– Victoria Beckham’s insanely embarrassing breasts on the cover of Elle – they look like two overturned ladles [Lainey Gossip]
– Sarah Jessica Parker in some severe eighties getup for SATC [Dlisted]
– Donald Trump Accused of Fixing Miss Universe Pageant [PopEater]
– Jay-Z: Beyonce and I “Offended” People When We Wed [MSN Wonderwall]
– Larry King has Some Questions for Chris Brown’s Mother [Bossip]
– Where (and How) To Meet The Single Guys [College Candy]
– Spencer Pratt Threatens ‘Divorce’ if Heidi Gets Pregnant [Fafarazzi]
– Pretty Much All You Need to Know About the Smurfs Movie [Pajiba]
– Kat Von D Does DJ AM Tattoo [I’m Not Obsessed]
– Lindsay’s considering Playboy. Finally, a sensible decision! [Celebslam]
– Paris Hilton Looks Like Even More Of An Idiot Than Usual [Websters is my Bitch]
– Cynthia Nixon Arrives On Set Of ‘Sex In The City 2′ [In Case You Didn’t Know]
– Keanu Reeves Consents To DNA Test To Avoid More Baby Mama Drama [Crazy Days and Nights]
– Paul Rudd Is Just Kid-ding! [The Frisky]
– Heidi Klum’s Leni, Henry, and Johan Are Karate Kids [PopSugar]
– Lindsay Lohan Saggy Side Boob [Egotastic]
– Megan Fox: ‘Michael Bay is Hitler’ [The Superficial]
– Jessica Alba’s Hotness Comeback. I severely disagree, by the way [Hollywood Tuna]