Everyone thought that the blurry far away pictures of Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom in swimwear in Mexico meant that Aniston’s love life must be on the upswing. It turns out that while they may have been swimming in the same vicinty, they weren’t on a romantic vacation together. Aniston and Bloom were attending the wedding of someone who works in their management company. Natalie Portman, Laura Linney, and Kate Bosworth were also there so it wasn’t exactly a lovematch:

Sure, the blurry shots show little more than the single stars soaking up harmful UV rays in the same general patio area, but that was enough to touch off talk of an A-list hookup.

Alas, it looks like there’s no need to christen Jen, 38, and Orlando, 30, with an annoying nickname (Blaniston? Jorlando?) anytime soon.

“This is 100 percent not true,” Bloom’s spokeswoman pooh-poohs to MSN Entertainment of the love connection chatter.

According to the rep, the pretty pair was south of the border with their shared manager, Aleen Keshishian, to witness a vow-swap, a story confirmed by Aniston’s mouthpiece.

.”They were both in Mexico along with many others to attend a wedding of a friend who works at the management company where … [they] are represented,” he tells us.

The “many others” on hand for the destination nuptials reportedly included Natalie Portman, Laura Linney, Zoe Saldana and Orlando’s repeat ex, Kate Bosworth.

[Entertainment.MSN.com via ONTD]

Bloom was quietly dating his Pirate’s co-star, Naomie Harris, this summer and it’s possible they’re still together. Aniston was linked briefly with her He’s Just Not That Into You costar, Bradley Cooper, but Cooper is said to be Cameron Diaz’s latest conquest now.

Star reports that Cooper hurt Aniston’s feelings “when she found out he was hosting ‘singles parties’ and not inviting her.” If that upset her, she’s got to be more than a little miffed to see that he’s carrying on a high profile romance with Diaz.

Still, a woman doesn’t need a guy to be happy or fulfilled, and it’s got to be thrilling to hang out on the beach with a shirtless Orlando Bloom even if that porn stache isn’t going anywhere near your body. You know I’m thinking about that. *sigh*

Here’s a better picture of a shirtless Bloom: