Gwyneth Paltrow’s “G-Label” has a Christmas commercial and it’s just as stupid as you would expect, but at least she gives herself a vibrator. [Dlisted]
Daisy Ridley wore a white cape, which is sort of perfect. [Just Jared]
Lainey on the Golden Globes snubs. [LaineyGossip]
Storm Reid wore formal Bermuda shorts? Nope. [Go Fug Yourself]
Donald Trump’s campaign thinks he’s Thanos. [Pajiba]
Do people want IHOP pancakes to go? [Jezebel]
Boris Johnson hid in a fridge to avoid Piers Morgan. [Towleroad]
The 25 best films of 2019. [OMG Blog]
The New England Patriots were caught cheating again, whoopsie. [The Blemish]
She’s a bad actress in most things.
I don’t hate it.
if you’re talking about the Goop ad, I found it hilarious, and not in a mean way. Obviously it’s meant to be tongue in cheek.
Glad I’m not the only one. I actually kind of liked it. I mean it’s still totally pretentious and for the overly privileged, and I’m definitely not the target consumer, but it really wasn’t that bad imo
Yeah, I can’t stand her but it was really funny.
Didn’t bother me. Very on brand.
I thought it was amusing. Plus, lots of drinking. Those martinis sure look tasty!
Ya, what Ravensdaughter said.
WORD.
I don’t mind Storm’s look. I think that she should not have worn to jacket. That to me was the overkill.
And as someone who loves to partake in IHOP, yes, yes I do.
I refuse to support IHOP either way b/c they donate to the orange gremlin.
I went looking for an answer, and it looks like IHOP did not donate to Trump.
Here’s their statement: “We’re about pancakes, not politics. IHOP as a brand is not involved in providing financial support to either side of the aisle.”
Here’s where it is from: https://www.politifact.com/facebook-fact-checks/statements/2019/aug/26/instagram-posts/instagram-post-misconstrues-food-companies-support/?bcmt=1
OMG! Something I can actually speak to: I was in IHOP after early Black Friday shopping, and asked our waiter as we were paying, about to-go orders after seeing delivery people (Door Dash, Uber Eats, etc) pop in and out repeatedly as we ate.
He said that yes, they get tons of delivery orders 24/7. He held up a thick pile of receipts at the register and said that those were the to-go orders from his shift. Dozens of orders at least.
I was sort of surprised, but shrugged and thanked him. I don’t want pancakes to go, but different stroke, I guess.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with delivery of any kind. I’ve waited my whole life to have shit from A to Z delivered to my door lol! In the past, I have wished for breakfast or brunch delivery. I have wished for more than pizza delivery. I have wished to conveniently shop at home, have everything arrive the same day never having to utter a sound. These are glorious days my friend. If there is something I want, anything at all, I can arrange for delivery. OMG. All I need after a delivery from IHOP is a Peloton and a bottle of Aviation Gin. Delivered.
Yes to all of it.
I have had McDonalds delivered. While living in N.Y…and it was literally across the street. To be fair, it was a 5 floor walk up and my legs noped out. And we order out IHOP time to time because kid wants breakfast and anything not cereal is above my pay grade.
I would honest to God turn into a Snowman before I left that fridge. Can’t stomach Piers.
I thought the commercial was PERFECTLY on-brand for Gwinnie….And that she was PERFECT in it! LOL!!!!
All 67 shots of her, lol.
Who puts an opened vibrator into stockings? That is so weird.
Excellent unsanitized point!
Not to mention, that is one seriously ugly-looking vibrator.
I pictured my mother’s face pulling the vibrator out.
“Hey…its a new type of back massager ma.”
Sipping martini coolly.
The voice-over is funny.
I doubt Gwyneth came up with any of it.
Hahahaha! She looks like she’s about to crack up over that corny narration. I know I was. Stare into the abyss……… Lol
It’s a good commercial, it avoids her horrible flat voice.
I hate Boris but I would also hide in a fridge to avoid Piers Morgan
Trump is so stupid that I’m all out of insults at this point. Just numb.