Truly, there’s little wonder how Lindsay Lohan turned out the way she did. Lindsay’s parents were always the worst – Michael Lohan is a violent douchebag and Dina Lohan is a delusional addict. They both would sell out all of their kids for a taste of fame, and both did just that. While Lindsay has been “traveling” and “working” in the Middle East, Greece and Russia for the past three years or so, Dina has been mostly in Long Island, getting wasted and being broke. She’s exactly the kind of person who gets sh-tfaced at an Outback Steakhouse, hits a car while drunk driving, then evades justice by drunkenly driving home, only to refuse to take a Breathalyzer when cops catch up to her. It’s pretty much a classic Lohan story.
Dina Lohan may have taken the Outback Steakhouse experience a little too far, because she may have t-boned another car outside the restaurant while driving drunk … so claim the cops who arrested her. Cops tell TMZ Lindsay Lohan’s mom was driving a 2016 Mercedes Saturday at 7 PM when she struck another car outside the restaurant. She then allegedly fled the scene, but the woman in the other car chased her all the way to Dina’s Long Island home. Cops came, but they say Dina refused to submit to a drug/alcohol test. They say they observed clear signs of intoxication, so they arrested her for DWI, leaving the scene of an accident and aggravated unlicensed operation of a motor vehicle. The DWI Dina now faces is a felony, because she has a prior DWI.
And, according to the felony complaint against Dina, obtained by TMZ, it looks like she might’ve taken a hard tumble while talking to the cop who eventually stopped her. Per the report, the responding officer says he tracked Dina down at her home, where her Mercedes was still running. The cop claims he detected a strong order of an alcoholic beverage on her breath and noticed Dina had glassy, bloodshot eyes too.
He goes on to say that when Dina finally stepped out of the car, she was “unsteady” on her feet and fell straight to the ground … landing on her face. The officer says Dina claimed that he had pushed her … and then, later, allegedly admitted to having 1 glass of wine.
The officer says Dina refused to submit to a breathalyzer, but he suspected she was driving under the influence and arrested her. She ended up getting booked on 5 other charges — leaving the scene of an accident causing property damage and other driving infractions pertaining to an expired registration, driving on a suspended license and others.
It’s not funny at all – it’s absolutely infuriating that Dina Lohan is somehow “allowed” to do this kind of sh-t. Get wasted at an Outback Steakhouse, drive under the influence AND commit a hit-and-run, then sit in her car (probably blackout drunk) in her driveway where the cops find her? And then she falls out of the f–king car? How many lives did she put in danger? Throw her in f–king jail and throw away the key. This sh-t is so f–ked up.
Also: what in the world is going on with Aliana??
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Drunk driving is my absolute worst on my list. You’re putting people’s lives in danger and it’s totally avoidable. Thank God nobody was hurt, but she needs jail time. The fact that she tried to avoid the police and denied a breathalyzer speaks volumes.
Pretty sure that if you refuse a breathalyzer (even in your own driveway) in California, you automatically lose your license for a year. They can’t make her take it, but they can apply the automatic penalty. She can also be criminally prosecuted.
TBH I feel sorry for Lindsay. What is going on in that bottom most pic?! She’s rocking the little mermaid hair (and actually looks very nice) but then that other dude is srsly mackin’ on mom… while someone else (I can only assume younger sister) looks vaguely uncomfortable in the middle of it all. Yikes. No wonder they drink.
Dina doesn’t have a license, so they can’t take away what she doesn’t have
Ugh, more drunk driving attempted murderers. Just the worst, Lohan or otherwise.
I was about to make a “what year is this?” joke but I mean…of course nothing has changed. I also thought you had to be wrong about it only being three years Lindsey has been…”working”…overseas; but no the Russian fiancé was only 2016. Holy s**t! Why does that feel like 10000 years ago?!
Dina Lohan is the textbook definition of ‘ It just writes itself’, isn’t she?
The whole family, really. Just a trashy dumpster fire.
If I had sold my daughters to wealthy sheikhs and could still only afford to eat at Outback Steakhouse, I’d be getting drunk too.
Yeah…basically this.
I’m curious, did she finally lose the house? She had some big mansion that was always just about in foreclosure. Then she’d go beg the Cracken for Cash. I always hoped she did lose it; a tiny dose of consequences.
@ Chaine…Yep, that about sums it up. it’s pathetic.
Who the heck is that guy on the end in the picture of them at the bottom?
This is a difficult parent.
What an utter mess. At least no one got hurt, but good Lord.
I do feel bad for the kids who grew up with those 2 as parents, but Lindsey’s success was a way out for them, and she blew it. It seems many people who grow up in awful situations like that take 1 of 2 paths – either recognizing the mess and working super hard to get out of it, or following in their parents’ footsteps. It’s sad she chose the latter.
Obviously drunk driving’s the worst here and not funny at all. But Outback? Fuhnee.
Entitled a$$holes who drink and drive enrage me.
My grandfather was killed by a hit and run drunk driver. He left him to die alone on the side of the road. And our family is not unique, it happens time and time again.
I just don’t know how you get it through everyone’s head that drinking or drugging and driving is like waving a loaded gun around.
Fu(k Dina and all drunk drivers.
Same. Once a dear friend of mine was telling me how funny it was when a friend of hers was driving drunk, and I couldn’t help but kill the mood of it right away. Not many days ago one of my brother’s mate who tried so hard to pass in the firemen test (and made it) was hit by a drunk ass and died.
Lets be honest. She was drunk when she got to the Outback Steakhouse.
I see where Lindsey got her reality-testing skills.
Please God, take away this woman’s license before she kills somebody.