Kourtney Kardashian is pregnant (Update: father is Scott Disick)

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As I’ve admitted before, I occasionally watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians. Kourtney, the oldest of the Kardashian sisters at 30, is one of the better parts of the show. She reminds me a lot of one of my closest college friends – she’s sweet, she’s boy-crazy, she’s a bit gullible and she has no idea of how to pick a good man. Here’s further proof of that – Kourtney is knocked up. She announced it Wednesday night to E! News, but she has not (and perhaps will not) release the name of the baby-daddy. I haven’t watched the show in a while, so I had no idea she and her fiancé guy Scott “Not Interesting” Disick had split up, but E! refers to him as Kourtney’s “ex-boyfriend”. When asked about the identity of the father-to-be, Kourtney is quoted as saying, “You’re going to have to see on the show.” Barf. Come on, Kourtney. You’re better than this.

Kourtney Kardashian is going to be a mom!

While the E! reality star confirms she’s pregnant with her first child, Ms. K isn’t revealing too much right now. She’s keeping mum on the daddy’s identity and how far along she is.

But the happy news definitely sheds light on some of the things she told me yesterday during my chat with her sister Khloé…

Kourt, 30, refused to say if she and ex-boyfriend Scott Disick are back together. “You’re going to have to see on the show,” she said, referring to Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami, which debuts this Sunday.

Funny enough, the big question these days has been whether Kourtney has switched teams because of a kiss she shared with her bisexual friend Jackie during shooting of said reality show.

“I feel like I’m definitely into men,” she said. She’s certainly proven that now.

[From E! Online]

Yeah, I’m betting that Scott is the daddy. And if he is, my guess is that he’ll stick around and marry her. But no one will remember. He’s so bland, no one even notices him in the wild mix of Kardashian Krazy. I guess the other possibility would be that the pregnancy is the product of some crazy Vegas-Manhattan-Miami-Hollywood hookup, and that Kourtney can’t remember the guy’s name. My last possibility for a potential baby-daddy is “Jude Law”. Just because.

UPDATE: Meh, Kourtney said the baby-daddy is Scott Disick, her on-again boyfriend. She confirmed it on the Today Show, saying, “He’s very excited. When I found out, I was so shocked. I didn’t know what to do. He was so for it and so excited from the beginning. And we’re really happy.” They have no plans to marry at this time. Missed again, Jude Law!

Kourtney is shown on 6/26, 7/11 and 7/18/09. Credit: WENN.com

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  1. Len says:

    Yuck, that Scott is such a douchebag. He never seems to be really serious about her. Hope he is serious about becoming a father.

  2. Firestarter says:

    Of course the father is that Scott douche bag, she already hinted that we have to watch the show to “find out” what happens between her and Scott. *YAWN*

    Along with the Gosselswine’s, when will these people’s 15min be up?

  3. Millie Rios says:

    It’s more than likley Scott because he’s been seen with Kourtney about a week ago coming out of a restaurant. She’s going to be a single Mom soon. We all know Scott is a cheat and it’s only a matter of time that Kourt will wake up..(Let us pray) The only smart one is Khloe. She knew all along that Scott was and is a dirtbag.

  4. Ash says:

    wow, I thought she was younger than Khloe??? woops.

  5. HEB says:

    Hey Kaiser–do we watch the same KUWTK? She’s dumber than a box of rocks on that show, extremely vapid and concieted. She had a preggers scare on that very show two years ago then makes the same mistake again for REAL? DRRRR

  6. Cinderella says:

    Klassy with a “K”!

  7. lway says:

    I don’t know her and frankly any woman who doesn’t quite know who her baby-daddy is, is a skank.

    However, i loved the article Kaiser especially the part where you said “My last possibility for a potential baby-daddy is “Jude Law”. Just because.” LOL – Brilliant humour!

  8. turtles says:

    She seems intelligent and often out of her element with her vapid younger sisters. Although Kim seems to be a kind person she does not seem as intelligent as Kourtney. I think she will be a good mother – she is a very self sufficient girl. I always find myself quite impressed with her. And she did not come out and say “I don’t know who the father is” so people should stop jumping to conclusions. She is just having fun with a little mystery surrounding her baby, so what?

  9. wwtfn says:

    Way to go Kourt! Now, that’s how you go about keepin’ a man. Whether he’s on the left coast or the right, you’ve now got yourself a permanent leash to keep Scott tied to you. Yes, and we all know baby-daddy is your obsession, Scott – so, you and Seacrest can just give up the notion of surprising us on your new show.

    But, Kourtney, pssst…it won’t stop him from cheating, ol’ girl. You’ve given him even more of an excuse to do so by trappin’ him. Would be nice if you used just a wee bit of that backbone on Scott that you display with your family.

    I’m just sayin’…

  10. kelbear says:

    Guess I will be one the only few to actually say Congratulations! I like Kourtney. I just hope the father isnt Scott.

  11. Bellatrix says:

    I want to vote “Jude Law”. Yes, please Kaiser, register my vote.

    And I also want an extra dry martini but that’s another story…

    Who wants to bet the child will be named K-something?

  12. Mrs. Kalifornia says:

    Kaiser, the baby’s father is Scott. She said it during an interview with Ryan Seacrest this morning in LA.

    He did not seem to be that into her. I hope he is into his baby.

    I don’t think their Miami show is going to very “sexy” next season…people have no idea how much children change your life.

  13. Katyusha says:

    I’m sure they’re Armenian by ethnicity, not by culture. No one should be surprised.

  14. Cowbell says:

    A whore? Come on. Get over yourself Yeran.

  15. Melanie says:

    That guy is so dorky looking. His hair is awful. I’m baffled that it hasn’t been brought up more.

  16. Wresa says:

    She is still boring…

  17. maria says:

    kourtney im a big fan of u all. u should leave that cheater. he doesnt deserve you or ur baby. he doesnt love u, if he did he wouldnt of kept on doing that. i had a case for myself just like that, and i found out bad things about my partner until i got preagnant, but once preagnant and on he showed me he loved me by stopping his cheating ways. scott didnt so just leave him, ur beautiful u could find ur real someone that truly would love u, and would not do scotts things to u. scott does not love u, move on. listen to your family, they love u and they tell u to leave him because they know its for the best u know that too!!! UR BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UR BABY BOY IS BEAUTIFUL TOO!!! DO IT FOR HIM, tHINK ABOUT IT… u dont want him to b like his dad. scott is a cheating LIeEEEERR!!!!!!!!!! scott hes so immature.