This week has been A LOT. When I close my eyes, I still see Don Trump Jr’s glassy cocaine eyes and coke-sweaty, clammy face. When I try to sleep, I hear Kimberly Guilfoyle’s unhinged coke screeches. Both Don and his girlfriend spoke on Day 1 of the Republican National Convention, because Day 4 is reserved for closers like daddy’s favorite, Precious Ivanka. Did you know that Don is still trying to do interviews and that someone on Fox & Friends – !!! – asked him about the cocaine rumors? This is a lot:
On Fox & Friends, Donald Trump Jr responds to allegations he was high on cocaine during the RNC: "It must have been something with the lighting … you have me confused with Hunter Biden" pic.twitter.com/kmjsdlRiIA
— Bobby Lewis (@revrrlewis) August 26, 2020
Is Don coked out of his gourd in this video? Because it really seems like it. He’s jumpy and cracked-out and talking too loudly and *sniff sniff*. In this video, he blames it all on the lighting, saying: “I guess there must have been something with the lighting, but they started doing this trending thing ‘DONALD TRUMP JR.’S ON COCAINE’” and then he name-checks Hunter Biden, who has a well-known substance abuse issue for which he’s sought treatment. I mean… we can think Hunter Biden is a mess AND we can think Don needs to get to rehab too.
Don has also recorded robocalls to encourage Republicans to… vote absentee. His robocalls have gone out in Arizona, Florida, Iowa, New Mexico, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Virginia, Georgia, Texas and Maine. In the call, Cocaine Don says, “President Trump is counting on you to make a plan to return your absentee ballot request. Voting absentee is a safe and secure way to guarantee your voice is heard.” I guess the Trump campaign’s official position is that absentee ballots are only questionable and illegal in blue states.
This is what it looks like when white power and white powder come together.
“Cocaine is a helluva drug”
– Rick James pic.twitter.com/OPFZA7M4vZ
— Bishop Talbert Swan (@TalbertSwan) August 25, 2020
what is going on here pic.twitter.com/KxZSlmcbrs
— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) August 25, 2020
Photos courtesy of Avalon Red.
Lighting huh? My ex said his own glassy eyes and stuffed nose was an Ear, Nose and Throat issue. Huh, guess it’s different for everyone (*insert shoulder shrug and eye roll, here*)
🦦On a related note- my home might stink of marijuana.🌬It’s because of a ventilation issue and ~definitely~ not because I’m using the slow cooker to infuse cannabis with coconut oil. 🥥🍃✨
⚔️You must have me confused with Frankie Bergstein. 👼🏼🎨💕
oooo my friend makes a chocolate/caramel brownie with sea salt on top. It’s just perfection for when it’s bed time and you’re an insomniac!
Ooo that sounds so delicious! I stir my cannaoil into tea. Used to do peppermint & lavender but I moved and can’t find that blend anymore. Now I have it with the Sleepytime Celestial blend before bed.
I’m pretty excited for summer. Because come summertime I’m putting it in coconut water based smoothies.
I used to do brownies but had to stop… because I’d get the munchies and then just eat more of the brownies.🦦
I’ve worked in many drug rehab facilities and with many addicts. DJTJ was clearly on drugs. Users/addicts always think they’re hiding it so well, when in reality it’s so abundantly obvious.
I was honestly shocked they let him appear in that condition. And it takes a lot to shock me. But I also think Jr is surrounded by other addicts, so their judgment is skewed.
Teeth. Grinding. That is all……
I wish television news organizations that have a lot of experience with lighting would call him on this blatant lie. No one else had that issue so it wasn’t the lights.
And the white powder in the baggie found in my bag was powdered sugar from doughnuts.
Sure, Jan.
Lol
Those children aren’t in cages. It’s just a lighting issue.
It’s just “alternate daycare” (Kellyanne ghoulish grin)
This guy clearly has a substance addiction, but so many of them in the Trump regime seem to. Trump is high as a kite most times. Kellyanne looks like she’s done meth in her time. You’ve got to imagine that the small part of these people’s souls that aren’t blackened and destroyed need drugs to get through what they’re doing to America.
When I first saw the eyes I immediately thought pink eye. Just went through a bout with my grandchildren last Sept. So no it was not the lighting.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..*rubs nose*…..HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….*sniffs*….HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
Maybe he was blinded by the mirror he was sniffing the coke off.
That’s hilarious.
White power and white powder come together. *chef’s kiss*
Ok crazy-eyes, still doesn’t explain the swollen lymph nodes next to his nose!!
I’ve worked with many a coke head over the last few years, and his behavior reminds me of all of them. Why are they always toxic white guys??
No one is confusing Junior with Hunter Biden because Hunter Biden’s father actually loves him.
I never remember Kimberleys last name, so it’s Gargoyle for me.
Love that…and it pairs beautifully with Melanoma Trump.
I can personally attest Trump Sr being a cokehead. I saw him at least 2x sittting in front of a pile coke at a private club i used to go in the early 2000s.