My lord, the melodrama. E! just debuted the new trailer for the latest season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, and MY GOD. Most of this stuff looks like it was filmed just a few weeks ago, but maybe that’s just the way they cut it – like, I think they were filming KUWTK for a few months before Tristan Thompson “cheated” on Khloe with Jordyn Woods, but obviously they put that storyline front and center. I know many of you will be like “I don’t even want to support the Kardashians enough to watch this trailer,” but trust me, it’s absolutely worth it. Khloe is such a massive a–hole, and you have to watch her act like the biggest victim in her own self-perpetuating melodrama so we can talk about it.
Can I just say, I’m super-interested in the clips of Kanye’s project? Is that his “Sunday Service” thing, like church for celebrities but with gospel music? And the telenovela piano music in this trailer, MY LORD. Anyway, the Khloe stuff – I burst out laughing when she screamed “LIAR!” and “my family was ruined!” at the phone, because oh honey no. And “It just sucks it has to be so public. I’m not just a TV show. Like, this is my life.” Chica, no one forced you to do this, you f–ing drama queen. “Sometimes the world forgets to be kind, and that we’re all going through something. Maybe just be a little more understanding because it f–king sucks.” Yes, it did suck to see Khloe orchestrate the takedown of a young woman just because Tristan showed an interest in her. Where was Khloe’s understanding for Jordyn then?
Also: if it feels like Kylie Jenner is barely in this trailer, that’s because she apparently was barely around for filming. A source told Us Weekly that Kylie “took a little break from filming Keeping Up With the Kardashians and recently got back into filming and it’s been a struggle and difficult. She was very upset about the situation with Jordyn and also just didn’t want to deal with it and have to address it.” You mean Kylie didn’t want to perform for the cameras and scream and wail like Khloe? Quelle surprise.
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I laughed so hard at this trailer. What a bunch of attention whores
ITA, it was hilarious! I feel like the producers really have a sense of humor with the piano and all the sad faces. But those aren’t really “sad” faces, right? It’s just their posing faces. I have never watched this show and never will, but I enjoyed that.
I think the piano music is Kanye’s song, “Runaway”.
Same, Kat. Never have, never will.
“This is my life”, “People wanna know everything”, well, girl, if you present us everyday with your life, your fake body parts and you demand the attention 24/7 by fabricating stories, don’t be mad saying people should mind their business. If we were minding ours, you wouldn’t have your, so sit back, filter the shit out of your face and go sell some tea.
I know right. Who is making her do the show? Rob quit the show, so can she. She loves attention. If we weren’t interested Khloe wouldn’t have a “career”. She needs to shut up…damn hypocrites.
It was really hilarious. Lol. I would love to know who she was screaming at over the phone, Third Trimester Tristan or Jordyn.
An E producer because that phone call was probably fake. What I want to know is who does the make-up for their show during their “confessionals”. My God tone it down…that and the blurry camera lens they use. It’s so ridiculous, it’s almost like I’m watching animation not real humans.
Well they are mostly plastic at this point.
I literally thought it was a parody trailer at first. I was dying.
Yes, I thought it was a parody for a few seconds too, until I realized wow, this is them trying to be serious and dramatic! I’ve never watched the show though, so I have nothing to measure the trailer against.
Also, isn’t that Madeleine Khan in the gold dress and ringlets?
Idk how they, as human beings, decide all of this (well deserved) negativity is worth the money. Bc as much as everyone is laughing at their “woe is me” shtick, people are gonna watch this train wreck. So I know to a certain extent they don’t care about the “hate” as long as it translates into money. But at one point, don’t u decide u have enough money and even if every person in the world tuned in and gave u ratings while hating on u, don’t u think it’s time to call it quits? I’m baffled. No amount of money is ever enough for rich people. They always want more.
I so agree with you Peaches. I think this family is obsessed with money and fame. It will never be enough. The trailer for their show is trending on Youtube. All the comments are negative. I don’t know if they even have any legit fans left. Most people just “hate watch” the show. I think ratings have been down the past few seasons and they are desperate. If this season doesn’t do well, they might just have to walk away but they’ll blame it on “wanting privacy” and not poor ratings. Then, about five years from now, they’ll do a reunion special lol.
Absolutely. Every single thing you said. They could have walked away into the sunset carrying their bags of money but they are addicted to the attention and they don’t care if they have to peddle lies and trash to get it.
Lol, omg a reunion is so gonna happen if they end their show. You’re right, people just hate watch at this point, all the comments I’ve seen on the video are negative. If I was that rich, I’d rather walk away with my bags of money into the sunset like kitten said, than to be hate-watched and be a mockery.
