos is his political enemy. Option #2: Lauren Sanchez wanted to get Bezos to dump his wife so she found a way to leak their messages to the Enquirer directly or through a third party. Which is it? Bezos will find out.
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Alexa was upset with Jeff and made sure she recorded all his private conversations and emails, then sent it to the Enquirer.
“Hell hath no fury like a computer scorned”
That’s a great movie idea or something.
Hahaha – hell hath no fury like a female AI scorned, Alexa was clearly pissed at he cheated on her with a plastic/cheap down grade (Google Home).
I thought the cheap plastic downgrade was Lauren ha ha ha.
There was a “Futurama” episode about just that (yes, I watched it lol. It’s funny!). The (space)ship’s AI “fell in love” with Bender (a robot). After a couple weeks, Bender “dumps” AI, and “she” wrecks havoc with the ship’s controls. As you said, “Hell hath no fury….” even an AI 😊
OOPS… this is in the wrong place; responding to Rapunzel!
good one!
+1
Jeff, you can pay me to do this investigation. It’s Lauren. This is straight from the side chick playbook.
Yeah it does look like she was involved in some way – she wanted the wife outta the picture so he’d be free to marry her so she could get her hands on his wealth. Its straight outta the gold digging mistress playbook.
Considering how she’s “traded up” on each successive relationship, oh yeah..I’d believe it.
Oh man if the investigation turns up that it was her? Hahahahahaha! Amazing.
Joking aside, if it’s possible there was a political “favour” here I hope they find it…and I hope Bezos goes looking for revenge against the Menacing Cheeto and his flackies.
Considering the resources Bezos has at his disposal, I HIGHLY doubt they were able to hack him at all or without help from someone in his circle (even then, that is a stretch). I think it has to be Option B…
Then again, part of me thinks he’s in on it and likes the attention…from the way this is being handled to who he chose to be with. So many rich and powerful people divorce without anyone knowing, something fishy is definitely going on here…
Yes. And also your girlfriend.
Here is my invoice for 1 million dollars and a lifetime membership to Prime.
I hope this is his way to remove her from his life officially, and prevent further leaking in the case she retaliates for that action.
Could his ex be getting revenge?
Revenge? No. It could very well be that the idea of the mistress having deliberately planting that and/or tipping off the Enquirer about the affair (which she may possibly have done) was planted into Bezos’ mind by his wife. He is clearly in a lust haze. His wife has been completely silent (in public). If she has managed to pierce the haze to make his brain function enough to want to get to the bottom of this, it wouldn’t be revenge. It would be a wife of 25 years trying to save her marriage.
For 25 years we didn’t know jack about this man’s private life, 2 minutes with this Sanchez and he’s on the cover of National Enquirer. How is he ignoring this flashing, neon, giant red flag? 😏
I just read something about her brother Michael Sanchez possibly being responsible. Apparently he’s a Trump supporter. Weird.
Well Jeffy you can save your money and ask your side piece. I’m pretty sure it’s her.
So, this story has officially gone totally cray-cray in a very 2019 way. The Daily Beast reports that Lauren’s brother, Michael Sanchez, is a big Trump supporter who is involved with — wait for it — Roger Stone and, even more bizarrely, Carter Page. So, yeah, there’s definitely ratfcking going on here. Makes you wonder if the entire affair was a setup.
It’s obvious that the texts changed hands. What I am curious is what will he do IF he can prove that she leaked them? Is he that in love to forgive her and keep her or will he move ahead alone? I have heard that he is ruthless in busines matters but have heard nothing how he is in private. I am fascinated
Funny, my immediate thought when this story broke was option A. That it was a right-wing hack job. Trump is pissed off as all hell at Besos for choosing Queens and Virginia for Amazon locations. He hates that Besos has more money than he does and it is actual real money. I totally think it plausible that the National Enquirer would do something like this as a favor to Individual 1.