It looks like it wasn’t all black leather and hot, wet grotto sex talk for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the premiere of Inglourious Basterds. In Touch Weekly’s cover story this week is “Breaking News: Angelina Humiliates Brad”. My sub-headline would be “… And that’s the way he likes it.” We all know Angelina likes to play the dominatrix. So why wouldn’t Brad be into humiliation? Oh, but it’s not that kind of black-leather-and-whips humiliation. It’s a black-leather-and-stealing-thunder humiliation. It seems Brad was really upset that everyone was paying attention to Angelina at the premiere, and not him. Brad had even taken extra pains to “look perfect” for his very special premiere, and Angie totes stole his thunder! She’s a thunder-stealer, burn her!
When Brad Pitt arrived on the red carpet at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre in Hollywood with his partner Angelina Jolie on August 10, she beamed with delight as she ignored him and literally hogged the spotlight.
“As soon as Angelina stepped out of their car, she left Brad behind her,” an onlooker tells In Touch. “She signed autographs for fans by herself and didn’t seem to care where he was.”
It was supposed to be Brad’s night. But Angelina, who arrived in a seductive strapless black leather cocktail dress by Michael Kors and four-inch stilettos, completely upstaged Brad, who accessorized his simple black suit with aviator sunglasses, which he never took off.
Brad had taken great pains to look his best for the premiere. “He wanted to look perfect,” the insider reveals. “He even went to the dermatologist and dentist this month.”
But it looked like Angelina stole Brad’s thunder intentionally, the insider adds: “She had the dress delivered that day and wore the hottest shoes from Christian Dior. She wanted to make sure that everyone knew she was sexy again.”
Angelina also chatted with journalists. “But Brad looked so mad he kept pulling Angie away from interviews, he seemed annoyed that she was talking so much,” the onlooker adds.
Angelina insulted him, to boot. When asked if she’d like to work on a movie with him again, she shot down the idea. “I would love to but we’ve got a lot of kids to raise,” she said flatly.
Brad seemed so angry with Angelina, he walked ahead of her, dragging her by the hand. After the red carpet, the two skipped the movie, and snuck out and into a private car.
[From In Touch Weekly]
Of course, many other sources have them enjoying the red carpet, flirting with one another, fondling and biting each other and being good sports. Other sources have Angelina and Brad sitting through the film with Quentin Tarantino, then being the life of the after-party. Of course, what happened at the after-party is a whole different “humiliating” story for Brad. According to Gatecrasher, they “barely spoke” at the after-party. Of course, a source tells Gatecrasher that Brad was “busy…[spending] much of the evening in deep discussion with his manager.” Meanwhile, Angelina talked black leather and whips Eli Roth. Ten seconds until there are rumors about Angelina and Eli Roth…
That bit about ‘he even went to the dentist and the dermatologist’ sounds so pathetic I had to laugh. It sounds like someone going to prom. These stories crack me up.
ahahaha this made me laugh so hard and that picture makes it even more lol-worthy.
Why does his head and hand looks so strange in that cover shot? I’m definitely going to see this movie. I want to see Brad kill them Natzis.
“I would love to but we’ve got a lot of kids to raise,”
this same exact quote was presented in the other thread as a response to the question “do you plan to have more kids”… here it is a response to “would you like to make more movies together”
wtf?
LOL @ Celebitchy: My sub-headline would be “… And that’s the way he likes it.”Let her ‘dominate’ now so I can can do that back to her in the grotto. These magazines are sooo obsessed with these pair. What would the story be if:
Angie wasnt there
Angie would constantly stay behind to give Brad the spotlight.
Man….the possibilties, i can start my own gossip magazine.
OMFG I can’t stop laughing at the bs story. Outtatouch is REALLY OUTTATOUCH.
He went to the derm for what? Botox? A peel would make his face all red & any type of cream would take more than a month to work. (PS. I love you, Retin-A Micro).
Angie does look like she might have the happy drunks, but if she was quiet & reserved, the tabs would be saying how she was jealous of his spotlight & sulked all night.
yeah, Kevin, his head looks very weird on that cover. sort of flat on the side.
why didn’t he take of the shades? hungover?
