As Madonna has taken her “Sticky & Sweet” tour to Europe, her little Brazilian boy toy has been at her side the whole time. Of course, according to sources, their relationship is more employee to employer at this point. Manny to mother of four, or perhaps Jesus represents Madge’s oldest child, the one prone to temper tantrums. We’ve already heard that Madonna and Guy are patching things up, reconnecting and maybe even getting back together (which I doubt). And now the Daily Mail is declaring an end to the spring-winter relationship of Jesus Luz and Madonna. Apparently, while on tour, Madonna sat Jesus down and gave him the “just friends” talk. If she said it in French, she would have gotten the Bradley Cooper Award.
It was only going to be a matter of time before Madonna tired of her latest plaything.
And I can now report that the Material Girl has ended her relationship with 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz after just seven months.
The 50-year-old has told Jesus, whose career was given a huge boost by the affair, that she ‘doesn’t have enough time for him’ now she is touring Europe.
A pal told me: ‘Jesus has been accompanying Madonna on tour but they have been staying in separate hotel rooms. Jesus is doing everything he can to persuade Madonna they should stay together. He’s hanging in there like a lost puppy.’
‘Chances are they will be seen out again together, as it’s good for both their images, but Madonna has made it clear it’s only a friendship.’
[From Daily Mail]
Madonna then told Jesus “It’s me, not you… I need to work on myself.” She then added “I’m just not in a relationship place right now.” She finished the lecture with, “But of course you get to keep all of your toys and modeling contracts.”
Some of us make a lot of jokes about Madonna, the Bingo-Winged One, but I always have to give her a shovel-full of grudging respect. It’s no surprise that Madge and Jesus didn’t last – but how else could it have ended? Only this way – with Madonna getting bored with Jesus, and him begging to stay. Well done, Madge. You hit it and quit it.
Madonna and Jesus are shown out with designers Dolce and Gabbana in Milan on 7/14/09. Credit: INFPhoto.com
I know the dude’s name is pronounced hey-zeus, but I can’t help but read these titles as “Madonna and Jee-zus”. 🙂
that dress looks terrible on her, she should wear warm colours, that black and grey thing is just not hers.
about her toyboy: if jesus had a tiny piece of brain in his head he could have expected that. but somehow i dont think that this story is true, anyway.
Hey, his name isn’t pronounced “hey-zeus”. He is Brazilian and not from a Spanish-Language-Country if that is what you wanted it to sound like.
Amen on your assessment, Kaiser. So many people view her as cold, but to me she is sort of a feminist. I think Julia Styles said something about how she “owns” her sexuality, unlike other pop stars (i.e. Brtiney Spears) today.
I have no idea what the “bingo-winged one” means. Also, I’d call her relationship fall/spring, not winter/spring. God, she’s 50, not 90. I definitely have a soft spot for Madonna. I like her better now than in the ’80’s. I think she looks fantastic, too.
Is it me or he starting to look exceptionallly hot? Maybe its the haircut. He looks way better now than he did when he first came out on the scene with her.
I have no sympathy for either or them. Ugh.
i don’t belive this crap!!they are not breaking up!!!madonna that is such a yummy boy toy you caught..YOU GO GIRL
In other words, “um, I was just using you – you knew that — right?”
::pat-pat on the knee::
They speak Portugese in Brazil as the main language. Pronunciation of that would be “Hay-soos” just like all the other Latin-based languages.
“Geezus” is pretty much only pronounced that way in the States, last time I checked.
Also, the dress looks way better on Whitney Houston. His deal is somebody finally got him to cut his hair and shave. Works wonders for a layabout’s appearance.
“Geezus” is pretty much only pronounced that way in the States, last time I checked.” naa sorry you read JESUS not Hay-soos or hey-zeus i’m portuguese and i think i know how to read it. in brazil they talk and read portuguese but from brazil there’s some differences but you read his name the same way. and americans please understand this: in Brazil and Portugal we don’t talk spanish!!!! come on that’s basic i know that there’s some differences between U.S. English and british english we learn that in school…
So Kaiser, would you give the same amount of respect to a a wealthy older white man who ‘hit it and quit it’ on a young Brazilian woman? So that is what feminism is, patriarchy in reverse?
No, lb, people would just call her an idiot and a gold digger. And the man? Well, he can’t help it if women just throw themselves at him. This is the same situation, don’t you think?
“Hey-zhoosh”
I am fully aware that Portugese is not Spanish, but I’ll take your word for it on the pronunciation.