Way back a long time ago – two months ago, to be exact – Miley Cyrus’s rep announced Miley’s split from Liam Hemsworth. Looking back on that more innocent time, I kind of think Miley wanted to be the one to announce everything because she had this big package deal to sell us. Over the course of about four days, this was the package: 1) Miley made sure that every major outlet knew that the split was Liam’s fault because he’s “moody,” 2) Miley introduced Kaitlynn Carter to the world as her new girlfriend and 3) Miley had new music, all about how the breakup was Liam’s fault. She thought she was being so clever but I think she was completely surprised when Liam seemed to not take the bait. He filed for divorce just as Miley was telling everyone that they would probably get back together. So… everything just blew up in her face and then she was stuck with the storyline she created and she was also stuck with a girlfriend who was sort of clingy. And so Miley dumped her. And the cycle continues – Miley must have run to the same outlets (People, Us Weekly and E!) to tell her side of the breakup.
Miley Cyrus may not be ready for another big commitment. “Miley doesn’t want a serious relationship,” a source tells PEOPLE of the pop star’s split from Kaitlynn Carter. “She and Kaitlynn spent every day together and it just wasn’t anything that Miley wanted to continue doing,” the source adds. “She wants to focus on her career.”
“She and Kaitlynn spent every day together and it just wasn’t anything that Miley wanted to continue doing” = that is one of the harshest things I’ve ever read in the wake of a breakup. It’s not “I think we should see other people” or “I don’t love you anymore.” It’s “We have to break up because I truly cannot continue spending time with you on a daily basis.” E! News got a similar update:
It appears that Miley Cyrus was the one to pull the plug on her relationship with Kaitlynn Carter. E! News learned on Saturday that the 26-year-old singer and 31-year-old Hills: New Beginnings star had split, less than two months after beginning a whirlwind summer romance after their breakups from Liam Hemsworth and Brody Jenner, and remain friends.
“It was getting serious and Miley wasn’t comfortable with that,” a source close to Miley told E! News on Sunday, regarding her and Carter’s separation.
“When they first got together, it was just a fun casual thing, but it ended up becoming a lot and there were big emotions attached,” the source told E! News. “It went from 0 to 60 and she wanted to put on the brakes. It was unexpected to end things so abruptly, but it had to be done. She just got out of her marriage and Miley felt like she and Kaitlynn got carried away.”
“Miley felt like she and Kaitlynn got carried away…” Weird that she didn’t figure that out when she was making out with Kaitlynn the day after Miley’s rep announced the split? As I said, I can see what Miley was trying to do – she was trying to dominate a month’s worth of headlines, she was trying to get attention, she was trying to get under Liam’s skin, she was trying to be a drama queen. And it all blew up in her face and Kaitlynn was like “I love you, let’s go antiquing today” and Miley was like “I can’t stand the sight of your face.” Who’s moody now??
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Total side note but Kaitlynn‘s skin is beautiful, she looks much younger than 31
LOL, I was thinking the same thing as I read. She looks younger than Miley and has a beautiful heart shaped face. Unless her personality totally sucks, she can do better than Miley who is clearly using her for PR.
I’m pretty sure that both women were using each other for PR.
Miley lives hard and it shows on her face.
I think miley dumped kate because kate is better looking than miley u can cling to me anytime kate
Jenner? LOL, that is a hilarious mistake of Kaitlynns! Miley is really going for an older lady!
That relationship might get her the attention she so desperately craves!
Is there NO TRUE LOVE anymore???? Sigh…
But really, Miley needs to grow up!
“Kaitlynn Jenner” – LOL!
Lol, well, that surprised just about no one.
IDK – I find it really funny that the whole stint on the Hills or whatever reboot she was on with Brody was “oh she wants a baby SO bad!” and he wasn’t ready. Like they pushed that for quite a while, did they not?
Then the next thing you know, she’s split from Brody, and she’s with Miley of all people. And then the two of them are sending Brody a gift basket for his birthday.
I kind of just assumed this was all for the cameras. Maybe a tactic to make Brody jealous? I have no idea. It just seems so … strange.
Sure Jan.
Miley needs to have all the attention in the relationship, so when people no longer care about it, she dumps them and moves on. Very selfish.
Yup. Her stunt has worn out its public interest. She expected Liam to just be waiting for a public reunion, why, I don’t know. So now she’s planning the next big reveal.
So the translation is that the PR was ineffective or ran out of gas. Got it.
Miley is really determined to have the last word. Her leaks have this edge of cruelty that just seems unnecessary. I feel bad for Liam and Kaitlynn.
i agree, she shat all over Liam when they broke up now she’s doing it to this ex girlfriend. Miley is the common denominator in this. When someone tries really hard to convince you of something it usually means the opposite is true. Bad-mouthing both recent exes might means she’s worries she’s coming across poorly herself and wants to control the narrative
ITA and she should fire her PR people, she comes across as a total a**hole…
Her publicist must hate her.
