A couple of years ago I saw a video from YouTubers H3H3, Ethan and Hila, where they just showed up at DJ Khaled’s house and he was cool to them. Apparently they’d done a parody video of him and he’d seen their work. There were a few other people there and an absolutely enormous spread of food in buffet style on warmers. There was way more food than that group of people would need. (That’s at 3:30 into this video.) I’m thinking of that as it’s probably how he was eating before he recently lost weight. Apparently Khaled is a Weight Watchers spokesperson, which seems bizarre, and he lost 43 pounds over the last year to get to his goal of 250 pounds. He Instagrammed this video message about it.
Good for him and hopefully he’ll keep going with this. Weight Watchers is a great program and you can eat anything you want as long as you count the points, but you already know what I’m referring to in the title. That’s got to be zero points, but it’s not like that’s going to change his mind about it and make him a halfway decent lover. After he said all that I can’t really stand him, but we’re covering this story and maybe that’s why Weight Watchers hired him.
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I didn’t even read the article – just wanted to say BRAVO for the title!
Right?! I actually snorted my coffee out my nose when I read it.
That title is EVERYTHING! lolol. I love starting the day with a belly laugh 😊
That said, can’t stand him or his attitude. And I have news for him, he still needs to lose more weight. 250 is STILL pretty overweight. He’s hardly “slim”. Kudos on the 43 lbs., but keep going.
I choked on my coffee. Was surprised that it was CB and not Kaiser (who I expect these headings from). LOL
Thanks! I learned some stuff from her over the years.
Agreed. Title made me literally LOL.
Indeed – the ladies of CB are on fire today with their headlines!!
Snort at your title
Yeah, well he’s got a way to go still, that bloviating blowhard.
The title is EVERYTHING
Right?? I’m at work and I had to stifle a laugh!!
Still – I can’t do anything but side-eye this guy. UGH!!!!!
Congrats to him! I struggle with weight, as does my husband. Ever notice how men can lose weight much easier and faster than women though? So not fair!
I know. I think it has to do with the fact that the metabolism of men runs a lot faster than that of women, and women store more fat easily for child bearing purposes.
It ain’t fair!
Your TITLE!! I let out a horrific bleat when I read that!
I was trying to figure out how to describe the noise I made when I read the headline and you described it perfectly!
I am also here for the title!
Both Kaiser and Celebitchy have been great with the titles today!
*claps hands gleefully*
It’s not the fact that he doesn’t want to “perform” on his gf…it’s the fact that he still expects her to “perform” on him.
Thank you @me….cause till your post, I had no idea what anyone was talking about….NOW I’m laughing w/y’all 🙂
i did a spit take at this title. bravo.
i rejoined WW 3 weeks ago and have lost 7 lbs. the revamped plan is really great and the new app is much more user friendly and has a social media feel. i’m very impressed with this new rollout they are doing and recommend it – especially to people who have done it before and got bored.
That title made my morning. Thank you.
Ha this headline made me laugh out loud.
Me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
If a woman said she didn’t like giving bl-wjobs would you all still be as judgmental? Or would you be applauding her for knowing what she likes & doesn’t like?
Nah, his applause for others is asking how much they appreciate his high highness the Don King himself. You think he gets this excited for anybody or anything else on the planet. Not unless there’s a direct line back to him. He’s a giant turd.
See comment #9.
He said he won’t do it, but he expects it in return, because he is the “King”….He doesn’t care about his partner’s pleasure.
This isn’t about knowing what you like and don’t like. If privately they have negotiated this situation, that is different- but to brag that you won’t give it, but expect it because you buy her stuff is gross and misogynistic.
It’s the lack of reciprocation and the sense of entitlement that’s the issue. I don’t think anyone here is judging anyone else’s sexual wants/needs/etc.
ooooh burnnnn
Does anyone think his wife looks soo much life him, in the face? It’s like shave his beard and put on a wig and they’re like sisters.
I have been looking into Weight Watchers and am thinking of signing up for the 3 month trail and see if it’s for me.
Have any of you all had success with it?
I lost weight on it years ago but gained it back. MyFitnessPal is free and really works for me.
Thanks CB. I will check that out.
I am a member of WW and have done well with it. I really like this new plan. I’ve used MyFitnessPal before but I need the accountability of the weekly weigh in and the meeting helps me reset my focus each week. I also love my meeting leader and receptionist.
Viva la snark!
Great headline.
250 is just his first goal, and he’s working toward his next one. That’s a really smart approach because when you have a lot to lose, it can feel overwhelming. I take the same approach.
He was signed as a WW ambassador prior to his comments and then we didn’t hear from him until this goal. I thought maybe WW had low key separated from him.
My favorite WW ambassador is Kevin Smith. I can tell he really follows the program. That was my complaint with some former spokespeople. When asked about the plan, it was clear they didn’t really follow it (I’m looking at you Jenny McCarthy and Jessica Simpson!)
Kev has lost 50 and if you listen to his podcasts, you know he eats errythang.
Just randomly showing up at a celebrity’s house is really weird and icky. Yikes. I can’t stand this dude and his fake nirvana stuff but he deserves privacy.
Lol, that headline!
LOVED the headline! LOL!
We know what he’s not eating……..HAHAHAHAHA!!!! You win today!
yes!! that title!
That headline! 🤣
I’m dead, that headline is the best.
I laughed for a good five minutes straight at that title. I can’t stop giggling. Brava.
THAT. HEADLINE. Literally spit out my soup at my work desk – made my day!!! jaja!
WW is cool. I have impossible weight — when I was getting married I dropped down to 1000 calories a day, and I BLEW UP — and that is horrifying, but that’s what happens when you undernourish yourself. WW is cool because it makes “macros” understandable and relatable! Even if you suffer from hormonal issues, WW makes you go to a protein-rich diet, which is actually super cool for folks with PCOS. I personally “can’t” lose weight — I’m diagnosed with hypercortisolism — but I lost 30 pounds on WW. Give it three months, use its techniques, lose 25 lbs or so. After the first three months, you might plateau, and you might have to go somewhere else from there. But for the first three months, do WW. It’s good, and it won’t break your metabolism.
No khorned beef for Khaled