“Katie Holmes narrowly escapes car fire” morning links

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Katie Holmes Narrowly Escapes Injury In Car Fire [Radar Online]
Tom Arnold shows his scar from a Roseanne stabbing (automatic video) [Television.AOL.com]
James Cameron Unveils ‘Avatar’ Footage at Comic-Con [Moviefone]
Jessica Simpson makes out with her dog [Cityrag]
Gavin & Kingston Rossdale: Farmer’s Market Pals [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Stacy Keibler Not Looking Boring; Rocks A Bikini in Vegas [MoeJackson]
Rihanna + Katy Perry hug it out [Hollywood Rag]
Alessandra Ambrosio is in Vogue Brazil [The Blemish]
Katy Perry: faux bisexual; authentic bitch [Agent Bedhead]
– Who Are the Celebrity Swinger Couples? [Defamer]
Ginger Spice Has Wardrobe Malfunction, Uses Boyfrend Like a Human Shield [Evil Beet]
– Is Twiggy better with or without makeup? The difference is pretty shocking [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Lisa Rinna Rocks A Pink Striped Bikini [Bitten and Bound]
– Police Arrest 19 For Canary Fighting, Which Is A Thing Now [Best Week Ever]

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  1. Lem says:

    canary fighting?

  2. Wench. says:

    Oh, how I miss the simpler times. Dawson’s Creek RIP.

  3. Dr_Venkman says:

    The first item just made my day.

    Quote: In the Miramax film (a remake of a 1973 ABC Made-for-TV movie), the wife of Tom Cruise plays a woman stalked by evil gnomes.

    Sounds like the next big breakthrough for Katie.

  4. gg says:

    Oh, but Katie, being an advanced Scientolicious being, wouldn’t have burned or been hurt. She would just hop out and help all the others, since “we are the ONLY ones able to help!”. 🙄 Screw all the EMTs …

    The movie she’s working on is a remake of my very fave scary movie as a kid. I might actually see this one, despite the fact that she’s still in the clutches of The Cult.

  5. SixxKitty says:

    “evil gnomes” katie?

  6. journey says:

    heck isn’t she married to a scary scientology gnome who stalks her and tries to control her, with the help of all his little scientology minions???

  7. Hieronymus Grex says:

    Everything below Lisa’s neck looks fine.