I think they cut that photo out of another picture and then photoshopped it behind her with some strange hand to boot to make it look like he’s desperately clinging to her from behind…
these magazines are such trash…
Brad and Angelina are King and Queen of HW, they compliment each other very well. Of course Angelina is going to get alot of attention, she’s loved by the world as well as Brad.
You mean he only just now realised she was a chatterbox? Dang he’s slow!
Yep, he is not the fastest car on the track if by now he doesn’t know that Angelina is all about Angelina.
Nothing about her at the premiere has her trying to keep a low profile and give the people in the movie their day. Angelina is always all about ME ME ME. That is why she hooked up with him. It made her more famous than ever.
X17 also has a story about them not getting on at the party. People is putting a positive spin on it. Makes me think it is true. Brad probably just wanted to booze and get drunk.
They are as fake as they come. I wonder how much longer they can carry on this charade.
Why is InTouch the only weekly that mentions Laura Ling and Euna Lee/!!???
Look at his face!! You can see that was photoshoped!! They mixed two photos!! LOL
and you all saw the real photos from that night and they were really happy!! In fact Angelina was hugging Brad all the time!!
In Touch is priceless!! If you wanna a good laugh just buy it!
Marc Malkin of Enews claims they were all over each other at the after party IT hates them every story is negative.
I can’t believe In Touch is trying to make things that they have always done into a story. Brad and Angelina almost always talk to the media at each other’s premieres and signed autographs separately. You could look at any of their redcarpet appearances and see this happening. People Magazine said they were very social and together a lot, being apart on a few occasions (talking to manager and friends). X17 and maybe Gatecrashers (I didn’t read their story) just took People’s story and turned it into Brad and Angelina ignored each other. They weren’t even at the party. Ted Casablanca is the biggest Angelina basher yet even he says Brad and Angelina were barely apart and happy. If they were fighting or ignoring each other Ted would be shouting it from the rooftops.
Reaching….
LIE LIES AND MORE LIES. wHY DO YOU CONTINUE TO PRINT THEIR DRIBBLE???? mAYBE TIME TO QUIT CELEBITCHY TOO.
My 10 y.o. can do a better photoshop than this that’s pathetic
How lame is that story? This is a serious reach for entertainment….
What do they want? For him to walk around with a big beaming smile for every shot? So gay.
In Touch with the TRUTHFUL LIES as we make it up as we go.
Next IN TOUCH issue Kate Hudson insperminated with A-Rods, steroid babies.
I want to work for them IN TOUCH, I think it would be fun to make up stories too.
I really don’t like Jolie or Brad but come on at least make sense, The Sainted Couple knows that one or the other is goining to steal each others thiunder so I truly doubt Brad is mad
I’m laughing so hard at this bullshit I’ve got tears running down my face. Next up: Outa Touch’s body language expert is going to predict their imminent break-up because they didn’t keep their eyeballs locked on each other’s the entire night.
And people are actually stupid enough to BUY this trashloid? Sheesh.
If Angie wasn’t smiling they would say Angie is miserable and showed up to keep up appearances
lmao INTouch is so full of it
People, people. I have no idea whether they’re happy, sad, staying together or saving face–but this picture IS NOT photoshopped. I work as a photographer ALL day, and what’s going on with Brad’s face is simply a matter of the sun being right behind it. The sunlight crops into whatever is directly in front of it, and the shadows, colors and highlights of the image all coincide with the exact placement of the sun. Sorry so long-winded! But don’t worry. The picture doesn’t necessarily show an angry brad. Judging their relationship by this pic alone is really stupid…
All tabloid rumor aside, Cheyenne–I seriously doubt you’re laughing at anything. You’re scary/angry when it comes to your defenses about these two. I’m just wondering why you haven’t trotted out the Jennifer Aniston insults…seeing that’s how you usually try to make your point. (???) This site is full of bitter people! Who even cares if these two split or not? It’s supposed to be FUN!
what’s up with the OTHER hand-below the writing (by the barcode)?