Isn’t that awful, I was lmao. It drives me whackers when anybody talks in the cry voice, as they wipe the tears off, making sure they won’t mess up their mascara. Hahahaha….she’s going to poke her eyes out with her faux nails. Khloe did the same thing to Lamar, hot off the presses. Difference being Tristan doesn’t give an eff. Kendall yelling people have no right to talk…..please these beotches (particularly Khloe & Kim) post every single second of their life online. It made little Kylie very wealthy (all on her own, lol). It was good for a chuckle, they’re some disturbed people. Sad thing whoever it is that still watches this garbage will be glued to their tv.
I kind of have the impression that Kylie isn’t all that interested in being in the show. I don’t think she has been for a while. and why should she be? she’s apparently generating enough income with her makeup line.
Right. She seems relatively (emphasis on this word) private compared to the rest of the family.
Kylie is smart. She’ll be so much happier than her ridiculous sisters if she keeps her child and relationship off camera. She’s successful on her own and doesn’t need this silliness.
I don’t know if she’s successful on her own even if she’s not involved in the reality show. She has a good momager who likely hired a good team and we only know her because it all started from Kim. She leveraged. The longer the Kardashian series is on TV, the better for her.
@Alexandria It’s been three or four seasons that Kylie barely shows up, if she does, she isn’t the central piece and watching it you get the idea she’s bored just to be on camera for a minute. She is a billionaire, she doesn’t need the show anymore. If we think through, she is te one with biggest IG plataform and she doesn’t give much of her personal life. This whole Jordyn drama and Kylie hasn’t said a word, which reveals much.
You don’t have to appear on the show to take advantage of the K branding. She doesn’t need the show as much, I agree. She needed the show to get to her current level and to get to her current instagram per post rates. But I like that she appears to try living her life after having her baby. Either that or she already thinks reality shows are beneath her. With Khloe’s drama, Kylie is probably right lol.
I meant that she’s successful on her own now and doesn’t need the show. She certainly benefitted from her family’s exposure when her brand was just getting started, of course.
Yea I think people give Kylie waaaay too much credit. She’s not self-made and she doesn’t come across as intelligent. But I do think she has adults plus momager making business decisions for her.
What the Hell did I just watch?
This woman really needs to get off Twitter she posted something like someone doing you wrong then turning around and playing victim. She is truly a lost cause.
They may have filmed this before the Jordyn thing but we know they reshot things to add drama and make them look better or more sympathetic. Remember the limo scene with Kris K and Kim during the sham of a marriage with Kris H.
YES ! I can bet they reshot scenes of course. They have to make themselves look like pure angels and everyone else as the villains. It’s what they do best.
Oh my goodness it’s so difficult when you make millions off the world’s interest in your private life……until the world has an actual opinion. I am so tired of these people. Hopefully this doesn’t succeed in picking up their ratings and they will be gone soon.
Man, PMK really built a household full of Cluster B personality traits. 😬
I’m not really feeling the “woe is the K-clan” storyline. What kind of marketing ploy is that? Like ok people here are a bunch of ultra-wealthy women on screen wearing designer clothing, in gorgeous homes and locations, getting their hair and nails done and sitting at giant tables of bounty, surrounded with healthy, beautiful children who have all they could ever need or want… isn’t it so SAAAAAD?!
Like no. Makes no sense. I don’t feel bad for them. And I would be much more interested in a season about them getting crazy and having fun and having normal funny drama. This melodrama is a joke.
And Kendall… even in the voiceovers she is the WOOOOORST. She’s the utter worst.
They never catch a break. I wanted to die of laughter when I heard that. WTF.
What did Kendull say? I honestly don’t recall.
I think the marketing is turning into equal parts “be careful what you wish for” and “all that glitters isn’t gold.” The aspirational lifestyle they’ve been selling for a decade? Look how empty it turned out to be.
I’m just surprised they’re willing to reveal that, because it goes against everything the women have been selling. I kinda think the producers are pulling back the curtain a little.
I feel like this is one last push, to position themselves as catching soooo much abuse etc, that they decided to end the show and as for ‘privacy’. Probably less embarrassing than being cancelled.
It seems like Kylie and Kourtney have been done for a while. Kim can certainly keep making money (albeit less of it) without the show…they are probably just looking to save face and make it look like it wa their choice to not do the show anymore.
I’m not just a TV show 😂😂 as her face melts off
Ugh. Her face is becoming more and more plastic, alright. But, look at her chestal area! When did she get those things?!
I can’t bring myself to watch this, too distracted by her hair!
@ jules
Oh if you want to see some bad acting and get a good laugh please watch it. It’s like an SNL skit !
@AnnaKist, I’m glad someone else noticed this. They look like blow up boobs right?
jules: Dang, I’m never on when you guys are. I said this yesterday. She looks like Phil Spector!
Lmfao! Not Phil Spector! Hahahahahaha!
