I’m not some huge fan of either Ashton Kutcher or Demi Moore, but how cute are they in these pictures? Demi and Ashton came out for the premiere of Spread in Los Angeles last night, and both of them are looking great. Demi especially – that color looks amazing on her, and it seems like Ashton can’t keep his eyes or his hands off of her. Sweet. They really do seem to love each other. I’d love to see them adopt or have a baby together, I bet that would only bring them closer.

To promote his role in Spread, which is a “sex comedy centered on a serial womanizer and his jilted lover”, Ashton appeared on The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien. He told a funny-weird story about how Demi’s famous doll collection freaks him out. Demi has something crazy like 3,000 dolls, mostly porcelain, insured for more than $2 million. Rumors abound that Demi has rooms – or maybe even an entire house – devoted to her doll collection. But having an alleged home devoted to her dolls isn’t enough – no, Demi makes Ashton sleep with these little life-like dolls in their bedroom:

It’s a miracle ASHTON KUTCHER manages to sleep at night. The actor admits he’s “freaked out” by wife DEMI MOORE’s collection of lifelike dolls – not least the terrifying shotgun-wielding granny.

Having been scared witless as a kid watching the Child’s Play films – featuring evil serial-killing doll Chucky – Ashton says he struggles to keep his nerve around his wife’s inanimate pals, especially the ones located in their bedroom.

He told US TV host CONAN O’BRIEN: “They upset me – I saw Chucky! These things freak me out, man, and she’s got like thousands of them. They’re everywhere – and they’re freaky. I think the dolls have souls. And they’re always looking at you – we have some in the bedroom and that makes things just weird. Some of these things are worth a lot of money apparently but they frighten me a little bit.”

Ashton also revealed he dreams of being best buddies with President BARACK OBAMA. He added: “I have dreams that we’re, like, pals – we like drink beers together, Michelle gets upset that we’re staying out too late. I had a dream that we were flying in Air Force One and a plane came up next to us and started shooting us.”

“I was freaking out and he just turned around and said, ‘It happens all the time.’ He was so cool about it!”

[From The Sun]

I think that dreaming about Barack Obama is actually kind of funny. I always get a kick out of dreams about famous people. It’s always totally random, for me, at least. Like, I’m obsessed with Gerard Butler during the day, but at night I have a sex dream about Keith Olbermann. We were getting busy on a balcony, surrounded by the remnants of a party. Strange. And yet sexy!

As I was researching Demi’s doll collection, I found this fascinating article from Entertainment Weekly. Apparently, it was Demi’s ex-husband Bruce Willis who got her started on dolls. When they first fell in love, Bruce bought Demi two Anne Mitrani “sculpture” dolls, at a price of $32,000. Mitrani dolls are famous for their lifelike appearance, some even claim that it feels like “you’re looking at a real person.” That, apparently, was the beginning of Demi’s collection, and Demi has spent literally millions of dollars collecting the rarest and most precious dolls in the world. It’s an interesting hobby/collection to have, but I do feel badly for Ashton. Maybe they could work out a compromise – no dolls in the bedroom.

UPDATE: I just thought this was a cute addition to the story – when US Weekly spoke to Ashton last night, he wasn’t sure if the rumors were true that Demi might be taking his last name to celebrate their fourth anniversary. He told US: “She hasn’t told me, so you might be revealing a secret… I think it would be fantastic, but at the same time, it’s a name, you know? Like, call me Mr. Moore, I don’t care. I’ve been called a lot worse!” Ashton also says that Demi “becomes more beautiful to me by the minute and I don’t know what it is. She’s got the magic thing.”

Here’s Ashton, Demi, and Rumer Willis at the “Spread” Los Angeles premiere last night. Images thanks to Fame Pictures .