Once in a while, I enjoy feeling superior to others. Don’t we all? Okay maybe more than once in a while. But let’s be honest, it’s especially satisfying to feel superior to famous people. Not the famous people that are running your country (because you generally want to believe that they’re smarter than you) but actors, singers, those types of famous people. So with that, we bring you the top 10 dumbest celebrity quotes. That’s right, you can puff up your chest with pride now.

Christina Aguilera
Quote: “So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

Ivana Trump
Quote: “Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything.”

Jessica Simpson
Quote: “I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.”

Tara Reid
Quote: “I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”

Dan Quayle
Quote: “The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation’s history. I mean in this century’s history. But we all lived in this century. I didn’t live in this century.”

Alicia Silverstone
Quote: “I think that the film ‘Clueless’ was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it’s true lightness”

Linda Evangelista
Quote: “It was God who made me so beautiful. If I weren’t, then I’d be a school teacher.”

George Bush
Quote: “I have opinions of my own, strong opinions, but I don’t always agree with them”

Brooke Shields
Quote: “Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life”

Arnold Schwarzenegger
Quote: “I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman”

[From Mr. Sock Monkey via Digg]

Now don’t you feel a little better about yourself? To be fair, it’s not easy to pick just one dumb George Bush quote. Tomes have been written on the dumb shit that comes out of that man’s mouth. But I digress. It’s nice to know that even smart people (ie Brooke Shields) can say incredibly dumb stuff.