I’m a little surprised by this post – the trailer just made me feel really sad
Sad this this is what people are buying (and believe me, people ARE buying)
Sad this this is what Kanye West has become
Sad that that little girl, True, will grow up and see this shambles
Sad that TT consistently got away with treating the mother of his child like trash (doesn’t matter how much you dislike Khloe, his behaviour is vile)
I could go on, but this whole thing is just so fing sad/gross. And I do feel bad for Khloe, actually. Once you separate out the tv show and her usual nonsense, at the end of the day, someone she loved very much (Jordyn) was messing around (whether it be hanging out, putting her legs over, kissing, whatever) with the father of her child. No matter who you are, that fing sucks.
Yeah, the whole situation sucks. But filming and showing the world your whole mourning process (whether real or fake) means you should be strong enough to take the heat. And this trailer looks like a movie, totally unreal.
the mother of which child? Khloe certainly didn’t mind screwing around with Tristan when his previous girlfriend was pregnant. it’s only a tragedy when it’s done to her.
No Joanne, it’s shitty when it happens to anyone, including her.
As it’s been said a million times – victims of shitty behaviour do not have to Ben perfect themselves in order to be victims. One can be a shitty person AND be treated like crap at the same time. IMO that applies in this situation.
Ifeoma – agree that it’s so awkward and almost surreal to watch – this epoor kids being raised amidst this circus.
Same.
*mothers of his children
There’s a lot of debris he’s left in his wake because he’s got high level trash aspirations.
Kanye West is an American tragedy. He might be a jerk but he was an extremely talented jerk and he wasn’t THIS bad. That creature didn’t wait until his mother was cold in her grave before she pounced and sunk her talons into him. Whatever bad happens to these monsters is more than deserved. I wish I could hold out hope for the children but I have a feeling they’re already lost causes.
Lamar just side-eyed so hard that he burst his eardrum.
Lol. She literally almost drove that man to the grave, sent him overboard, straight to the hospital where cameras started rolling the second she made her grand appearances to be at his side. Oh they are trash. It’s life tho, not tv. PLEASE STOP
Please do not blame a woman for a man’s addiction problems. Lamar abused drugs and utilised the services of hookers. That is not on her. She didn’t drive him to ruin his life – he did that himself. If he was unhappy with her he could have walked away like any other person. I don’t watch this show or like this family but I lost a friend to addiction and what you just said is really gross to me.
You guys are so YT here. The “piano” music in the background is Runaway by Kanye -_-
I’m pretty sure the writer knows that since she has said Kanye’s “my beautifuldark twisted fantasy” is arguably his greatest album.
Everyone can call out Ye for being crazy, whatever….but you can’t argue with the man’s ability to sing a song. I have so many favs that are his. Give me 4 5 seconds and I will list them….oh so Heartless!
That was worse than I thought it would be. Everything just felt so contrived. Are the trailers usually that bad? Just melodramatic music and glamour shots? I know it’s supposed to be slick and well produced but they just seem like such empty vessels with no depth. I can admit to never watching the show, but is that it? This is not even being elitist as I’m clearly right here reading the gossip with everyone else.
Has she gone full Rachel Dolezal? They are the abyss staring back at us. Colonialism on steroids.
Yeah her look…it’s interesting.
YES to the Dolezal comment. Her face – she looks like a simpleton. A simpleton who was rejected from the sex doll factory.
Her breasts are very shiny. That’s all I got.
I wonder if she’s crying over all of the other women or just jordyn. Just kidding, I know she ignored ALL the other actual cheating to harp on this.
Most of those other women he’s been spotted with predate khloe.
I feel for Khloe, I’m sure Tristan ripped her heart out and I feel sorry for her that she is now a single mom.
On the other hand, she isnt very self aware (none of them are) to be complaining on the show about it because of how they got together. Keep your mouth shut and complain privately to your therapist and friends because it is just icky for her to play this whole “he destroyed my family card” when she did it to another woman and also..her and tristan were never together as a family in the first place. He was gone by the time the baby was only a few months old.That relationship was so short with Tristan it is ridiculous for her to be acting like this on the show.
I dunno. I have it in my head that Tristan never agreed to be exclusive, that he would give her a baby (or maybe was even unaware of that), and they would hook-up. Has he ever said anything to anybody about being exclusive with Khloé ? Remember, Lamar came out and said he was disappointed to hear Khloé go on about her inability to conceive — when he knew they weren’t even trying. Put nothing above these people.
They have NEVER showed and mentioned Jordyn in any of the other trailers for KUWTK in the past like 10 seasons. LOL they are going to milk this sh*t for all it’s worth. I watch the show and Kylie hasn’t been in more than 10 minutes of the last 3 seasons. She’s super rich, she doesn’t need the show. She doesn’t seem as thirsty as the rest lol. Why is Khloe acting like she’s so shocked Tristan cheated again…he’s been cheating this whole time probably. She needs better acting lessons. Kanye used to hate on the show, now he wants to be in it? Oh Kanye desperate times huh?
