“Jeff Bezos needs to get away from Lauren Sanchez & her family” links

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Lauren Sanchez’s brother Michael is one of the shadiest people ever, and this VF exclusive just proves to me that Jeff Bezos needs to get away from this family. [Vanity Fair]
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  1. jan90067 says:

    Laura Sanchez is a gold-digger extraordinaire, always “trading up”. Imagine sharing a d!ck pic of someone you *profess* to “love”, with your BROTHER!

    We have NEVER heard a word of Bezos’ private life before. You KNOW she “shared” this in order to force his hand. Was he talking about leaving his wife before this? Perhaps. Reports say they were separated already. But he had not made ANY move to divorce her…. until this broke.

    However, this brouhaha may’ve been the straw that will invalidate Pecker’s deal with Mueller, so that’s a silver lining.

    • Jamie says:

      Hopefully Gavin de Becker will sit Bezos down and explain to him that he needs to stop thinking with his Dick and get rid of Sanchez

    • Tiffany :) says:

      I don’t know that we can assume that Lauren shared the photos with her brother. He could have gotten into her phone without her permission.

      • RoyalBlue says:

        That is what I assumed Tiffany. The brother knew about her relationship and one day she put her phone down and he picked it up and scanned through her texts. He is horrid!

      • Who ARE These People? says:

        In our house hold we call it the Bad Brothers Club. There seem to be a lot of ’em!

      • JayneBirkinB says:

        I agree with this theory, the brother is not a good person. Maybe Lauren didn’t expect any of this? Maybe she was happy to be the side chick and let the Bezos live Happily Separated After, and enjoy his Billions in great trips, jewelry, housing, etc?

    • Dee Kay says:

      Honey pot. Oldest trick in the blackmail and espionage handbooks.

      • OCE says:

        @DeeKay : Omggggg, this is what I have told everyone!! Jeff Bezos got conned – this family clearly played the long game on him. Amazed that the richest person inthe world had such low emotional intelligence on this chick. PS: Here in Brooklyn we so happy no Amazon is coming to disrupt our cost of living and further bloat our subways.

    • BchyYogi says:

      I’m not sure we have all the details- did her brother steal private pics, or was it a scheme betwixt all 3 or just 2 or again, just one bad guy? At st I judged her because she comes off as overtly sexual, but I believe she’s accomplished, but just dresses w an “in your face” sexuality. I’m trying refrain from slut shaming.

    • Himmiefan says:

      Maybe Bezos and Sanchez’s family deserve each other.

  2. ByTheSea says:

    Dump declared the national emergency.

    Two Nigerian men have been arrested in the Jussie Smollett attack.

    Yes, Bezos needs to run as fast as his legs can carry him away from this family.

    • Original T.C. says:

      Watch all the”straight constructionist” Republicans bend over and defend Trump’s violation of the 1st Amendment. If Trump went out today and said he was pro-abortion, all those lemmings in the GOP will start supporting Planned Parenthood. He either has a spell over them, blackmail material or most likely they are scared of his Republican zombie fan club who could vote them out. They will do anything to hang on to power and money.

      • Bella Bella says:

        It’s most likely that Mitch McConnell at the least but I’m assuming others have received Russian money as well, so are compromised.

      • Liz says:

        Respectfully, can we on CB please start a nationwide, aw hell, if not global, movement to always use the term “pro-choice” instead of “pro-abortion” and… “anti-choice” (?) instead of “pro-life”? Am I mistaken and/or foolish to make this request? Even my local NPR affiliate (GASP!) uses the term “pro-abortion” and it drives me BANANAS. I wonder if NPR reporters have the agency to use whichever terms they see fit..? *runs off to contact local NPR affiliate* IMO, anyone who fails to understand the reason behind this request also fails to be fully aware of and fully grasp the entirety of the issue. Just me? (Not my most eloquent post. Posting anyway.)

      • Original Jens says:

        Liz I agree. No one is pro-abortion. I say as someone who has had one, I am pro choice.

      • CairinaCat says:

        I like Forced Birth instead of the term pro life
        They care nothing about actual life of the fetus/ baby or mother. Before or after birth.
        Just that they can force you to stay pregnant and force you to birth it.

        Otherwise they wouldn’t be trying to make pregnancies a pre existing condition taking away prenatal care. Or trying to take away healthcare for the mother and child after birth and taking away WIC and food stamps
        They don’t give a shit about fetus, baby, mother child
        They only care that they can control our bodies

      • pinetree13 says:

        Yes, I find the term “pro-life” deeply offensive and frankly, upsetting. I prefer either anti-choice or forced-birth. Even anti-abortion is too misleading. These people are anti-choice, anti-women having agency, anti-bodily autonomy for women, etc.

        Did you know that if you were an organ match for a child that was dying of a rare disease and could only be saved by your organ WE LEGALLY CANNOT GIVE THAT CHILD YOUR ORGAN EVEN IF YOU WERE DEAD because of bodily autonmy laws. But like, I”ve never in my life heard of an anti-choicer trying to get forced organ donation. Funny how that is. Because the bodily autonomy of men, even dead ones, is more important to them than that of women.

