Sean Penn is a PILF (Pepaw I’d to like to f*$&) [Dlisted]
ABC Hires Talk Show Ho Don Imus [Bossip]
Nasty, Nasty Boys Don’t Mean a Thing – Tyler Perry’s “Why Did I Get Married?” review [Pajiba]
Jennifer Garner not looking her best… I still think she’s pretty [Celebslam]
Kate Hudson Wants Owen Wilson Back [Yeeeah!]
Jamie Foxx Works Hard For His Money [I’m Not Obsessed]
Bai Ling Promotes Her Book & Nipples On Band-Aids at Mr. Chows [The Bastardly]
Teri Hatcher is too skinny… and supposedly a bitch. But that’s just my opinion [In Case You Didn’t Know]
Hayden Panettiere is only a little bigger than her coffee cup (Site NSFW) [Drunken Stepfather]
Christina Aguilera Just Wants To Pop Already [Hollywood Rag]
Cher still looks great even without makeup! [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Robbie Williams, Love God [Agent Bedhead]
Rapper T.I is in trouble [The Blemish]
Britney Spears Shops Away the Pain (I’ve decided the Britney Spears ban doesn’t apply to links) [City Rag]
Random celebrity photos from the weekend… including Bai Ling’s boobs. But that’s been happening for 10 years now. [Crazy Days and Nights]
Heidi Klum and Seal‘s Romantic (Taped) Beach Afternoon [Popsugar]
Kate Moss Looking Hot in i-D Magazine [The Grumpiest]
Samaire Armstrong Secretly Ails [CelebNewsWire]
Blind Items! [Evil Beet]
Madonna‘s Twin Turns 11 [Gabsmash]
Random Michelle Rodriguez Jailbird Appearance [Celeb Warship]
More Kim Kardashian Sex Tape Stuff is Coming [I Don’t Like You In That Way]
Anthony Kiedis Doesn’t Need Drugs To Act The Fool [Glitterati Gossip]
Marcia Cross & Her Twins Get Some Park Time. I am totally in love with her babies [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Mr. Big pisses off Charlotte [Popbytes]
Matthew McConaughey Can Still Attract a Quality Piece [A Socialite’s Life]
Josh Hartnett @ LAX Airport [Just Jared]
Britney Spears‘ Breasts Need to Be Put Away, and So Does She [Egotastic!]
Matt Dillon has the blues [Lifeline Live]
SNL Is Back! Or Is It? Yes… It Is. Be warned, Andy Samberg. You will be my husband someday. I’ve publicly declared it to all of the internet, so there’s really no going back now. [Best Week Ever]