Someone please burn Angelina Jolie’s terrible black leather joggers

Angelina Jolie and son eating at Cecconis

Here in the mid-Atlantic, we haven’t had much crazy weather this spring. We’ve had a handful of bad thunderstorms – which is typical for spring – but mostly it’s just been alternating between really warm and sunny and just sort of grey and mildly rainy. I’ve already brought out all of my spring and summer wardrobe, which is basically just a stack of t-shirts (in all colors) and a stack of light-fabric sweatpants in grey, black and blue. I live in that uniform all summer.

Angelina Jolie also has a pretty basic uniform of black sack dresses, black and white blouses and black trousers, for every season really. I think Angelina has okay-to-good style in professional-wear and red-carpet looks, but her everyday casual style has always been pretty basic. What do you make of this casual look though? Angelina stepped out this weekend in LA with her son Pax. They went to lunch at Cecconi’s, a popular, pap-friendly restaurant. Angelina wore… a very light and oversized black camisole and… black leather joggers?!?!? WTF. She also paired this bizarre ensemble with a light black wrap for no real reason.

I guess my point is that leather joggers should not exist, and even if they do exist, she shouldn’t wear them. Imagine how warm those are, and how much your ass would sweat in warm weather. Leather joggers also don’t make sense with the light cami or the wrap. I can’t believe Angelina’s children didn’t shut down this ensemble. Zahara, please convince your mom to burn these pants.

Imagine how cute Angelina would look if she just invested in some really simple drawstring, relaxed-fit lounge pants and good quality t-shirts in an assortment of colors. I mean, I love a goth look too but enough.

Angelina Jolie and son at Cecconi's Restaurant

Angelina Jolie and son at Cecconi's Restaurant

Photos courtesy of Backgrid.

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  1. Erinn says:

    Those are AWFUL.

    They look like hefty bags had a love child with the 90s splash pants I had as a kid.

    • Lucy2 says:

      I thought of hefty bags also!

      I tend to give most stars a pass when they’re not on the red carpet, but those look odd and uncomfortable.

      • Erinn says:

        And that’s the key – if this outfit looked comfier, I don’t think I’d have any shade for it. But it… just looks awkward.

    • ByTheSea says:

      She looks bad, not just the joggers. I know everyone will say how absolutely fabulous she looks, but nah, dawg.

      • Erinn says:

        If they’d been regular joggers – maybe even a light gray, I think it’d look better… but the shirt still wouldn’t work with them. A navy v-neck tee would have looked better.

        Honestly, I find it so funny how stylish the kids tend to look. They’re obviously a lot more into fashion than their mother. I kind of feel like Ang is the type of person (I’m guilty of this too) who buys clothes without trying them on, which would explain the fit of the top.

      • BchyYogi says:

        It’s not the pants, it’s how gaunt she appears. I know ppl jump on posts that state the obvious…

  2. babsjohnson says:

    Kanye is about to throw a fit.

  3. Dttimes2 says:

    Meh i wore wear the hell out of those pants with a gray slouchy sweater and some Cons

    • Yup, Me says:

      I think there are people who could pull them off but they have to have a certain style and attitude that makes regular old things into “Fashion!”

      As much as I love Angelina Jolie, she doesn’t make regular old clothes into “Fashion!” so she should have left these pants alone. I wonder if she was trying to make her legs (which tend to be on the skinnier side) look a little fuller to balance with her upper body?

    • vava says:

      I’d wear those pants, but only in the winter. I like the sweatshirt idea, and I’d probably wear some booties with them.

    • BorderMollie says:

      I have a similar pair and love them to bits, but the shiny stuff has to go. I’ll defend women dressing comfortably till the end, but this trash bag chic does not fly for me.

  4. Lucy says:

    I kinda like them, actually. But then again, I usually love AJ’s casual street style, so I’m most definitely biased.

  5. Nacho_friend says:

    I love these, they would look awful in a cropped wide leg style which is very on trend at the moment

  6. Anastasia says:

    I like these. Do we know they’re leather?

    And from the title, I thought the joggers would be shoes! 😉

    • AnnaKist says:

      Ha! The first things I looked at were her shoes, too! That’s what
      ‘Joggers” are down here. Meh, I don’t mind the pants, but more for chilly das.

    • Some chick says:

      They look like leather. I doubt Angelina wears pleather unless the costume department makes her.

      Leather is way more breathable than the writer seems to think. PVC (pleather) is not. Latex, even less so.

      I mention latex as I see the three get confused on style/fashion posts all over the place (not just here – far from it).

      You really can tell by looking closely at texture and how the fabric behaves (particularly to distinguish latex, which is literally rubber clothing – from PVC which is fake leather).

      Again, if Angie is wearing it, it’s leather. Looks like really nice, buttery soft leather at that. I’d have gone with a less frilly top, but maybe it was just really warm that day. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

  7. CheckThatPrivilege says:

    Kaiser, where do you buy your tshirts & sweatpants?

