It’s been a good month since we’ve had any gossip about Miranda Lambert and her sudden marriage to a messy NYPD officer. In January, Miranda quietly married NYPD Officer Brendan McLoughlin in Nashville, then waited until February to announce it for some reason. Once she announced it, we realized how shady the whole thing was – Miranda had only known Brendan for a few months, and his girlfriend/mistress had welcomed a baby the same week that Miranda met him last fall (November). If anything, I think Miranda has finally met and married her messy AF match and I think we all believe this will blow up spectacularly.
But for now, Miranda and Brendan are still together. They’ve made it more than two months! And they said it wouldn’t last. Miranda and Brendan walked their first-ever red carpet last night at the ACM Awards (Academy of Country Music Awards) in Las Vegas. Glad to see Brendan didn’t have to work last night! Miranda wore a mint green Alex Perry dress and she looked nice. Brendan is only seven years younger than Miranda but he looks a lot younger in these photos.
Anyway… there were some predictions that Miranda would get pregnant, but I’m not entirely sure she will. I’m not getting big pregnancy vibes from these photos either.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
I really like her dress. Lovely colour. But yeah she’s still a hot mess waiting to happen.
I really like her handbag. It goes perfectly with the dress.
Those smiles look super fake though.
At first glance I thought it was a big pretty flask.
I’m blinded by their teeth, hmmm, maybe they got the 2 for 1 offer.
I came on to say that he spent some of his newfound wealth on teeth bleaching! LOL
I noticed his new choppers right away!!
They should get a refund.
So tired of the chicklet teeth trend.
And dual eyebrow waxing too. I’m not against men cleaning them up, but this went too far for me.
Agree. Makes him look strange.
I was waiting for this post! Which isn’t scandalous yet… boo
I don’t know, her lower belly area is giving me pregnancy vibes…maybe it’s just that panel/cut and seam around the area. Looks like it may have been to enhance an hourglass figure shape but it makes it look rounded in the front which makes it look somewhat bumpy/a bit swollen to me…oh well…not a bad look
I thought the same thing. I don’t like bump watch but it did occur to me. That’s the only area of her body that looks that way though.
That’s what I thought.
Yeap! Noticed that too.
She’s always had alcoholic belly bloat. I sincerely hope she never has children.
Thought the same. I tried to go back to her wedding pictures to compare, but she’s very strategically hiding either behind him or her flowers. So yeah, suspicious bump is suspicious.
That said, those blindingly white chiclets they’ve got in their mouths are doing a good job of distracting from it.
I can’t stand too-white teeth, they look so unnatural.
Satan shouldn’t breed! The world will be a better place without her spawn
The first thing that grows are the bubbies and I’m not seeing it. I think she’s just a normally proportioned woman as opposed to the impossible standards fame holds women to. Which is good cuz she’s cray and he’s messy and boy would I feel bad for that baby.
I like her dress
She looks lovely agreed
Same. Her hair and makeup look pretty good too.
I need to know more about the clutch. It looks vaguely mermaid-y. As in, if she jostled it around the water portion would swish around. Maybe there’s even glitter inside. For some reason, these possibilities have greatly excited my inner six year old. I dig it.
She looks very nice here. Whatever she had done to her jawline looks good.
The neon green and mermaid colored stuff is really popular now and I love it. So do my little girls.
Yeah she looks nice but she’s still evil.
@ Renee: After her divorce, she seemed to grab different men, but when she went on tour with that woman’s husband and caused a scandal, that’s about when I lost respect for her. She thinks she can have anyone, but she’s only acting ridiculously silly and to me, it looks like she’s still not over the humiliation of splitting up with Blake. Getting married to this much younger guy that she’s known for two minutes was just another very bad choice. This marriage won’t last either. Once they get to know one another and have their differences, things will change. They always do. She’s just going to look even more silly than she does right now. There are a lot of women I respect in show business or the music world, but Miranda just isn’t one of them. She needs to get real and have her own kind of confidence that might not include a guy-of-the-moment.
All I see are veneers.
Mother-Son Dance?
Motherboy! Lmao
HAHAHAHAHAH yessss
Dying.
She looks radiantly healthy and he looks somewhat drained. Is this a Twilight co-dependence thing or….?
He’s super happy for the attention. I don’t know if it’s gonna last, you guys …
He’s not good looking to me at all. Don’t get the hype.
He would be handsome except for those teef (shout out to Michael K).
