Paris Hilton has hit the wall. The metaphorical wall, just to be clear. Although I know many of us got excited with the thought of Paris’s face being smashed into a wall. That mental image might even be one of my happy places, but I digress. So, a while back (like less than two months ago), Paris Hilton broke up with her boyfriend Doug “Budget Ryan Reynolds” Reinhardt. Doug was on The Hills, and he was weirdly orange, lame, dumb as a rock, and gross. In other words, he pretty much complimented Paris in every way. They could be vacant and gross together, especially when they got into those sexiest of places, a yacht bathroom. Anyhoodle, when they were first dating, Paris was all “we’re going to get married and have dumb orange babies together”, and then two second later, she was all “not so much, Budget!” CB even theorized that Doug got dumped via Paris’s spokesperson’s statement to People Magazine. But it doesn’t matter now, because they’re back together!

Less than two months after splitting, Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are back together, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.

“They are definitely happy again,” a source close to the couple — who called it quits in June after four months of dating — tells Us.

A rep for Reinhardt has no comment. On Monday, Reinhardt, 23, posted on Twitter: “What an amazing weekend with my beautiful girlfriend. I love her so much!”

The day before that, he wrote: “Laying in bed watching SportsCenter with my girl.”
Hilton, 28, declared she’d wed Reinhardt — who dated Lauren Conrad on The Hills — last April.

“He’s going to be my husband,” she told E! “We’re best friends. It’s not like we just met. We’ve known each other over the past year. I was in a relationship before and we reconnected. I’m really in love and really happy.”

[From US Weekly]

Meh. Gross. Whatever. They’ll have dumb orange babies together, or they won’t. I kind of think of it as win-win. Either they’ll reproduce and Paris will shut up about the whole thing, or they’ll break up a month from now and it will be entertaining.

In other Paris news, did you know she’s out their promoting this dumb “Paris, Not France” MTV documentary about her life? In the documentary, she “comes clean” about her sex tape. Except that she doesn’t really, she just blames the whole thing on Rick Solomon and tries to play the victim while claiming to be a “strong woman”. She said: “It was definitely very painful. When you trust someone and love someone – for them to do that to you, it’s really hard. It’s something that bothers me every day… it’s something I never discussed… I also think it’s a big learning lesson, because I think a lot of girls, when they’re in a relationship, they will love someone and trust them and maybe let them do that. I know that’s happened to a lot of people. And you never know what they could do with it. Obviously I was humiliated, embarrassed and in shock that it happened. It wasn’t my fault, it was something that someone did to me, so I’ve just learned to be a strong woman and nothing can hurt me at this point.” Uh… if Paris was so embarrassed, why did she use the “scandal” to catapult her “career”, starting with an appearance on Saturday Night Live the week the sex tape came out?

In one last piece of Paris news, her estranged manager Jason Moore is “shopping a book” about her. It’s going to be a tell-all about “the star-making machinery behind Paris’ rise.”
According to the NY Daily News, Moore is pitching the book about the business of molding “this blond piece of clay into a global icon” with added “behind-the-scenes drama.” The teaser NYDN has is ridiculous: “[She] spent hours at a time posing in front of the mirror, nailing down the ideal position to create the perfect paparazzi photo.” Oh my God! That’s something I never would have known – except it was one of the first things anyone has seen about her. Meh.

Paris Hilton is shown outside Kitson on 7/28/09 (Credit: WENN.com) and shopping with Nicky on 7/29/09. (credit: Fame Pictures). She’s shown in the header with Doug on 6/8/09. Credit: WENN.com