  8. Hmmm says:

    I def don’t like the pants but Angelina does her own thing and at least they’re casual. Pretty sure that’s as close to sweatpants as she’ll get.

    Meanwhile deadbeat daddy was hamming it up at Kanye wests Sunday service -none of angie’s kids in sight. The creep does not have any real custody. lmao ONE WEEKEND A MONTH.

    https://giphy.com/gifs/30-rock-sme-how-do-you-1Qdp4trljSkY8

  9. Snowslow says:

    I LOVE them (provided they’re not real leather).
    I take much more issue with the nightie pretending to be a top.

    • Kitten says:

      Same. Love the pants and I actually don’t even mind the top, although she could do better.

  10. Kittycat says:

    I love the pants 😁

    • Mrs. Peel says:

      Me too – they look fantastic on her – as would pretty much anything she wears.

      • elimaeby says:

        I agree. She could wear a literal Hefty bag and it would look fabulous.

    • jen says:

      Me too. I can’t believe there is a whole post making fun of her pants.

  11. Lorraine says:

    Sorry i love them. Where are they from

  12. Peg says:

    Go Angie, always dancing to your own beat.

  13. Gil says:

    That tittle made me laugh hard 😂
    And yes those joggers and hideous, burn them

  14. Jillian says:

    I own leather sweatpants and I LOVE THEM! They’re nice quality pleather actually, which I suspect Angelina’s are also, and I get people flagging me down on the street to ask where I got them. I bought them online when I was drunk 🙂

  15. Stephanie says:

    She likely has the shawl because restaurant ACs tend to be really cold. I always bring a light sweater when I go out to eat.

    • Harryg says:

      It’s amazing how cold some restaurants can be. It’s like you’re eating in an ice box.

  16. ojulia123 says:

    I like how even when she’s being super-casual, she still has to have an edge. Like, “Yeah, it’s definitely a sweatpants kind of day…a BLACK LEATHER sweatpants kind of day!”

  17. My3cents says:

    I actually like as well. She’s dosen’t look like your typical CA celebrity and good for her.

  18. 2lazy4username says:

    As I a long-time reader of Celebitchy, I can’t believe black leather joggers are what inspired me to comment for the first time ever, but here I am! I actually love these, I just think the styling is off in this case. On another note, her profile isn’t fair. *Sigh*

  19. Can you PLEASE tell me where you are finding light fabric sweatpants?!?! I teach meditation and all that I can find are heavy leggings. And where do you get your t’s too.

  20. Kirsten says:

    I’d wear them.

  21. Clay says:

    I like them pants

  22. Veronica S. says:

    Hah, so 90s. I remember that look – usually with a fitted tank. It’s coming back in because my store’s gym line just got a bunch of similar one’s in.

  23. Michelle says:

    They are saint laurent. Would love to see her in blue jeans again, but black is the colour she feels most comfortable in. She herself said she doesn’t follow fashion & just likes her own taste.

  24. Dani says:

    I like them! Maybe she needed a size down but with a white tshirt, princetown slides and sunnies – very cool look.

  25. Eleonor says:

    Justin Theroux approved pants.
    That’s all I have.

  26. agnes says:

    The pants? Whatever?

    Those “shoes” though? Burn them with fire!

    • Snowslow says:

      Oh my eyes! Hadn’t noticed them. Blergh. Especially with the killer leather joggers.

  27. Adorable says:

    I Actually think these pants are fabulous paired with a great heel.It just looks “slouchy” Aka Comfy for her & so it should,it’s a Saturday afternoon and she’s having lunch with her kid🤷🏼‍♀️.I kinda like that Angie isn’t always “On top form”style wise,it tell’s me She doesn’t care & she’s just in it for the comfort.

  28. barbwire says:

    i like the look..overall she seems more relaxed and comfy in her own skin..she also looks so much healthier and happy..less strained, stressed and skeletal.

  29. Sidewithkids says:

    These pants are dope. Plus, y’all should know by now, Angie loves a good ole shawl. Lol.

  30. Alice says:

    I don’t know…I used to be so enchanted by her beauty but nowdays she looks so skinny. She is still beautiful but something’s missing..she used to have some charisma and a personality but now she seems very ‘pale’ inside and out.
    Those pants are ok but need to be worn by a woman who has some muscle or booty

    • Hmm says:

      You must be trippin. She looked about 15 pounds skinnier when she was trapped with her deadbeat ex. She looked down right sickly a few years ago. Thank god she dumped the dude who wouldn’t let her eat and is even going to restaurants which she never did back then. You can tell she’s gained weight because her veins aren’t as visible and her bones aren’t sticking out of her collar bone. She is obviously trying to gain weight for the two upcoming thriller and action movies coming up. And plus she’s just happier these days.

      Her personality did change when she was with him. She became a stepford wife and was nothing like herself that her old school fans remember.

