“Donald Trump says he looks orange because of the lightbulbs” links

Donald Trump blames his orange skin on lightbulbs. [Jezebel]
A Dutch YouTuber stormed Area 51 & got arrested for trying to see them aliens. [Dlisted]
Naomi Osaka called out Ellen DeGeneres. [Just Jared]
Happy Harvest Moon or Mid-Autumn Festival! [LaineyGossip]
Prabal Gurung asks “Who Gets to Be an American?” [Go Fug Yourself]
Put some respect on Gerard Butler’s name!! [Pajiba]
Julian Castro isn’t sorry for attacking Joe Biden’s memory lapses. [Towleroad]
Josh Duggar is still getting sued… for a shady real estate thing? [Starcasm]
Kim Kardashian peed on herself at the Emmys. [Seriously OMG]

Update: Felicity Huffman has been sentenced to 14 days in prison as part of her plea agreement with federal authorities.

Trump Welcomes President Iohannis of Romania

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  1. minx says:

    No, you dumbf*ck, “we” don’t look orange. You do.

    • Raina says:

      Lol.

      Look…a lot of people said it’s the bulbs. Those light bulbs. They make everyone look orange. And it’s true, a lot of people are different colors, some aren’t, but who knows. They came to me and said ‘Sir, why so many orange light bulbs’…and these people, they kept saying I was still handsome. The nasty ones hate orange. Fake news. Fake news that people hate orange. The media wants you to believe but orange is a beautiful, beautiful color. My good friend Ghandi was orange although everyone thought he was just skinny. Skinny is good. Skinny is great. Look at me, No one knows skinny orange is Trump.

      I swear to GOD he thinks this way. I hope just combusts.

      Oh please die already. I can’t help it.

      • Mary s says:

        I thought this was a direct quote! 🤪🤪

      • Sassyspank says:

        Raina.. you had me DYING with this!😂😂😭😭 It’s like watching a hamster in a hamster wheel operating I that echo chamber of that head of his.. it’s UNBELIEVABLE that he’s still behind that desk.. why won’t they begin impeachment proceedings as to lock out his ability to be re-elected?!? Pelosi needs to listen. I have been looking for jobs outside of the country ever since he became president..

      • Emma33 says:

        Brilliant! (I wonder if there is some app where you plug in a word or phrase and get it back in trumpspeak?)

  2. Manny says:

    HE’S SUCH A FREAK, I CAAAANT.

  3. Tai says:

    And its Obama’s and Clinton’s fault. They made the lights bad (Trump subtext)

  4. Lightpurple says:

    Then by all means, let’s ban lightbulbs from his presence, ship him to northern Alaska, and we’ll only have to see him in daylight. Winter is coming; he’ll be invisible for most of December.

  5. olliesmom says:

    Any of the Democrats will make a fine POTUS at this point. ANY ONE OF THEM.

    • schmootc says:

      Agreed. Even Bernie or Joe and they’re pretty much bottom of the barrel for me.

    • DaisySharp says:

      My cat’s ass would make a better president than this thing. In fact, what comes out of my cat’s ass!

      • olliesmom says:

        Ha! DaisySharp. My cat would make a better president. And he’s adorable. And he can open my bottom kitchen cupboards, so there is some thought processing going on.

      • olliesmom says:

        For the first time in my adult life I am thinking that I would be a better president. The bar has been set really low now. And I’m not even on Twitter, so there’s that in my favor.

      • JayneBirkinB says:

        My cat *is* orange, and she would make a better president than Benedict Donald. And she’s 13 1/2 years old, geriatric, has cataracts, arthritis and a sensitive stomach. And she takes 19 naps a day. But she’s calm, loving, and generous about decorating our furnishings and clothing with her fur. She would make a far better POTUS than the orange organized criminal.

  6. lucy2 says:

    He’s spewing today’s nonsense because he just rolled back the Obama energy guidelines on bulbs.
    Never mind that he’s ALWAYS looked that orange.
    Never mind that no one else around him looks orange.
    Never mind that he couldn’t tell you the difference between old bulbs and new.
    Never mind the fact that most people are really happy with the energy efficient bulbs, as they’ve gotten way better and cheap, and save people money.

  7. Megan says:

    Why is he still orange when he is standing next to the helicopters shouting at the press?

    • olliesmom says:

      Ok I just spit out my Diet Coke! That made my afternoon, Megan.

      He must think that we are all total morons.

    • Giddy says:

      Yes! In full sun, in the pouring rain, and probably when he’s sitting pooping while tweeting, (peeting? twooping?) he still looks orange. If a tree falls in the forest and there is no one there, he is still an orange f*cker.

    • Carol says:

      Right? I thought the same thing. He’s orange because he’s a Cheeto.

  8. Chef Grace says:

    You. Are. Orange.

    I guess 💡 fall under fake category. Fake lighting.
    I am sure we Nasty Women are to blame.

  9. Mel M says:

    I’ve loved Gerard for a while even though he makes movies that are not my cup of tea. After 300 I will always have a spot in my heart for him. I watched an interview he did in preparation of this newest fallen movie and he talked about all his films and the reasons he’s done then and him experiences on the sets and it was just delightful.

  10. Christin says:

    Why are there always white circles around his eyes and a white line near his ears/hairline? (Reference the potty chair pose in photo above,)

  11. Ye says:

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    • BeanieBean says:

      Your response makes me wonder HOW camera operators, photographers, and reporters don’t just laugh themselves silly when he says stupid stuff like this. At the very least there ought to be some muffled snorts or something.

