Priyanka Chopra was my choice for worst-dressed person at the 2020 Grammys, and judging from the tweets, she was the consensus favorite for WTF Are You Wearing? Priyanka attended the Grammys as Nick Jonas’ wife/date, and all the other JoBros brought their wives. Priyanka was the one who stood out though – she wore this Ralph & Russo slouchy, fringey, deep-V-neck gown which was an utter mess. Since it’s R&R, you know this sh-t was expensive as hell too. All that money for bunching at hips and waist, and for them to do that Pri’s boobs? YIKES. Her makeup and hair look gorgeous though – from the neck up, she’s totally fine. But lord, this dress.
The JoBros all wore Ermenegildo Zegna XXX.
Sophie Turner wore Louis Vuitton – an okay little minidress which was appropriate for the date of a Grammy performer.
I feel sorry for Danielle sometimes! She tries. And she gets it wrong a lot.
Photos courtesy of WENN.
Priyanka’s dress was so bad. SO BAD.
So bad
So, so bad
So, so, so bad. And they still seem like such an odd couple to me. I get absolutely zero chemistry from them. None.
They always look like they just met.
So v v bad & I am sorry for saying this but every time I see them it looks like mother & son.
There’s too much texture to Priyanka’s dress. The think fabric is adding pounds!! The JoBros look adorable 🙂
Priyanka looks 40 pounds heavier in that dress. It is so so so bad. That’s a contender for the worst dress of 2020 and its only January! I don’t get them either – zero chemistry is right! Whoever styles the JoBros (they always look great separately and together) should have a talk with her stylest.
It looks like she bought a $20 Victorian robe on Ebay, removed the sash, and sewed it halfway up. I could have made this junk.
PR for her next yachting gig.
It takes a lot of talent to make such a beautiful woman look so so bad… and her boobs look like they are trying to escape the entire mess of an outfit…. sigh
Her breasts look like they’re hanging, not propped up at all. She’s so young, how can breasts already look so droopy? Pretty woman, but bad choice for the dress, which overwhelms her, which is in itself bad, then the low-V really does no favors for her breasts. However, Danielle looks great, simple, elegant, and appropriate.
I felt like she was trying emulate JLo’s deep-V neck Versace dress; she was not successful.
Maybe priyanka is pregnant?
That dress made me think of a Venus flytrap plant and he is the shiny little doomed insect.
Bizarre couple. She looks like his horny-saggy Nana, and Nick looks like her grandson politely holding her up.
Not only is Priyanka’s dress just the worst, the bellybutton ring is killing me.
There was a photo of her sitting down in this god awful dress and that picture was more disturbing than her actually standing in it!
OMG. Her boobs are so flattened, they look painted on.
I thought the same thing – it looks positively painful!
Part of it is the powermesh/illusion netting. It fills the entire v, up to a little round crew neckline. That casts a shadow and bounces the light, which makes her boobs look weird in this light. (Saw it from another angle.)
I really want to like this dress (I love fringe, so sue me) but it’s too much bathrobe/plunge. The dolman sleeves do no favors. I think they might have been trying to emulate Erte’ but… bummer. It could have been amazing.
This is what Mrs. Roper would have worn if the ‘70s network S&P people had allowed it!
Nailed it!
I came down here to comment this exact thing!
I didn’t know that Ralph & Russo had put out a Mrs. Roper collection! Ha!
OMG, that’s hideous!! Was she trying for a J-Lo moment or something? And it bunches up in the worst places, but not where at least you might get some press attention for pregnancy rumours. Wow that’s bad.
I think the other Jonas wife thought this was the Golden Globes (bless her heart 🙄). Sophie looked fine, as you say, for the date of a performer.
Boy that is not a flattering look. She’s a very pretty woman, but this does her no favors.
JoBros, though? I find them to be some of the most unattractive men ever. I didn’t really find them cute when they’d started (always found it creepy with the amount of mothers of teens that were drooling over them) but they just look like awkward Ken dolls to me.
I don’t find anything about them sexy. I don’t find their songs sexy. They just seem so annoying and try-hard. Literally the most interesting thing about them is their wives… and they’re also pretty try-hard.
I agree with your whole post! That is for the best unflattering dresses I’ve ever seen.
How to find the brothers kind of creepy and odd. Plus one of them looks a lot like a guy I used to work with who was super annoying, so that doesn’t help.
“Boy that is not a flattering look. She’s a very pretty woman, but this does her no favors.”
I honestly feel like you’ve accurately described a LOT of her looks there @Erinn. And I have no idea why, because she’s a gorgeous woman. She has access to tons of money and options and all the stylists and professionals. So I just don’t understand how she SO OFTEN gets it wrong and wears stuff that is just unflattering on her. How do she and her team keep doing it? How can it be HARD to flatter someone who looks like that? And so frequently too? It baffles me, to be honest.
