In traditional classy Pamela Anderson style, the busty blond got married to Paris Hilton pornographer Rick Salomon at lightning speed. I didn’t even realize they were dating… or not enough to care. I mean Pamela Anderson goes through men the way athletes go through socks… after awhile it all gets so gross that you have to stop paying attention. Salomon was the guy who videotaped himself having sex with a seemingly drugged-out Paris Hilton, and then sold the tape for a ton of cash. So it seems like he’s definitely classy enough to marry Pam. And luckily, OK Magazine has the details on what I’m sure was an incredibly romantic event.

“I am finally fulfilled in my life in every area,” Pamela Anderson told OK! following her Oct. 6 nuptials to Rick Salomon. “I’m having the best time in my life.”

And while the wedding was classic Pam — whimsical, romantic and planned at lightning speed — the couple revealed to OK! that it was actually Rick who organized the ceremony from top to bottom, hiring Rachel Ashwell of Shabby Chic to transform a villa at the Mirage with white roses, balloons and hundreds of votive candles.

With the blessing of her father, Pamela’s driver and confidante Errol Lyon gave her away. Friend and stylist Charlene Roxborough helped the Baywatch babe pick out her cream denim Valentino gown and vintage Neil Lane jewelry for the ceremony, which Pam described to OK! as “unpretentious and super-genuine.”

[From OK Magazine]

Well it certainly could have been worse. I expected her to ride in on a Harley, flip off the minister/judge/random officiant, and then shove her tongue down Solomon’s throat. But it sounds like it was a tad bit nicer. Pam is about three seconds out of her marriage to Kid Rock, and you’ll remember she was married to Tommy Lee a couple times. After each relationship, she always goes back to him. I think in some ways, you’re always bonded to the person who gave you Hepatitis C. There’s some connection with the guy that gave you your first STD that’s really hard to break.

Picture note by Jaybird: Here’s Pam and Rick at a Virgin America celebration on October 10th. Images thanks to PR Photos.