  12. Nicegirl says:

    Huh. President Idiot

  13. Layla Beans says:

    Felicity Huffman got her sentence! Can we talk about that?

    • lucy2 says:

      Where are you seeing it? I can’t find an update.

    • Christin says:

      Lori L may finally realize that dressing in white for a magazine cover won’t help her now.

    • JanetDR says:

      2 weeks…would she have got more if she wore makeup?

    • Lady D says:

      I’m disappointed. I was hoping for one month just to prove she didn’t get preferential treatment because she’s famous.
      Was Lori banking on her getting no time at all?

      • MsK says:

        I agree. She should have received a month. Her “poor me” appeals were pretty sickening. I read her bio recently and she grew up very privileged. While that shouldn’t color my judgement, it does. She knew EXACTLY what she was doing and is only sorry because she got caught.

      • Arpeggi says:

        I’m not a fan of prison sentences for non-violent crime, but I too was ok with a month. 2 weeks’ still better than no jail. And the fine is greater than what was suggested by the prosecutors so there’s that…

        Anyone knows if jail time for federal crimes means actual jail time or will it effectively be half an hour?!

    • BeanieBean says:

      Yes, glad she got some jail time at least. Cannot wait for MS Hallmark Movie’s conviction & sentencing.

  14. Jerusha says:

    Fuck you, Dotard. That’s all I’ve got today.

  15. Fernanda says:

    Has anyone seen Clinton’s 1995 inaugural speech? He’s basically saying the same thing Trump has regarding immigration. Plus he and Epstein were friends. Epstein’s partner in crime, Maxwell, was at Chelsea Clinton’s wedding.

    • DaisySharp says:

      Thanks Boris.

      • Fernanda says:

        Boris? Is that supposed to be funny?

        All the money and power in the world won’t help Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew and the hundreds of others when it comes to Epstein. How do they live with themselves or look their children in the eye?

    • MeghanNotMarkle says:

      You’ll be hard pressed to find anyone defending Clinton here. We know/have known how skeevy he is for decades.

    • JayneBirkinB says:

      @Fernanda: Clinton didn’t have an inauguration in 1995. He had inauguration speeches in 1993 and 1997.
      Link to 1993 speech https://www.bartleby.com/124/pres64.html
      Link to 1997 speech https://www.bartleby.com/124/pres65.html

      I can’t find anything in the speech that even remotely resembles Trumps rhetoric or policy on immigration. But I did find this quote:

      “The divide of race has been America’s constant curse. And each new wave of immigrants gives new targets to old prejudices. Prejudice and contempt, cloaked in the pretense of religious or political conviction are no different. These forces have nearly destroyed our nation in the past. They plague us still. They fuel the fanaticism of terror. And they torment the lives of millions in fractured nations all around the world.

      These obsessions cripple both those who hate and, of course, those who are hated, robbing both of what they might become. We cannot, we will not, succumb to the dark impulses that lurk in the far regions of the soul everywhere. We shall overcome them. And we shall replace them with the generous spirit of a people who feel at home with one another.

      Our rich texture of racial, religious and political diversity will be a Godsend in the 21st century. Great rewards will come to those who can live together, learn together, work together, forge new ties that bind together.”

    • Tiffany :) says:

      Since JayneBirkinB has very clearly called you out for misrepresenting, can you explain where your comment comes from? Because it looks like “Boris” applies…aka that you are a Russian troll.

      • Fernanda says:

        Excuse me. 1995 State of the Union. Not being from the US I guess I was a little confused as to what his speech was called. A Russian Troll? Really?

  16. DaisySharp says:

    Yeah, that’s why! I need that Jlaw gif!

  17. Giddy says:

    It’s sickening to read about parties where Clinton, Prince Andrew, Epstein, and Harvey Weinstein were all guests.

  18. MeghanNotMarkle says:

    Pathological liar is telling lies about the stupidest sh*t. Color me surprised (just not orange, please).

  19. Raina says:

    He looks orange because he can’t even do the devil red thing right.
    He’s like a knock off evil.

  20. Liz version 700 says:

    I have never understood why people who spend so much time trying to become Orange hate other people for being brown. God he is so ridiculous.

  21. jj says:

    Either hold press conferences in the dark, without light bulbs. Or if he’s got too much β-carotene, then cut back on red palm oil, sweet potatoes and carrot juice. If he’s using Hi-Lite Orange skin scrub, then try a milder soap. If it’s carotenoderma of Alzheimers, well forget it.

  22. CK says:

    Off Topic, but I didn’t see a thread for it. Was anyone else disappointed with “Don’t call me angel”, the song by Ariana, Miley, and Lana for the Charlie’s Angels? I loved the chorus and the sound of Miley’s and Ariana’s voices, but the lyrics are just remarkably bad and simplistic.

  23. Leah says:

    Yeah, no bulb is that orange, ya orange blob.

  24. qwerty says:

    Oompa loompa, doompadee doo, I’ve got another puzzle for you.

  25. Mego says:

    FAKE TAN er…NEWS!

  26. Valerie says:

    Trump is ugly, inside and out.

    Ellen Degeneres has always been a fake. For a long time, anyway – Never bought her happy-go-lucky persona. She’s let it slip more of late.

  27. Izzy says:

    No. Dude, that is NOT how the Sun works.