100%. I find them so contrived. And I don’t care if a woman is older, but she looks so matronly when next to him. He looks like a little boy.
Ugh I’ve never understood their appeal either. I’ll never forget when I was in line at the grocery store and two older women behind me were gossiping about them on the cover of a magazine and one of the women looked at me and said “oh come on! Surely you know who they are!!”
I scowled and said “I’m a 29 year old mom of two toddlers, no I don’t know who they are.”
I mean I did know who they were but had never heard one of their songs until like two years ago because I don’t listen to bubblegum pop so
As I was looking at this post, I thought to myself “they have really punch-able faces”.
Fully agree, Erin. I don’t get their appeal in the slightest. They all look like such creepy punks, and they tend to do terrible, horrible, really bad covers of classic songs that they do not have the talent or musicianship for and wind up forgetting lyrics/butchering the song *so much* it’s actually disrespectful. The only thing I can say is that they were probably introduced to Generation Z when they were young, before they had the critical faculty to realize how skeevy the JoBros are.
ITA 100%.
Then…don’t listen to their music or read articles about them? Pretty simple, really,
Interesting. You going to make that point to everyone else who agreed with me? Pretty sure I’ve figured out how this site works over the last decade, thanks. Maybe try that kind of comment on a Taylor Swift or Royal thread and see how far it gets you.
I think Danielle looks cute! Obviously prom-y, but maybe that’s the vibe she likes.
Me too! I think without the train this would have been fantastic.
I dont get the hate for her look. Why can’t she wear a cute dress she obviously feels very confident in? She looks good. Not everyone wants a grammy zany fashion moment or feels comfortable delivering one. Let a woman wear what she wants to.
Yeah I didn’t think hers was that bad. It’s a bit much for the Grammys, looks more suited for other award shows, but it’s not awful.
I came to comment this as well. Danielle looks cute (maybe a little basic, but not bad) in my opinion, and nicest looking makeup out of the three wives.
Danielle looks great–classy, simple, elegant, and her hair and makeup look perfect. What’s not to like here?
The only issue for me is the color, but the cut is pretty, classic, and flattering. I think with her dark, spray-tanned skin, the silvery gray is not the best.
I would love to be in the room when Priyanka chose that dress. I’m pretty sure the mirror told her no, so WHAT on EARTH would have told her, yes to a dress that even Stevie Wonder could see looked ridiculous. Wow.
I don’t think I have ever seen a dress trying so hard to be sexy and yet failing so miserably.
Danielle looks fine, boring for Grammy, but fine, I didn’t get the shade.
Yes, she looks really nice. She’s not famous. She put on a beautiful gown and went to support her husband and family.
Think she looks really pretty too! Albeit maybe the skirt is a bit fancy for the Grammys.
You know what? It takes talent to make such a gorgeous woman look SO bad.
Danielle looks great! Don’t love the shoes but at least she doesn’t look so thirsty.
yeah, the shoes are awful
What’s wring with her boobs? I’d kill for those!!
I think they’re fine. I think it’s more an issue of the angle of the photos causing a weird painted on effect. It almost looks like someone took contour and drew them on haha. I think they’re actually great, but the cut of the dress and angle of the photos is throwing it off.
Chopra looks like Nick’s mother. They look strange together.
That’s what I was thinking. I’m the same age as her and I am honestly embarrassed when someone his age tries it on with me.
That is ALWAYS my first reaction, too. He looks like he barely shaves once a week, and she looks like she’s his Mother. They really need a stylist who can dress them “meeting in the middle” somewhere. If he’s trying to grow facial hair in a bid to look older, he’s failing miserably.
Ha, that’s it! looking at the pic I felt sth was off, and you’re right, it’s the age difference which makes them look really odd together.
That dress. Dear lord, who helped her choose that? Priyanka Chopra and Nick Jonas always look so incredibly awkward with each other. Like always. There’s no chemistry and yes, she’s very pretty and only a decade older, but these photos look like a teenage boy posing with his mother. It’s very off putting.
Priyanka looks a mess. Anything that makes your boobs look that saggy ain’t a good look. I like Danielle’s dress- but it looks the same as every other dress she wears. She has a very specific look all the time. And Sophie’s look was a let down.
Agree about Priyanka’s dress. Sophie’s dress looked like a very expensive children’s outfit and it was uncomfortably too short unless she was ok with being bare-assed every time she sat or bent over slightly. Hate it. I can’t believe how much these really unflattering “designer” outfits cost. What the F*** are the designers thinking when they sell it as flattering.
Sophie’s is too short
It’s like a spangled gunnysack. Who told her that dress was a good idea??
What’s the opposite of big d!ck energy? Whatever it is, that’s the JoBros. Seriously, some of the least compelling and attractive celeb dudes out there. And Priyanka and whichever one she’s married to…. I cannot actually buy that relationship. They do such a bad job of selling it. Zero chemistry.
Small dick enthusiasm?