Miranda is starting her new tour soon. she gets messy when she’s on tour. i do like her hair and make up here.
Ohhhh I wonder who she will cheat on him with when she’s on tour. It’s not like he’s going to be there 24/7.
I think the only reason she married him was because he just had a kid when they met.
Does he pluck his eyebrows? So distracting…
OMG! That’s what I noticed too. Dem brows… ewwwww. Don’t me me wrong, I appreciate men who groom, but he looks like he ventured to the 90s for the overplucked Drew Barrymore special.
Her dress is awesome! I’m a huge fan of bold colors.
Her dress color is amazing, but his brows?
Double ewwwww
Their facial features are really similar. Leave it to this awful woman to fall in love with her own face.
I’d kinda (okay, completely) forgotten about them. I’m honestly surprised they’re still together.
They’ll be together until the ex totally forgets about him. Then it’s not interesting to her any more. One of her little “rules”.
Granted, the ex might be over it which, in that case, count down starts.
To, in the thumbnail picture, he looks like a young Luke Bryan.
*goes to Google to make sure I am thinking of the right dude*
Yeah, that’s it.
she must get her youth from the tears of ex wives bc she just keeps looking better and better.
She looks different but I can’t put my finger on it. Did she have a brow lift?
all you have to do is look at former pictures and you can see where she did something to her jawline.
Good grief. You could see those teeth from space.
She’s still a homewrecker. That is all.
He’s giving Ross Geller a run for his money in the white teeth department. It isn’t a good look.I wonder how much quality time he’s spending with his 3 month old baby? I’m going to guess that it’s not much. I’ll bet Miranda’s a real treat for the baby mama to deal with. She’s comes across as such a selfish bully.
Miranda seems like she would have fit in well with the “Fab Five” Texas cheerleader gang.
I thought she was pregnant too from the side pictures the showed of her rehearsing. She’s big. Then she announced a new tour that won’t work with a pregnancy. She’s definitely had work done because at this weigh in the past her face has been much rounder. She looks pinched now.
That can be just natural aging. Your face gets skinnier as you age, even at the same weight.
She looked like a hot mess on stage with George Strait. But she sounded good. Her face looks thin and she looks like she has aged.
Great dress, though it may have needed to be taken out an inch or so at her waste. It’s hitting her wrong at the midsection.
Rather curious woman she. I wouldn’t drag a participation trophy around to brag about it, but her life I guess.
Eh I don’t really ‘get’ her but I also don’t really understand the level vitriol this woman attracts from other women. Is it because people like that shady ass ex husband of hers? FWIW, I think he (Shelton) is kinda gross.
Maybe it’s got something to do with her being a cheater multiple times and bragging on Instagram that she does whatever she wants while she was sleeping with another woman’s husband. Just a guess why other women would have an issue with her.
She gives people a reason to dislike her all on her own Blake has nothing to do with it.
She looks beautiful. I love that color on her.
When I saw these pictures on People I thought maybe she had work done on her face because she looked younger or fresher all of a sudden. Maybe it’s the pin straight hair, she usually has some waves, but her face looks different to me. I have no idea if she’s pregnant, that didn’t occur to me when I couldn’t get over how weird her face looked. But now seeing full body pictures, yes she could be. We’ll know in a couple of months if she is.
Did anyone else notice she switched a lyric during her performance to throw shade at Blake? There’s a line about living in Oklahoma, (where they lived when married) but instead she belted out “I got the hell out of Oklahoma!” Sadly, the cameras did not bend to my will and pan to Blake and Gwen for their reactions.
They weren’t in the audience when Miranda was on at any point, so it’s kind of hard to pan to that. I did love Reba pointing out she was also from Oklahoma introducing Blake. Also, Evan Felker is from Oklahoma and Miranda stayed with him there, so are we sure we are even throwing it at Blake?
Maybe it was a two-for-one shade deal? Whomever the target, she looked extremely pleased with herself right after delivering the altered lyric!
And thank you, that explains the lack of on-camera reaction 😉
Her head looks fine, everything else is awful awful awful! That awful clutch! The husband’s devilface!
That green looks great on Miranda and love the hairstyle & beautiful earrings. She was really shining and her new man looks pretty handsome.
The dress is a pretty color but unflattering at certain angles.
She must have a definitive “type” as this new guy has a similar oddly feminine look to his face just like Blake Shelton.