One of the most idiotic stories of the week was probably this exclusive from People Magazine: âKhloĂ© Kardashian ‘Had a Quiet’ 35th Birthday Celebration at Home: âShe Just Wants to Be with Trueâ.â Yesterday was Khloeâs 35th birthday. And yes, she was at home, with True. But she also spent a small fortune throwing herself a birthday party in her backyard, complete with âKhloeâ-themed straws, posters, decorations and a pink gym suite for no reason. I mean, it wasnât the biggest party ever, but Khloe absolutely spent thousands of dollars on it, which is totally fine. But donât also leak some sh-t about how you’re spending a quiet night alone with True on your birthday!
As I said, many people from Khloeâs family turned up and they were posting on Snapchat and Instagram Stories for hours. Thereâs cute videos of the babies and Kylie Jenner was basically wear a bra, a miniskirt and a coat for some reason. Khloe was filming the array of baked goods at her party when someone in the background (not shown on camera) says something that sounded suspiciously like âIâm pregnant.â The Daily Mail believes it was Kylie Jenner announcing her pregnancy at the party. I listened to this video – you can see it here – a few times and while I agree that someone is saying âIâm pregnant,â I donât think it sounds like Kylie at all?
Now all that being said, I wouldnât be surprised if Kylie is pregnant. Sheâs talked about wanting another kid and Stormi is about seventeen months old. I just donât think Kylie was the one announcing that sh-t at Khloeâs birthday. So⊠who is ALSO pregnant besides Kylie? And was Khloe mad that someone stole her birthday thunder?
Hereâs one video from the party:
Photos courtesy of Instagram.
Hmmm…who cares?
Evidently you cared enough to come here and comment.
Ha that last video. Everyone’s just waiting for the bar… wait camera is there… one by one they dance and when out of focus they go back to bar. Sixth sense of camera on.
It’s trully baffling. Like when in UP the dogs sense squirrels! The video is unitentionally hilarious. For so many reasons. Also a bit sad.
It’s summer. Those leather pants have to be comfortable in the heat.
And sweaty and smelly and squeaky, ugh.
Lol
You can trust that if someone WAS in the background saying they were pregnant, it was NO accident, but a carefully planned rollout disguised as an accident. Or possibly no one is pregnant but it was set up as a distraction from Kimâs latest tone deaf PR flub.
Absolutely nothing happens by chance with these tricks.
+ 1000000! This! That was my first thought when someone mentioned it this morning. The Kâs donât do anything accidentally. Itâs all kalkulated.
My thoughts exactly. Nothing is unscripted or spontaneous in their world.
I kind of hope it’s Sofia Ritchie. That would burn Kourt. But I also don’t want Sofia to be stuck with them.
Ahhhhahaha. Yesssss.
she’s in the party video and doesn’t look at all pregnant, she’s in a tube top and has the same minuscule waist she always does
I truly hope Sofia is not that dumb, and I really hope her parents raised her better than that.
I love how Khloe is dancing and bringing the sexy for the camera, then gets blocked by a person’s head. Haha, that’d be my luck for sure!
Jeeesus, what the hell happened to Khloe’s face? What empty, vapid, sad, creatures.
RIGHT? this video shows how bad her nose job is. when she’s not ‘shopped or filtered, you see the real face…and it’s like a scary mask.
They’ll soon be in their 40’s and their pushed out lips and butts will look even more ridiculous.
So trashy, all of them.
Are we sure E cameras weren’t there? In that case the party was free ! Also, this family is very calculating. They love attention and pr. I wouldn’t be surprised if that video was just a “set up”…all fake just so we’d be talking about it today. This family has to stay in the news somehow right? Now we all want to know “who’s pregnant”…yeah probably no one !
That first voice in the background sounds like Kris Jenner and then the one who says she’s pregnant sounds like CC or one of her older friends. It does not sound anything like Kylie. The tone also sounds like a joke. Since Khloe’s standing right next to the food, I’d wonder if it’s someone making jokes about how much or what they’re eating…like they’re acting pregnant due to their appetite.
Just a quick note. Thatâs kylies house, she hosted and organised the party for Khloe
And that doesnât sound kylie? Maybe one of their friends.
Which baby is Kendall holding?
Thatâs kylies baby stormi
Thanks. I thought so.
I never thought much about her, but Sofia Richie is really beautiful.
She is! It’s also always disturbed me how she looks so much like a young Kourtney. Scott sure has a type. Just sort of creepy.
it was a ho themed party. E has the pictures of all the crap. unreal. the drinks say âthe bigger the hoop the bigger the ho.â
My inner Mama Alert just wanna take ALL DEM BABIES…and raise them (except for Kourtney’s…my Mama alert has NEVA gone off regarding her)…
Seriously…for all the money that’s spend whenever they do events…it always just comes up looking …so vacuous and empty….
She looks like Wendy Williams in the still.
I couldnât sit through all of their stories, but from what I did watch here is what I gathered… thatâs Kylieâs house, and Kylie threw the party. The party was themed around Khloeâs collection for Kylie Cosmetics. âThe bigger the hoops, the bigger the hoâ is one of her lipstick names. Iâm sure the E cameras were there, so at the end of the day this is just free marketing for Kylie. Tbh, the fact that she spends almost nothing on advertising is a huge part of why sheâs so rich. So, this is just more of the same for the Kâs. Itâs product placement that will later appear on their show. But, also I think Kylie really enjoys throwing themed parties. So, it might also have been a genuine gift from Kylie. You know, as genuine as they get anyway.
OMG, that video! Khloé tries so damn hard
Khloe’s nose is too small now, doesn’t suit her face.
This looks like the lamest party ever. The music sucks, the peeps are dancing only for the cameras and then stop when then donât realize theyâre still being viewed, and even Stormi doesnât looks particularly impressed.
Maybe they announced a food baby? I’d have one after looking at that array of snacks
What a sad party. Khloe ruined her face and is such a try-hard, Sofia got the balloon lips filler special. Kendall looks and acts like the only normal one there.
God I just cannot handle Khloe trying to do sexy. Makes me feel uneasy.
The kiddos are cute. Do they ever have a moment when a camera isn’t in their face for the clan’s show? When they are older, I hope at least a few of them escape the clutches of the big pimp, Kris and their mums.