I saw lots of video from that day/night and they looked really happy to me. From the accounts of the people who were AT the after party they were having a great time. I guess IT wrote the story before they realized that some true accounts would come out. That story makes them look like the liars they are. No wonder sells are down.. I will laugh at the story.. but you could not PAY me to buy that mag..
I think both Brad/Angie looked great. Sexy and happy.. I wished Brad had trimed the goatee, but damn that man looked so good in that suit..
These two bore me so much.
That bit about ‘he even went to the dentist and the dermatologist’ sounds so pathetic I had to laugh. It sounds like someone going to prom. These stories crack me up.
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I nearly pee in my panties.
In touch is too much ! ahahahahah !
I know they’re trying to make her look selfish and bad, but it actually makes him look pathetic being so much in need of being in the spotlight.
Team Angelina… these tabs needs to stop making her out to be a witch.
Jesus, Derek, quit projecting and lighten up, willya? You were the one who dragged JA into this, not me. She doesn’t belong here so why would I bring her into it? Outa Touch is so wack you have to laugh at it. Nobody in their right mind would take them seriously.
cee, I hate to see misused words – it’s “drivel”, not “dribble”.
HAHAHAH BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this rag mags are insane!!! their story is full of patches.
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Angelina insulted him, to boot. When asked if she’d like to work on a movie with him again, she shot down the idea. “I would love to but we’ve got a lot of kids to raise,” she said flatly.
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Stupid rags. Angelina was asked if they wanted more kids and to adress that pregnancy rumor she answered ‘I would love to but weve got a lot of kids to raise.’
Its not about filming with Brad!
There have already been made up stories about Eli Roth & Angelina at Cannes, based merely upon the fact that they were photographed engaging in a conversation (at the Cannes Basterds afterparty) with Brad fully in the photographer’s lens as well. It’s entirely ridiculous. Eli & Brad are good friends, and Eli is also quite the honorable person, believe it or not. He would never even dream of doing anything with a buddy’s girl!
I bet InTouch readers are crazy-judgmental Rachel fans, holding grudges for a 5 yr old divorce, waiting for Brad/Angie to split, so they can scream, “I TOLD YOU SO! HA, it’s Karma!” Then, they will dance in evil glee while shaking their fists, surrounded by their sad, doll collection.
Usually I don’t care about word errors, but thank you gg, for pointing that out. (Oh, and I like the cat.)
I call total and utter BS!
Whatever – i don’t think that Brad is mad at all. Any man who loves his wife/partner wouldn’t worry about it. – He is already hot and sexy and famous – it was good to see Angie back and beautiful again – i’m sure that he supported her
“I TOLD YOU SO! HA, it’s Karma!” Then, they will dance in evil glee while shaking their fists, surrounded by their sad, doll collection.
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LOL
That’s too funny. This thread is bad !! ahahhahaha
Brad had taken great pains to look his best for the premiere. “He wanted to look perfect,” the insider reveals. “He even went to the dermatologist and dentist this month.”
I have never laughed so hard at a quote in all my life!!
this one is too much – i think in touch is paid by jennifer (boo hoo) aniston to write this junk about them – hasn’t she heard there isn’t such thing as bad press? well – except about her!!!! i see her reading these junky things thinking – oh what if??? ha ha ha
Jolie is seriously getting a fat head about herself. Come on she looks like she went to a plastic surgeon and asked for the alien look. That and whenever she loses publicity she adopts another kid lol come on. Poor Brad…..all that work and suffering through the dentist just to walk twenty feet and talk to people.
Okay, it is a few months later..almost Christmas, and the lying In Touch rag has changed the location and told the same stupid story. If you want to see the TRUTH about how Angelina and Brad were acting, go to You Tube and type in Angelina and Brad at the UNICEF ball. Watch how Brad pulls her close and kisses her hair…not just once, but twice…they are very loving to each other and this video was taken over the tops of other people’s heads. She was not embarrassing him, she was not grabbing and clutching at him, and she did not make a fool of him. No one should believe this completely made up drivel!