How many posts can start with the sentence, “Tony Romo is a douche…”? Throw another one onto the pile, because Tony is still douchetastic. He’s the mayor of Douche Town. He’s the viceroy of the Commonwealth of Douchistan. After hearing last week about a little pre-split argument between Tony and Jessica, in which Tony dumped Jessica in an IHOP parking lot in the middle of nowhere Texas, I didn’t think it could get worse. But it has. Tony’s latest is putting a huge sign outside of his gated property alerting the world that Jessica Simpson is “no longer on the list” of people approved for access to his home. Dude… we get it. You and Jess broke up. You dumped her, and you’re celebrating. But enough:
After Tony Romo callously dumped Jessica Simpson the night before her 29th birthday, he made sure his ex wouldn’t be able to get near his Dallas home.
The new issue of Us Weekly, on stands now, reports the Dallas Cowboys quarterback instructed security to keep Simpson out of his gated community.
A sign at the entrance reads: “RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN….JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.
(Simpson didn’t exactly want to stick around: The singer paid $19,000 on July 15 to ship 37 boxes worth of her belongings from Dallas to L.A. overnight, a source tells Us.)
After the the couple — who began dating in November 2007 — called it quits earlier this month, a pal of Romo told Us: “It’s been a long time coming.”
Still, Cowboy teammates were surprised.“I thought they would…tie the knot,” Terrell Owens, who slammed Simpson for being a “jinx,” told Ryan Seacrest.
Meanwhile, Simpson has been working out again with a personal trainer in L.A. (she famously packed on pounds right before splitting from John Mayer and Nick Lachey), and going on movie dates with her mom and girlfriends.
[From US Weekly]
For a moment last week, Tony’s publicity team seemed to want to paint Tony as the victim. They released a few random quotes about how “sad” and “depressed” Tony was with the split, but I really don’t think anyone is buying it. Everyone knows he dumped her. And everyone knows he’s absolutely thrilled about dumping her. I don’t know all of the stuff that went on between them, but I seriously doubt Jessica ever did anything to Tony to justify his continuous douchey, gross and cruel behavior.
Header of Jessica and Tony at the Lakers game on June 4th. Images thanks to WENN.com .
The Pillsbury-Doucheboy strikes again! Will he be doing a threesome with Michael Lohan and Jon Sleeps-with-skanks next?
Seriously, why did this guy just make a total ass of himself?
Poor thing…it’s like kicking a puppy. I never thought I’d feel actual sympathy for this girl but I do.
The girl is harmless. Annoying but harmless. It’s her psycho father you gotta watch out for.
he can’t help it, he plays sports for a living.
I hope now that Jessica is no longer around to blame for being a “jinx”, Tony will actually have to answer for sucking at his job.
And yes, he has seriously out-douched himself this time.
this is why he will always choke on the football field. god don’t like ugly. what a dork.
jessica needs to get some self-esteem and a job, while she’s at it and stop letting people walk all over her … including her pop.
Romo = P-R-*-C-K
What an ego!
Is this for real? If so, that’s cold..
the ‘famously packed on the pounds’ parenthese is pretty cruel.
$19,000 to ship 37 boxes? That’s about $500 a box. What the heck was she shipping?
I don’t know if I believe this. I’m sure there would be a pic somewhere if it were true, right?
I think John DB Mayer broke her heart and she flew into the arms of an even bigger db without stopping to look and the guy treated her like crap – but she didn’t care because atleast she wasn’t alone. she is a serial monogamist
Who would really know this guy besides sports fans> She made him so much more famous. He is truly a jerk.
I never imagined he has such issues to me such a douche.
I think Jessica’s threshold for guys is pretty low.
She should start dating nicer people.
I guess Nick really bruised her self esteem and lowered her standards.
I don’t believe this story.
I am absolutely thrilled about Tony dumping Jessica. It’s the best decision he has made. Any conversation with John Mayer is pathetic I don’t blame Tony for dumping her.
