We discussed David Harbour and Lily Allen’s blossoming romance back in September. At that time, it was technically just speculation because they’d only been seen together a couple of times. But it’s speculation no more! These two crazy kids have made it SNL Afterparty official. David was the host on Saturday Night Live last weekend (more on that below) and following his stint, the two attended the afterparty. If we know anything by now, it’s that the SNL afterparty is were relationships are made (right Ariana Grande? Scarlett Johansson?). Post afterparty, however, they took their mess to the street – like all over it. They couldn’t keep their hands off each other while walking to brunch in SoHo. You know how it is, you’re craving an omelette, you see a hedge and you just have to stick your tongue down someone’s throat – we’ve all been there:
david harbour and his girlfriend lily allen yesterday in nyc pic.twitter.com/aVABj3EPbL
— best of stranger things (@sthingstuff) October 14, 2019
Oh gawd – my eyes! Look, PDA isn’t my deal but whatever. But, but – the manbun? What are you doing to me, David? Who told you that was your look? Was it Lily? Dump her, dump her right now on the grounds of cruelty. Again, technically, they have not confirmed their relationship so I’m probably not supposed to call it as such, but I think the Exhibit A above speaks for itself. Exhibit B would be Lily claiming ownership of David’s beautifully toned biceps on her Instagram stories:
Yes, folks, Dad-Bod enthusiast Sheriff Hopper has been holding out on us. This is what was hiding under those oversized Hawaiian shirts. But during a soul-cycle sketch on SNL, David wore a sleeveless T-shirt that gave us a full access pass to the gun show and it did not go unnoticed:
david harbour’s arms david harbour’s arms david harbour’s arms david harbour’s arms david harbour’s arms david harbour’s arms … #snl pic.twitter.com/RVzhp2UniP
— killer kendall roy (@shadesoftimmyt) October 13, 2019
Yes, he looks good. Yes, the balance he found between Hopper and Hellboy is really working for him. Yes, Lily has the right idea slapping her name across that beautiful limb and yes, these two need to get a room and take it off the New York streets.
However, the only thing we should be discussing at all from this weekend – truly – is this skit, which was brilliant with a capital B-ahahahahahahahaha!
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His wee ponytail is giving me Marvin the Martian vibes.
HA! I can’t unsee that now!
That bun is killing my lady boner for him.
Yes, a manbun is hardly ever the look. Nevermind when your hairline is receding
And it makes him look baaaaalder! Nooooooo!
There have been VERY few men that I’ve seen where they look like they can pull it off without being ridiculous. It’s a rare thing, but very very occasionally it CAN look good. Unfortunately, it seems like it’s MAYBE 5% of man bun wearers that can pull it off haha.
And agreed, tealily. It actually makes his hairline look much worse. When it’s not pulled back, it’s fine. People lose hair. He still is incredibly sexy haha. But this bun. THIS BUN. I have a similar hair texture where it’s something between straight and curly but never the way I want it at the time… and it sort of tries to gather in a pre-curl kind of way when I pull it back without brushing it out first. So I get it. But still.
I can smell the greasy hair from here.
yikes to the manbun, the pda and the unwashed hair. The skit was brilliant tho.
+1
I’m just glad this posted so we can see the Grouch skit again.
That SNL skit! 😂
All I have is interesting couple and it’ll be fun to watch from a gossip fan standpoint.
I don’t like this. She’s not my favorite person.
Grouch was one of the best SNL skits in many, many years. The gritty version of the Sesame Street theme song nailed it. Everything was perfection.
I haven’t watched SNL in years, just a clip here and there when someone posts them, but I thought this was hilarious.
The Grouch was classic! But so was the Soulcycle bit IMO. Completely on point.
I found only the cold open to be funny. The rest was not good. He’s got a great bod though.
I have a soft spot for Lily Allen, I want her to be happy. She hasn’t had the easiest time and despite some of the stupid things she has said here and there, she is very cute and I love her music. It’s a weird coupling, I wonder how it happened.
+1 I wish them the best!
Sigh, he looks so much better with a beard/scruff and without that hideous manbun.
I liked him and Alison Sudol together, their trip to Antartica to see penguins was a social media highlight for me.
He’s been very open about his mental health issues and struggles in the past, with depression, so here’s hoping this is a healthy match for both of them.
I feel really bad for Alison. I’ve been a huge fan of her music since One Cell in the Sea, and she seems like a genuinely sweet and kind soul. She seemed to really love David, it’s gotta hurt seeing him with someone else so publicly.
Two things: That skit is one of the funniest SNL has done in years & I want that sweater Lily is wearing…super cute!!
just because his arms look good is doesn’t make up for the rest……….
Huh? This pairing’s got me scratching my head. So random. Oh well, I love DH. Hopefully he’ll be in Stranger Things 4.
Agree! So random! But good for them.
Omg what a hairline can do, he looks 30 in that Soulcycle skit pic! Remember when he was saying that he didn’t like twigs referring to thin people? Lily is thin so does he call her a twig? so yeah that was just talk.
There’s just something about her that I find skeezy. Like, her brother has to come out and refute claims she’s made, and there were all kinds of stories about her from when she was in school. I just don’t get a pleasant vibe from her.
THe soulcycle sketch was the best. I wish them the best i hope they are a well suited couple and make each other happy.