      • Original T.C. says:

        Ladies,

        I alway use the terms pro-choice and anti-choice, of course no sane person goes around saying they are pro-abortion. My use of the term “pro-abortion” was specific to Trump and a mockery of ‘Trump speak’. I have to remind myself that sarcasm doesn’t always work on the Internet. He wouldn’t be pro-choice, he would be “pro-abortion”. He would claim getting an abortion is a way to have healthier children later on, someone once told him that and so that’s a new science fact (sarcasm). If anything Trump has shown the GOP doesn’t believe in anything they claim to believe in for decades, they will be on any side as long as it keeps them in power or makes them rich. They will abandon the religious right if another group of zealots can get them elected. They only hopped on to the religious right in the 1980’s when Reagan successfully used them to get elected.

  3. Original T.C. says:

    Bezos May be good at his job but he appears to be an idiot when it comes to his private life. He didn’t realize that his mistress’s brother was friends with Roger Stone and the owner of the National Enquirer? Looks like his sister showed off Bezos’ nude pics to her brother knowing he would go to the enquirer, and hoping to get publicity about their grand love. LOL.

    • Digital Unicorn says:

      She’s a gold digger and used them to force his hand into leaving his wife – she was in on this I have no doubt about that and it will come out in the wash. The fact that her own brother was involved says everything you need to know about her and this situation.

      Bezos traded down from his wife – his mistress is a plastic, fake ass gold digger who wants a piece of his empire.

  4. PhillyGal says:

    It’s amazing how many supposedly brilliant and successful men turn out to be idiots when they start thinking with their male appendages.

  5. Anon33 says:

    I have NEVER ONCE showed any, um, compromising pics of my man to any of my girlfriends. That’s a violation and just plain gross. I don’t want to see any of their men’s parts!

    • BchyYogi says:

      A bf sent a dik pik that inc his fat belly. It had gained size, so guess he didn’t know just how big it would appear (the belly). There was NO WAY I’d “show that off” to ANY HUMAN BEING. I ended it all immediately, not a DP type, even sans sad beer belly. EEeesh. Something is fishy w this Bezos in the cliche role of DP sender. Feels like a set up to get trump & his Pecker buddy!

  6. Cleo17 says:

    Liz – I totally agree with you. Words mean things.

  7. Rituxie says:

    I hope his soon to be ex-wife is laughing all the way to the bank.
    And I hate to call out another woman’s looks but as this mistress seems to be a piece of work, I don’t really mind in this case: he really downgraded here.

  8. tealily says:

    That Johnny Depp story is weird. Is she underage or something? Is she married?

    • Deehunny says:

      Yes it was a weird story re Depp. Lainey said she doesn’t understand why it’s being kept so quiet… Something is up. ::adjusts tinfoil hat::

  9. SJR says:

    Zero sympathy for Bezos. Cheat on the wife, you get what ya get.

  10. JRenee says:

    Wait what?
    He will have the best investigators find out what happened. Messy, messy, messy!

  11. april says:

    If that’s a very current photo of Lauren, she looks really really happy and not disturbed about anything..

  12. Patty says:

    Yeah, and Harry should have stayed away from Meghan and her sleazy family. Lauren Sanchez is not responsible for the actions of her sleazy brother. And I’ll say it again, Jeff Bezos doesn’t need the public to save him from his girlfriend. He’s a grown man making grown man choices.

  13. Mere says:

    Lucy Boynton from a couple of years ago. Just google who he is dating and she come right up.

  14. Mylene says:

    She a gold digger and it’s probably a sex stories.

  15. Jay says:

    The only things Bezos needs to do is Pauli’s taxes and stip demanding subsidies from cities.

  16. teehee says:

    All I needed to know to judge her character was any kind of involvement with Fox. Don’t touch it with a million mile stick.

  17. adastraperaspera says:

    Lauren also has a very shady husband. How did Bezos get into this? And Gavin de Becker let this get by him? I wonder what’s going on behind the scenes. Out of character for Bezos to be fooled.

  18. Racer1 says:

    Eh, its probably a diversion from what’s really going on with his business or some seedy aspect of his personal life. Its always variations of the same ridiculous stories that essentially add up to nothing but a distraction.

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    • AnotherDirtyMartini says:

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  20. AnotherDirtyMartini says:

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  22. AnotherDirtyMartini says:

    Regarding the Sanchez siblings…yikes! The brother looks SO creepily familiar to me. I wonder if he’s done any acting.

  23. Elaine says:

    Miranda lambert married Some Dude? That B is crazy. Hope there’s a story on it tomorrow

    • JaneEyreApparent says:

      She married a dude that has a 3-month-old baby with another woman. This is not going to end well.

      • Lucy2 says:

        Omg. OMG! What is wrong with this woman?! The article I saw said they married “a while ago”. She just dumped that guy who ditched his wife a few months ago, and she’s already found and married someone else? Someone who just had a kid ???

    • Lila says:

      Hoping the same thing. Miranda knows how to bring the drama. Can’t wait to hear their take on it!

  24. Karen2 says:

    Bezos is a grown man. Lauren & her shadiness is so him. Reminds me so much of Summer & all his gfs. lol. McKenzie & the kids need to move out physically & emotionally asap tho.