Why is he trying to humiliate her like that? its just mean, its kind as if hes inferring he thinks shes going to stalk him.
Oh my god Tony make sure you put a sign on your locker and your bookbag too so that she keeps away!
You know that this “huge sign” is actually a 8 x 11 inch piece of paper hung up inside the guard shack. Way too make a story up about nothing. If it exists at all, the story reads like it’s a billboard and it just isn’t.
Could it be possible that when “the Dallas Cowboys quarterback instructed security to keep Simpson out of his gated community” the security people put up a sign for their eyes only by their desk inside the little hut by the entrance that gated communities often have?
I don’t believe that Romo had a “huge sign” constructed for his lawn and another for all motorists seeking entrance to the community “alerting the world that Jessica Simpson is “no longer on the list” of people approved for access to his home.”
oh who believes this baloney? where are photos of the sign banning jessica? give your readers a little more credit…US weekly is a rag sheet.
what a jerk…must think he is all that …..well really, that just shot a big arrow into his huge ego..now will slowly start to deflate..who wants to date a pric* like that… if this is even true..
J. Simpson is like a raggedy, yippy puppy. They’re annoying and don’t stop yip-yipping, but you don’t kick it in the gut! And it’s still an innocent little thing!
Romo’s such a tool.
It’s probably just a notice up in the gate guards booth to let all the other guards know.. . in case they had not heard yet. I doubt Romo hung some sign on his gate or house for the whole world to see.
I wonder what that says about his emotions or level of anger that he is forbidding her to be admitted? Seems a bit odd. I split with a guy after a couple of years and we still had to go thru a period of giving CD’s, keys, etc back to each other. I had to stop over at his place to pick up some things. There can be a certain level of maturity about it and that type of sign doesn’t sound like he has much.
If Jessica Simpson was my daughter, Tony would be in the witness protection program. I’d deliver a wood chipper and a copy of Fargo to his dressing room just to make a strong point..then I would send Jessica to a therapist to deal with her attraction to a**h***s.
There has to be a 12 Step program out there for her -an “I-KEEP-CHOOSING-DOUCHEBAGS” anonoymous dealio. Tony Romo’s sounding more childish and no-brain jockish by the day. Did he write the sign in crayon?
hmmm…i wonder what other signs this asshat has posted around his house? let me guess: on the garage: if the van is a-rockin’ don’t come a-knockin’, on the bathroom door: every king needs a throne, and on his treehouse: no girls allowed.
They are both losers.
Tony Romo is a bastard. That’s all I have to say.
This is just spin for what the real issue is & the real issue is Tony was cheating. Why this now after it was just discovered he has a new girlfriend that has been in the picture for awhile.
Tony’s loss. Now if she could just find the guy that loves her for her.
Great girl.
Tony has issues & being forthright & honest is one of them. What he says & what he does are in complete contrast of each other.
Jessica is harmless. Tony is NOT!
Tony Romo used Jessica totally. What goes around comes around & he will get his. Watch out for the Karma TONY it’s not fun!
Jessica is sooooooooo needy….ugh!
if he had issued a statement to the press, i would call it a douche move. he made a private statement to the protectors of his property. that is his American right.
Oh no, no, no. Probably his guard staff had a printed document on their desk or posted on the inside of their wall or….Jessie did something to really piss off baby girl Tony. I think I’ll go with the “she’s rekindled her relationship with John Mayer” rumor. At least if that’s the case she has something else going.
If she hasn’t already, Jessie will soon reach the point of true clarity about baby girl Tony. She’ll be thankful she got out when she did.
I am so not buying a big sign. I live in a gated Dallas community, and whenever I broke up with any ex-Mr Dirty Martinis, a simple call to the gatehouse always sufficed.
And I daresay that’s all Romo did as well…a simple call to the gatehouse. However they may have made a sign to each other like “Dont think she can still get in…he says NO”.
