Jaybird already covered parts of this story last week. Allegedly, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes got into some kind of deathmatch when Tom stopped into Katie’s Australian film set last week. At the time, the report was from Radar, who claimed that “Spies say Holmes grew irritated with her A-list hubby, and when he returned, words were exchanged and Tom, clad in a cute black sweater and tight jeans, stormed up the street.” Several photographers caught the heated exchange, and wouldn’t you know, the pictures made their way onto the cover of In Touch Weekly, with the bold headline “The Fight To End All Fights”. The story excerpt (via Jezebel) has them fighting constantly over the course of several days. Most of their fights are about Suri, and Katie’s work schedule:

Trouble in paradise for Tom and Katie! Tom Cruise went to visit Katie Holmes while she was filming in Australia.

First they argued because he stopped to greet fans on his way to see her; she flipped out and he stormed off the set.

The next fight was at their hotel, where Tom was watching Suri and she wanted to watch cartoons instead of going for a walk with him.

He thinks Katie is spoiling Suri because she works long hours and by the time she comes home, she’s tired and just lets Suri do whatever she wants.

Dr. Gilda Carle, who does not treat Tom or Katie, says: Suri is learning that relationships between men and women involve squabbling, and that Katie was “lost in lust” during the courtship, but now they’re both surprised/disappointed by one another’s behavior. And! Tom and Katie need therapy.

[From In Touch Weekly via Jezebel]

Always nice to see the return of Dr. Gilda Carle, who seems like In Touch’s resident whack-job “doctor”. No celebrity relationship escapes Dr. Carle’s notice or her endless, sanctimonious pontification. As for the fights that allegedly ensued… how great would it be if it were true? If the Kate-Bot were growing a spine and an attitude? Is it contract renegotiation time already?

I tend to think Lainey’s explanation is probably closer to the truth – Tom was acting pissy because he was photographed looking short. No worries, though. Just a few days after the alleged TomKat battle royale, Tom, Katie and Suri posed for “candid” photos laying around on some random grassy knoll. Tom was wearing his infamous white wedge sneakers, so he was happy to be photographed. All is well in TomKat world, otherwise known as Xenuville.

Here are Katie and Tom getting all romantic and having some quality time with their Blackberries in Australia on Saturday. And don’t forget Tom’s white wedges! Images thanks to INF Photo.