      • ChillyWilly says:

        Yeah, those pants are fug but Angie looks the best she has in years. Since ditching Brad she looks very healthy and happy.

    • Amy Too says:

      I was going to say this, too. The pants would look better on someone with a little more legs, hip, and booty. They’re not bad pants, I don’t think she’s styled them well at all, and I hate the shoes, but they’re not looking great on her very thin body. Which is an interesting change! Usually everything looks attractive on the super thin, which is why models are super thin.

      • Alice says:

        Exactly
        I am really loving a thicker more muscular figure nowdays. From someone who was obsessed with staying skinny my whole life, things have really begun to shift and now a super skinny model is honestly quite unattractive to me. I think that the more time goes on, aspiring to achieve waif thin bodies will be a thing of the past. Even the fashion industry is changing.

    • Susannah says:

      I think that third photo where her shoulder and ankle bones are protruding is upsetting and her thighs are so thin. I hope she’s OK, truly as we need more good people in the world like Angelina. She seems to have a smile on her face in these photos, so that’s a good thing.

    • lucy2 says:

      I think she’s actually gained a bit of weight in the last couple of years, and looks healthier. She’s still very thin, but was downright gaunt there for a while.

  31. Guest says:

    I’m not crazy about these leather leggings. I would love to see her in blue jeans again.

  32. bitchyarchitect says:

    I totally love them but I think they’d look better with a cool black sneaker

  33. Elaine Patterson says:

    The only time she looks good is when a stylist has done her up.

  34. Minxx says:

    Coupled with an old lady’s purse they look odd indeed

  35. Savannah says:

    She’s obviously trying to hide her ass with that wrap.

    I love the pants so much, but would def wear some other shoes and another top!

    • Hmm says:

      Nah in other photos of her entering the establishment she’s wearing the wrap and her hair is down. Another signed she’s gaining weight her ass is out there. Aj doesn’t try to hide any of her body … even when people complained about her veins (of all things 🤷🏽‍♀️) she talked about how they were her fave thing about herself. Lmao

  36. nicole says:

    She looks amazing her skin is fabulous, very fresh looking.

  37. livealot says:

    I own a pair and love them

  38. CB says:

    She looks terrible. And the pants are just hideous. A good 10-15lbs on her would do wonders.

  39. Adrianna says:

    Clothes just hang off of her skeletal frame.

  40. Mego says:

    She is very thin so maybe she doesn’t mind the warmth of the leather. I, on the other hand, break out in a sweat just looking at them…

  41. Swift says:

    Her dress sense started changing, I believe, around the time of her mastectomy, for both on-carpet and casual outfits. No doubt she’s been through a lot with her health issues but I speculate it’s impacted her psychological relationship with her body. She seems to be torn between wearing clothes that shield her, support her, and clothes that show a lighter, sexier side. She used to look amazing in jeans and very simple block COLOURS. Have fun with your clothes, Angie! And yes, two grand for those (ghastly) pants is astounding.

  42. Naan says:

    She’s selling it, I’m buying. Gawth kween for the win. Cute af.

  43. SJR says:

    Angie has great bone structure, her face will always be beautiful. See also Sophia Loren. Bo Derek.

    The last 10 years have been tough for AJ, I think. Losing her Mom, having kids, serious health issues, + BP and his bs.
    I’ve seen her wear some ugly fashion and I wonder why? With her money, beauty, fame…she can afford top designer everything, even casual wear. I’m surprised no designer has signed her up yet.

    Since Keanu Reeves is now the face of YSL and killing it, I may add. Why not Angie?
    Man, there’s 2 beautiful people who should work together, the pretty would be off the charts.

  44. Sidewithkids says:

    I don’t know why people keep talking about how skinny this woman is. She’s been skinny since she did Wanted and The Channeling in 2008/2009 and that was ten years ago. Sure, BP’s mess and the stress that came w/ it didn’t help any of it but she may just like being skinny. Yes, I think she should gain some more weight (especially for Eternals) but my goodness I’m not harping on it every 5secs. I’m a fan and if she’s happy and good, I’m happy and good. People just want to hate on her or keep bringing up something that is such old news. People have been talking about this woman’s weight for over 10 years now yet people bring it up as if it is something new or if it’s gonna hurt her. Neither is true so let it go. She’s certainly not hurting for movie roles and/or $$. Let Angie breathe.

    I just don’t understand why people hate on the “good guys” like Angie and let the “dicks of the world” off w/o any repercussions. Our society is so backwards still is frightening.

  45. Lisa says:

    She has terrible style. And she lost her MOJO years ago. It had nothing to do with Brad. It was her reinventing herself again.

    • Sidewithkids says:

      @lisa, u r delusional. The Marvel movie alone is gonna blow up and next year w/ that she’ll have four #1 movies. U may have lost your MOJO and BP certainly has but Angie hasn’t even tho we know her haters wish she did. LOL. Now go away.