Here’s the thing. I can’t with Khloe crying and whinging and bitching and moaning because, ultimately, this MoFo cheated on her before (remember – right before she *GAVE BIRTH TO HIS KID* caught on camera? Anyone?) and she took him back knowing full well what she was setting herself up for. She should have dumped him right then.
Look. I guess it’s sad? Sure it is. But. She. Took. Him. Back. And here we are. He is who he is. That’s not going to change. He doesn’t need her. What for? He’s an elite athlete with money of his own. She needs to stop blameshifting and dig deep and deal with her own isht.
That may sound harsh, but all the Kardashian p**** in the world will not save these people from their self-inflicted train wrecks. Nobody is that good in bed. Next up: Kylie and whatever guy she’s with is totally going the distance. (Hint: It will be over by the end of the summer.)
Omg that makeup, the hair, the dress….the child in me sees a scary clown mixed with bride of Frankenstein.
The trailer……. none of them, they can’t act. It isnt real emotion and she can’t fake it. I feel sorry for anyone who thinks that what they show on tv or in social media is real.
Khloe’s face in the interview portion. Jesus.
My favorite line was when Kris said “this family can’t catch a break”. And was serious!😂. If I was drinking something, it would have been spewed! They are so ridiculous and melodramatic, it’s obnoxious!
her nose looks like Micheal Jackson
Not to rain on the mean parade but I agree with Khloe. Sometimes people forget to be kind and remember that we’re all going through something, and just because they have monetized their existence and everyday life, we forget that they are people, too. They are no different from us, they go through heartaches, infidelities, disappointments, loss of friendships, having to leave their home, etc. Even of Khloe had decided to stop participating in KUWTK, just the fact that she is a well-known person would not stop the tabloids and media from splashing the turmoil in her life as entertainment in front pages. Why don’t we sympathize with her like we would with any other person? Is it bec everyone here is siding with Jordyn? She may have blown Jordyn’s involvement out of proportion, but don’t tell me you know no other person who has broken up with a significant other who hasn’t hated or put any blame to any other person who had gotten involved with their ex. They react the same way as we do. They have the same flaws as some of us do. As someone who has gone through dealing with an unfaithful spouse for years, I empathize with her deeply.
Yeah, …. I am of the attitude when it comes to cheaters that both my partner who betrayed our relationship and his cheating side piece…well, they can BOTH go F off in my eyes.
If I was Khloe, I’d despise them both for different reasons.
Yeah I agree, as for people being like “look at the empty lives” comment. It goes hand in hand. Yeah they’re wealthy and can buy whatever they want and are surrounded by beautiful things and people but there’s loneliness and heartbreak all the same. Are their lives made easier in a lot of ways with assistants and stuff like that? Of course. But that amount of wealth creates a whole other set of problems.
Also, as far as Jordyn is concerned, I am about 99% sure the mention of her name or any appearance or discussion of her in KUWTK is monetized. She has appeared in the show and more than likely has a contract that she her appearances in each episode will be at the discretion of the showrunners and that her involvement in any episode in any capacity will be compensated. As far as whatever it is that happened with her and Tristan, I’m sorry, but any friend of mine who continues to be friends or hangs out with my cheating ex-husband is no longer my friend because when someone does you wrong, abuses your trust, cheats on you, your friends/family need to pick a side–yours. I would be furious if a friend of mine got kissed by my ex (especially when the wound was still fresh) and then lied to me about what happened. Furthermore, those being mean and questioning why she went back over and over again to a cheater–well, those things happen in everyday life for celebrities and non-celebrities alike. Sometimes we hold on to people are relationships that are bad for us. Lastly, I don’t know what everybody’s problem is with her crimped hair… black people do not OWN this style of hair. There are white, Asian, Hispanic people who have that type of hair and texture. It’s not like she wore an afro and black-faced herself. Stop it already with this whole appropriation everything bullshit. Not everything is appropriation.
It most certainly is appropriation with the Kardashians. And come on, Khloe didn’t care that Tristan was with a pregnant woman when she hooked up with him. It’s pretty clear that she and Tristan have been done for quite some time now, and Jordyn is a 21-year-old who kissed her ex. You cannot be serious with this comment.
she got pregnant and then I believe they made a mutual arrangement for media. They both benefited. This is why we won’t hear from him, he signed a non disclosure. She is happy, she got a baby. If she wanted a relationship she should have planned that part a little better vs getting knocked up by someone she didn’t know.
Hey Anacia…is that you khloe? Bwahaha!
No… I just think people are being mean. It’s unbelievable to me how cruel people can be.
She looks like Dee Synder
things I’m not watching on Sunday: this.