– Pete Doherty got fat fast, but he’s sober and that’s all that matters [CelebWarship]
– Chloe Sevigny out fugs herself [ICYDK]
– Rihanna’s new dog [Bossip]
– The Sun makes up a ridiculous story about a “gang” stealing a sex tape from Britney Spears’ mansion when the break in was just a figment of her drugged imagination [Celebslam]
– Pam Anderson’s Fairy Tale Wedding [yeeeah]
– Kid Rock says he has some advice to give to Rick Salomon [DListed]
– Marc Anthony’s ex wife announces Jennifer Lopez’s pregnancy for her [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Jennifer Lopez, You Are So Pregnant
[Evil Beet]
– Nelly Furtado at the VH1 Hip Hop Honors [Bastardly]
– Gone Baby Gone Premiere [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Angelina Jolie with daughter Shiloh at the Metropolitan Museum of Art [Hollywood Rag]
– Angie And Brad’s New Crib [Socialite’s Life]
– Celebu-trend: The Bob Haircut [Best Week Ever]
– Guess who copied Posh Spice’s look? [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
– Victoria Beckham’s robo boobs hit Paris [Agent Bedhead]
– Halle Berry’s pregnancy boobs [The Blemish]
– Britney Spears nipple slip: a dime a dozen [CityRag]
– Natalie Portman Back In Black [PopSugar]
– Vanessa Minnillo Shows Ass Cleavage [The Grumpiest]
– Charlie Sheen: Sex Doll Murderer [CelebNewsWire]
– Robert Redford loves to race his Porsche [Gabsmash]
– Dita Von Teese Looks Like The Queen, Courtney Love Looks Like A Queen [Glitterati]
– Hayden Panettiere Attracts Strange Company [Derek Hail]
– Nick Nolte & Girlfriend Have A Baby Girl [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
– Rosie O’Donnnell on Nip/Tuck (sort of warning) [popbytes]
– Donald Trump to Rosie: Your Book is Boring! [Just Jared]
– Carlos Solis of Desperate Housewives got married [Lifeline Live]