Tony’s known as a good guy in Dallas. Stops and changes flat tires for people stranded by the road; pays for — and sits with — homeless people in movies.
He’s definitely not a FT douche. Maybe with Jessica…and maybe–just maybe–because hes tried to dump her before an she is like a bad bad rash that just wont GO AWAY, and so he has to resort to extremes to get the point across.
She’s a big girl, she’ll get over it. It’s not like this is her first heartbreak.
Just sayin’…2 sides to every story.
You’d think there would at least be a photo. Or did I just miss it?
wow, is that for real? yikes. what a way to end a relationship. O_O
Where is the picture of the sign? If there is no picture then may be it’s not true. I think JS fans are just as dumb as JS.
Dumped by Tony Romo and who is surprised by this?
37 boxes of stuff? In other words, Jessica was living with him.
I feel so bad for Jessica. I mean, c’mon Tony, a sign? Really? How cruel does he need to get. If this story is true (who knows, it could have been someone else playing a prank who put up the poster) then my heart breaks for her. I mean, gated community admittance lists are always written on paper, or computer and sit at the front office. Talk about overkill.
boohoo u celeb geeks. romos a football player shes a mediocre singer. WHO CARES!
He is such a DOUCHEBAG. If you don’t want to be with a woman then don’t, but at least respect her enough to end it with some class and dignity. Who would be stupid enough to date him after this and expect that if they break up he won’t announce it to the world and parade his doucheness for everyone to discuss? Carrie dodged a bullet by not ending up with him and by being the one doing the dumping.
This is what Samantha Ronson needs to do to keep Lindsay out!
Jessica Simpson is a genuinely nice girl. What could have she possibly done to deserve being banned from her ex- boyfriend’s property! What a jerk! Oh! I get it! He’s not big enouph of a man to continue to be friends with her. Let me guess! His big bad macho persona was in some way damaged or hurt. Well, at least now people everywhere will know just how much of a freakin’ jerk this ass-wipe is. What’s your problem Mr. Romo? Can’t keep it up?
Tony,,,, you Long-Horned Douche-steak.. I am not a fan of EITHER, but, geeeeez T.R., ( taking lessons from T.O. ??) how LOW can you go ? You blew the S.B. chance with a bobbled snap, then fumbled the dreamoplois of babes with a dump off in the middle of nowhwereinhellsville with less class than Sean Penn at a Paparazzi reunion party.
Tony, did I mention you are the contents washed OUT by the douche ???
I just don’t understand how some jock that can throw a ball thinks he can act like God’s gift to humanity and treat people like that. I don’t know what happened between them, but, show a little class, and quit acting like a
fu!^*ng jerk! GROW UP
It could be KARMA. Jessica dumped Nick Lachey because she thought she was “outgrowing” him. She needed a “Brad Pitt” type. Egos, you know. Maybe Tony made the sign more to keep her Dad away that Jessica! He’s strange too.
I HOPE HE HAS THE WORST SEASON EVER! HE IS NO TROY AIKMAN OR JOHN ELWAY! NOT EVEN CUTE LIKE TOM BRADY. I HOPE HE GAVE THE BOAT BACK LOSER
Excellent uses of douche. Douchebaggery must always be explained- true or not- using some form of douche as many times as possible.
I asked my husband about Romo and, without skipping a beat, he replied that Romo’s a HORRIBLE QB.
My best wishes for Jessica. I hope Romo becomes truly cursed on the field. Sorry, Cowboy fans… maybe Romo’ll get traded and then the Cowboys will finally get a halfway decent QB.
I know Jess can be flighty and clingy butthis reeks of her dad Joe Simpson..
He’d prefer to have the most influence over her and its time for her reality show..he needs her to focus on the money. He even ran Ken Paves (her hair stylist) away with some petty gossip..
he likes no one in Jess’s life. horrible, but I am sure if he was holding 100 mil then Dad would be all smiles for a while.
I SUCK DICK