Here are some photos from last night’s Hollywood Film Awards, a completely made up awards show which tries to be one of the first “awards shows” of the season. The winners are announced ahead of time, I’m sure, and it’s not televised on any major platform, I don’t think. It’s basically just an excuse for people to declare certain other people the “Oscar frontrunners.” Charlize Theron was one of the people who got “honored” (with a Lifetime Achievement Award) and Charlize is the whole reason why I wanted to cover these photos! This is McQueen. It appears to be a sleek black jumpsuit with a glittery, sheer tunic overlay and I LOVE IT. It’s so much cooler than the standard “awards season gown.” It’s bejeweled!!
Nicole Kidman presented the award to Charlize (they’re costars in Bombshell). The kids don’t realize that Nicole used to be one of the most fashionable women in the world. They don’t know that because Nicole has spent the last decade wearing cheesy bridal-looking crap.
Renee Zellweger was honored for her work in Judy and I’m growing more and more concerned that Renee is going to win the Oscar for doing bad Judy Garland drag.
Olivia Wilde in Michael Kors. I think peplums are over, but she looks very nice.
My nemesis Laura Dern wore Markarian and looked like a Southern beauty queen from 1984.
Sienna Miller in Cong Tri. Honestly, this was my second favorite look after Charlize’s.
Dakota Johnson in Saint Laurent. This was a Good Look.
Photos courtesy of Getty and WENN.
Not feeling Charlize in any way.
Sienna Miller looks amazing. Now that’s a look. I love that yellow!
I think both their looks are amazing.
Sienna looks amazing. Dakota also looks really good AND comfortable/
Charlize…I think she looks great here, but I just hope she’s wearing a “Depends” underneath, because that would be a *nightmare* to try and use the restroom in!
Laura…NO! NO! Go home and change! And take Nicole with you!
Olivia… whoever did her makeup does *not* like her. The dress is rather blah, and the peplum looks really dated.
Reneé looks like Reneé. Totally “on brand” for her. She looks good here; her face has definitely “settled” back. But I have to say, while I was watching “Judy”, I just kept getting distracted from her mouth.
You know how to dress 1920s theme they wear a flapper style dress with tassles, or for the 60s mini skirts or tie dye… do you reckon a peplum dress will be something people wear in the future to dress 2010s theme?
Peplums are a 1940s detail, but I could see them being a signature of the current decade.
Olivia Wilde’s make-up was made by her primary make-up artist, Melanie Inglessis, who also a very good friend of her. I think she looks lovely head to toe.
I betya Dakota’s feet aren’t so comfortable.
Honest question:Why is Laura Dern your nemesis? I think she’s fantastic in everything (acting wise, not that dress)
I am curious too!
I’m a total Laura Dern fan. Such a good actress. Still haunted by her work in The Tale.
Yes, haunted is an apt description for her work in that role. That move caught me so off guard. I had to watch it again.
Same here – she’s a brilliant actress.
I usually like her fashion choices too, but this one is a big miss for me.
I usually love the way she looks, and this is terrible!
Charlize looks like she’s selling earrings at the beach. She’s wearing the stock.
Lol. I don’t hate the look but I don’t love it either. I can’t get over her hair, though. I haven’t seen that style in 20 years.
When I first saw Charlize’s outfit, my thought was “Oh no, are we back to the dresses over pants from the early 2000s?!?” I hoped that trend would never come back. I’m not sure if a sheer overlay over a jumpsuit is any better…
Okay, it took me a second to get it, but I went back and looked at the photo and I guffawed and then snorted.
I really think he jewels on Charlize’s dress are earrings. They’re in matching pairs on the dress.
Ha! Very earrings at the beach. I can’t unsee it now.
I do like the cut and color scheme, but the actual jewels are pretty weird. I’d like it better as a metallic pattern, I think.
And hair is just a mess these days.
All of these outfits are terrible imo. If Sienna’s dress had more structure, she’d look best.
Laura Dern seems to be morphing into Connie Britton in the face.
I think Sienna and Olivia look the best.
Renee has a terrible knack for aging herself. There’s just nothing fresh or youthful about that dress.
I like Nicole’s pops of red.