Bwahaha! Perfect!
+1000 to both your posts. What on earth she married him for, I can’t imagine.
@GuestWho, perfect. One look at the JoBros and you just KNOW there isn’t a decent package between the lot of them.
As for Priyanka, a herd of camels in the Sahara couldn’t be THAT thirsty. The look on her face is the look of a woman who made a very bad deal with the devil. Who was it that told her the Jonas Bros were HUGE stars and that marrying one of them would be good for her career? She would have been better off marrying a member of Hanson! Now she’s stuck with that sad little boy-man and the ugliest dress in the world.
Both Chopra and Nick look horrible. I especially hate the gold tux he’s wearing. It look gawdy as all get out. A gold undershirt? They need to fire their team.
Sophie looks stunning. As an aside, does anyone else kinda get creeped out that Joe is 30 and she’s 23? I know it’s only a 7 year age difference but I feel like you’re still a baby learning about yourself when you’re 20-25. I just couldn’t imagine dating someone that young while in my 30s let alone marry a person that young. I just get skeeved out by a 30 year old dating someone in their early 20s. Don’t know why.
Not really. They seem pretty solid as a couple and see to have a healthy relationship. I wouldn’t get married at 23 but that’s me. And Sophie seems pretty solid as a person and is happy so more power to them.
This isn’t like a 60 year old married to a 21 year old.
I’d say because of the industry they’ve grown up in, they don’t have the same kind of experiences that a ‘regular’ person does. They’re kind of forced to grow up a lot faster than the average person, and they have a lot of responsibility a lot earlier than your run of the mill person in their age range.
I got married at 24, but to another 24 year old – wouldn’t change a thing. A friend of mine married younger than I did, and she married someone 9 years older. She’s living basically a fairy tale. She just found someone who wanted the same things she wanted, and she (even as a kid – we grew up together) was just more mature than the average person our age. While I wouldn’t recommend it for everyone, sometimes it DOES work out well, I guess. But they were both very upfront about what they were looking for, and things just lined up well.
No, same age difference as me and my husband. And we met when I was 23. I feel more mature than he is in many ways, then and now.
You’ve all made excellent points. It really does depend on the people involved. I think I just have a hang up regarding age differences, especially when one is still early 20s due to personal experience and all of the stories involving lecherous men preying on young women.
All hail Queen of the North Sophie. I am glad she never tries to hide her height and Joe seems totally fine to pose with her in her heels. I get a much better vibe from them than Pri and Nick who have zero chemistry.
That’s because their vibe is genuine. Nick and Priyanka are both try-hards and it shows. Sophie and Joe aren’t trying to act in love. They just are.
Yes to all of the above.
you are spot on.
Priyanka always tries TOO hard.
She forgot to get dressed… Or hair and makeup took too long so f@ck it, let’s go.
I think the jonas bros look good. They look nice individually and cohesive together. Priyanka’s dress…ugh. I get the concept but it doesn’t fit well. Execution is very poor. I love her body though. She is beautiful but the dress is really bad.
I don’t care for sophie’s dress that much either. I think it would be better if just an inch or two longer- the proportions look off, partly because she’s so tall.
I like Danielle’s dress even though it seems a bit much for the occasion and her role.
WTF is wrong with that dress. It is all shades of fugly.
I can’t stand any of the Jonas Bro’s. I seriously want to punch them all in their annoying, smug faces.
This might have worked for someone a foot taller than her – maybe. It makes her look dumpy. OTH, maybe preggers?
Danielle and Sophie look great!! Priyanka, not so much.
Priyanka and Nick just do not go well together. She is a mature looking, beautiful woman. He looks like a teen. I don’t think they will ever look like they’re in the same age range. I would never hope for two people to get divorced (especially after their 80 weddings) but I just really don’t see these two working out. Only thing they have in common is being super thirsty.
If they’re both super thirsty then isn’t that a better foundation for a marriage than whether they look good together in a photo? Same with the people complaining that they are both try hards. If that’s the case then they are well matched.
Not only does Nick look like a teen, he looks like the geeky, chess club teen. She looks like Miss World.
Love Danielle’s style, she looks amazing. Not sure about how I feel about Kevin’s cleavage.
JoBros!! I die.
1. Priyanka noooooo whyyyyyy
2. Sophie noooooo whyyyyyyy
3. Camo. Gross.
4. Danielle is the best dressed of the bunch. The dress is a little meh but the silhouette is good. The shoes are a no. But in comparison to the rest of them she’s utterly inoffensive.
Did she look in the mirror??? what a mess of a dress!!
So much money…such little taste.
That sad Grandma dress is putting 30 pounds on her. Ugh.
I love this dress lol
Priyanka and nicks body language is weird. She looks like she’s posing alone and he looks like a geek trying to figure out a way in there, awkwardly, because she isn’t opening up.
Priyanka, please fire your stylist! Stat!