Takes a lot of money to look as cheap as Miley.
Ha!!!
That spaghetti hair needs to stop. NOW.
Once again proving Miley is a huge Ahole…way to broadcast Kaitlynn is a clinger and she was the one who cared too much. Go away Miley and come back when you’re actually interesting and not so damn try hard. Liam please “accidentally” be snapped with an upgrade gf soooon, can you imagine how hard Miley will up the ante!
I want him to take up with one of the spare Kardashians! Miley would explode.
I don’t think he’s interested in playing those games anymore. That’s why her narrative of “Liam hasn’t grown up and I have” failed so spectacularly. Then she tried the “will they, won’t they” angle and he put a stop to that by filing for divorce. Add that to him making a clean break and letting her keep the dogs, I think he’s done engaging with her.
“I love you, let’s go antiquing today”. LOL
yes lol
“And it all blew up in her face and Kaitlynn was like “I love you, let’s go antiquing today” and Miley was like “I can’t stand the sight of your face.” Who’s moody now??”
lololol @kaiser
Miley seems to want everyone think she’s so mature because she started working as a child acctess, but there’s a big difference between maturing because you worked as a child in a pampered atmosphere where everyone had to say yes to you and keep treating you as a spoiled child and working in a sweat factory because you had no choice. She hasn’t grown up.
Miley may or may not have planned this whole thing exactly the way that it played out, I don’t know, but might I suggest that Miley Clearly is in a partying stage, so it’s probably better to end this before the jump off gets serious?
Miley seems like a car speeding towards a cliff. Somebody better put the brakes on quick. Maybe focusing on her “career” is the best thing for her right now.
I remember her doing an interview around the time breaking bad was ending and the show was so popular and she brought it up in an interview saying she didn’t understand the appeal of a show about a guy who just coughs all the time. Seriously? That’s how you describe that show? My instinct was Miley was jealous at the attention the show was getting that she wished was on her. What a bottomless pit of need I can’t see that quality working well in a marriage
Kaitlynn wasn’t famous enough for the public interest to last that long anyway. I only knew her because I chose against my better judgement to watch The Hills New Beginnings and there she was. She wasn’t even interesting on the show. But I like her a hell of a lot more than Miley and I hope Liam isn’t dumb enough to take her back this time.
Wow what a c u next tuesday.
Wow, if this is true I kind of feel bad for Kaitlynn…. What’s wrong with me?
It doesn’t seem like it was an attack on Kaitlynn at all. Miley should probably stay single for a year though, or at least a good 6 months. She seems very erratic.
She really is the most attention seeking human I’ve ever heard of. I remember an old article where she masturbated during a FaceTime interview. LOOK AT ME.
Hope Liam hooks up withKaitlyn next.
Miley is like the extra pickle on top of a train wreck sandwich. If I was on her PR team I would need to be hit with a daily tranquilizer dart to get get into work. Someone needs to tell her there is value in letting people have time to miss you. I am not sure anyone would miss this mess, but i would love the chance to try.
Lolololol! The extra pickle on top of a train wreck sandwich! That is delightful.
I’m looking for a headline that Miley has washed her hair, and that she’s managed to take a photo without her tongue hanging out. Now that would be news.
she throws people away like old shoes..she threw away her marriage for an 8 week fling…Liam is well shot of her…she sounds like a nightmare.
That Kaitlyn looks like Amanda Seyfried. That’s all I got.
Oh!! And if there this level of online media presence when I was having one of my break ups and in my 20s, my dumbass would have totally pulled this type of shit. And this is exactly how it would’ve worked out. At least my mom was not “cool,” at ALL and would have told me I look like an idiot.
Then again I have always wanted a mom that hung like that and didn’t tell me to stick my tongue back in. Dynamics also change if the kid becomes the breadwinner.💪
My mom would just probably tell that I drove my husband away and my tongue looks fat.
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That Kaitlyn looks like Amanda Seyfried. That’s all I got.
Oh!! And if there was this level of online media presence when I was having one of my endless break ups and in my 20s, my dumbass would have totally pulled this same type of shit. And this is exactly how it would’ve worked out too.
At least my mom was not “cool” at ALL and would have told me I looked like an idiot. And told me how bad my bathing suit looked.
Then again, I have always wanted a mom that hung like that and didn’t tell me to stick my tongue back in. Dynamics also change if the kid becomes the breadwinner.💪
My mom would just probably tell that I drove my husband away and my tongue looks fat.
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She is back on her meds. How is she going to top this?
WOW. MUCH MATURE. SUCH GROWN-UP.
**eye-roll**
I had to read the headline like 10 times lol!