Sometimes, it kind of bugs me that Armie Hammer looks like a cartoon prince yet he has such a bad personality. Seriously, Armie is very pretty, he’s chiseled and beautiful and tall. In the Golden Age of Hollywood, Armie would have been a leading man in the vein of William Holden, Gregory Peck, Gary Cooper and Cary Grant. He has that look of an old-school movie star. But God, his personality suuuucks.
Part of Armie’s appeal – at least with his just baseline attractiveness – is that for most of his career, he’s had that Disney-prince hair, sort of floppy and blondish. But Armie is mixing things up in the quarantine with a drastic haircut. It’s a mohawk. He apparently did it to himself on IG Stories. Did his wife not want to participate in this mess??
Armie Hammer looks unrecognizable after giving himself a mohawk and handlebar mustache. 🪒 pic.twitter.com/Wd032sMm0u
— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) April 15, 2020
I mean… as far as quarantine haircuts go, this is…I don’t know, mid-range bad/okay? What bothers me is that he paired the mohawk with the handlebar mustache. He went from Disney prince to biker wannabe. At least it will grow out. I feel like most men are probably just going to end up giving themselves wonky crewcuts during lockdown, right? Unless they have wives/partners who really feel like they can give a good haircut.
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The hot mess.
nothing wrong with that. its all in fun
Now he looks like the a$$ he is.
I was wondering if he’s going out for a role as a serial killer? Because that’s what he looks like now, an inbred serial killer wearing 80s summer gear.
Fair play to him…if they start casting for a movie about those red necks protesting the lockdown, he’s a shoe in!
This…is the first time Armie has done anything for me. He’s just so bland/slimey douche and his personality is TERRIBLE, but he actually looks like a fun person here. And I don’t hate a handlebar mustache, no sir.
Same, he’s kind of endearingly campy here.
I can’t criticise him. I got bored earlier this week and gave myself a side undercut. I look like an absolute pillock. And I managed to cut my head with an electric razor. Never again.
lol
Oye beratna, looking beltalowda Sasa ke?
LMAO This is the content from celebs we need right now. I think he’s a decent actor and with the right on-screen partner, I really love to watch him. I know people didn’t like that spy movie he did but the three of them had great chemistry. Just entertain us and stop giving interviews.
I love it. My boyfriend has also been giving himself wonkie facial hair (including a handlebar) and wearing costumes at times. Its all in good fun. Helps make days pop when things feel drab and gray.
His toenails are also painted bright pink, so I just feel like there’s a lot going on there…
He has a young daughter, so that’s what’s going on, I think 🙂
I’ve liked the movie he’s been in (The Man from Uncle and Call Me by Your Name) . Not sure about his interviews too much so no real opinion of him. What’s he done that’s so disdainful? And if it’s just being attractive that’s unfair. My best friend is beautiful and so sweet yet I hear all the time ‘she just seems like a bitch’ when it’s truly just her face is much better than average.
I rarely comment but this is a ridiculous answer 😂
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Yikes! He was supposed to be in the Broadway run of Tracey Lett’s new play that was due to open last month. I had tickets for this week- since the show has been postponed(possibly canceled) with the broadway closure extended to June, he probably has no work obligations and is straight wilding….
His personality aside, I dig this haircut. Otherwise his looks were blant as his personality, a cartoon rather than a full multidimensional person
He’s getting fuller. Look at that belly on that insta picture, no abs. And he seems to put on weight on his face, he has no jawline…yikes!
He is pretty gorgeous. Loved him in Call Me By Your Name.
He’s playing Maxim deWinter in the upcoming Netflix remake. No, I don’t see that casting either.