I hate to notice (but also isn’t that why it gets done), but Laura looks like she had implants?
I thought her cheeks looked a lot fuller. I just watched this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZYgGUvUf0E.
Or maybe she has just gained some weight which I can relate to! Regardless, she acts the sh&t out of everything she makes.
Not one of these outfits is even remotely close to nice. It’s like there was a secret competition to see who could look the most “meh”.
If what Charlize is wearing is a jumpsuit, how does she go to the bathroom? She has to take all that off?
I think Hollywood ladies don’t go to the toilet. 🤢
dakota johnson always looks very cool. this outfit is a home run but even when she misses, she still looks confident and relaxed and just – cool. no other way to say it.
I agree! I wish I could make eye makeup like hers happen on my face but I only ever end up looking like I got rained out. Her look and vibe are great!
Don’t know why she is Kaiser’s nemesis but man she has a dodgy romantic history. She claimed that Angelina Jolie stole Billy Bob Thornton from when she (Laura) broke up Billy Bob Thornton’s marriage. And she then apparently broke up her next partners marriage (Ben Harper) as she had a child with him who is very close in age as Bens child with his then wife…. Which is really Ben Harpers fault of course and sucky for both children but yeah she seems not to particularly own her actions.
Peplums are still very much in. Hate Laura’s dress and Sienna’s as well. It looks sloppy and undone to me. Same for Nicole’s. I live Dakota and Charlize’s looks.
I’ve noticed that peplums are still everywhere and still not for me. Agree on Dakota and Charlize and also agree that I remember that Nicole used to kill it in the fashion game.
That dress was on McQueen’s Twitter this morning, it is exquisite close up.
I would have absolutely loved Siena’s without the slit.
Charlize’s outfit is amazing. I love it.
Charlize’s outfit isn’t a jumpsuit, it’s two separate pieces-the long bejewelled, kameez-style tunic paired with boot cut pants.
Charlize is and always has been very beautiful. But I have had such a bad feeling about her ever since she snubbed one of the sister sister twins at soul cycle a few years back… I just remembered her sounding like such a bitch! I can’t unsee it. Plus she has a bit of rbf too.
McQueens fashion is usually my favorite.
I truly do not like any of these dresses. Renee dress is wearing her, not her wearing the dress. Nic Kidman looks really awful, that satiny shiny white grannie dress is bad, bad.
Sienna’s attitude seems to shine through, even in pics. No matter what she wears, she looks horrible to me
Love Charlize and Dakota Johnson’s looks. Laura’s look is too sister-wifey for me. I can’t with Zellweger. Hope she doesn’t win for best actress as a result of that campy impersonation of Garland.
I think Charlize’s “dress” looks like she has matching pairs of earrings all over. It’s like she’s an earring tree!
The only outfit I really like is Dakota’s. She looks great. I just can’t with Renee’s stupid pose. And please no more Oscar wins for people playing dead famous people!! 🙄
Charlie is wearing Joan Collin’s jewelry box lol.
I’m getting Sharon Stone vibes from Charlize’s look. Yuck.
I love Olivia and Sienna’s look. Sienna has a nice, clean and beachy look. Olivia’s looks is modern 80’s feel.
Olivia looks a little flushed out. Is it the hair or the HD makeup, I can’t really decided.
I miss the red carpet fashion icon that Kidman used to be. I suspect that Scientology somehow managed to put the screws to a number of fashion designers, because her red carpet looks went seriously downhill after she and Cruise divorced.
Olivia’s eyebrows are heinous! Is there a Joan Crawford bio I hadn’t heard about? Is she going to start screaming “No wire hangers?” I hope this trend of eyebrows looking stenciled on like a craft project ends soon.
Charlize’s nose is so ridiculously small, it’s all I can notice about her face.
Dakota looks amazing.
oh Kaiser… i think we agree on most things except…fashion lol For the love of God I can’t see how Charlize’s outfit can be wow. I don’t remember her ever rocking the red carpet. And re Nivole Kidman and past decade thing so not true. Just last year it two years ago she was a fashion supetstar at Venice film festival. Dakota always cool and dressed well that suits her colouring and her personality. Sienna iooks great yet not feeling this dress 100%