The Republicans were desperate to make “the Hunter Biden emails” into a thing, and I didn’t even follow the convoluted story of how Rudy Giuliani and some computer repair person got their hands on a cache of emails which definitively proved that… Hunter and Joe Biden had a close relationship and that Joe sticks with his son, even through drug addiction and rehabilitation. Scandalous! Anyway, the emails were a bust, and only the NY Post took them at all seriously. Even the other major Rupert Murdoch-owned New York-based publication, the Wall Street Journal, rolled their eyes at Rudy and Trump’s latest ratf–king scheme. Still, various Fox News personalities – mostly Sean Hannity – have tried to make it a bigger story. Hilariously, they turned it into a process story – they cover it by saying “why isn’t the mainstream media covering this explosive Hunter Biden-email story?!?”
Anyway, I knew in the final week of the campaign, there would be more ratf–king to come and here we are. Tucker Carlson went on camera last night with perhaps the greatest piece of performance art of 2020:
LMAO. Where to start? So, *someone* was given a cache of physical documents which were extremely damning to Hunter Biden, and that someone was in New York (hint: Rudy), and the documents were given to one of Tucker’s producers, and the producer took photos of the documents but never thought to make duplicates of these incredibly important documents. No, there only needs to be one copy of these documents, documents which will blow the campaign wide open in the final week. So the NY producer sends the documents through UPS or FedEx… and they disappear. Obviously, Hunter Biden, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez and Nancy Pelosi are in cahoots, and they organized an Ocean’s Eleven-type multi-level scheme to steal back the documents from a mail-sorting facility in the dead of night. There’s no other explanation, sheeple.
The thing that absolutely sells that Tucker bit is that he plays it *entirely* straight and doesn't break even for a milisecond. Absolute art.
— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) October 29, 2020
LEAVE TUCKER CARLSON ALONE pic.twitter.com/iIkMPgMlhS
— Brent Terhune (@BrentTerhune) October 29, 2020
So Tucker Carlson’s producer didn’t read and summarize the documents before mailing them? He/she didn’t scan, fax or copy them? The thief managed to infiltrate Fox’s mail room? There’s no security video or visitor log? The person who sent it originally doesn’t have another copy? https://t.co/9yKkDAUh2v pic.twitter.com/Qe2QDXAqt9
— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) October 29, 2020
Tucker should have never let his guard down. 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/zmmiFsvVNh
— Sondi (@SquiddyMuffin) October 29, 2020
Screencaps from Fox News.
Sure, Jan.
His version of “My dog ate it.”
That was my first thought too when I saw the headline. They are not even original with the lies
Did that F*cker-Tucker get “Dejoy Delayed”??? Awwwwww pobrecito!!!
Guess Rudy was too busy fiddling down his pants, “tucking” to make copies of something SO important??😂😂😂
On Twitter, there was some talk last night that this has Hannity’s fingerprints on it, that he’s jealous of F*cker-Tucker’s ratings. If so, good. Let them eat each other alive.
I don’t want to listen to Tucker to find out, but Kaiser’s story says the alleged docs were sent via UPS or FedEx, neither of which have anything to do with the USPS. In any case, they all having tracking systems, so as Joe says, it’s all a bunch of malarkey anyway.
Yep. I’ve been waiting for the get-out story. It got lost in the mail. Ok. Let’s go with that. What a bunch of twunts.
OK, so I finally watched the video.
near the end, he says they sent PICTURES of what had gone missing so the investigators would know what to look for, and he can’t mean the packaging because he also said that the packaging was found open and empty. so, he sent pics of these incredibly salacious and damaging documents to the investigators, but they don’t have any “copies” and the documents were “lost”?
his own story falls apart in that that two minute clip!
(also note, he doesn’t name this “name brand” courier because he’d likely either get shut down as a liar by the courier or get sued for defamation for spreading lies about their services.)
Fake news
Fox “news” organization pays this bats**t crazy, lying, racist, broken from reality human being a lot of money.
Yeah, I remember when he was on MSNBC with Willie Guest as his side monkey.
From what I heard he is being taked about as a Presidential candidate in 2024 and not in a Kanye way.
I don’t think he’d do it. Right now he’s getting paid an insane amount of money to sit there for an hour a day or whatever and lie and be stupid. It’s the easiest job in the world.
@lucy2 AND he can’t get sued for making false statements per his Lawyer because no one watches Tucker Carlson seriously. Can’t make that claim as Pres.
I love Brent! I missed that one. So funny.
Tucker’s not funny and he’s going to shape the 24 Republican primary. He’s a white supremacist. An evil, horrible man.
But I wonder, surely his fans saw thru this one? I mean, i laughed my ass off watching it.
Brent Terhune is a genius. They should fire Tucker and hire Brent.
That’s what I came here to say! I didn’t see this one either.
I love Brent Terhune too!
He’s the modern maga version of Stephen Colbert’s character.
Brent is so funny. I ordered his “emotional support beer” beer cozy for my step dad. Lol
But I wonder, surely his fans saw thru this one? ”
cult members don’t see through anything.
Oooh, OK, I didn’t catch on at first. He does idiot MAGAT too well, I guess.
So what are we thinking? They never existed in the first place, or they’re so obviously fake that even Carlson’s legal team wouldn’t let him put them on air? (You know, the team that argued in court that he shouldn’t be believed about anything? )
I suspect they’re obvious fakes and there could be criminal charges, especially for Rudy Colludy. So they had to get rid of them.
Yep.
yeah, I think they tried to verify them and found out they were fakes and used this as their excuse.
I simply cannot believe that there was no copy, no scan, no fax etc….and why these docs weren’t emailed?! I mean, even in my business of consulting, we keep a scanned copy of EVERY document that goes out, whether electronic or hard copy. and often, we send things BOTH electronically and hard copy. and if it was so important, and was sent via Fedex or UPS, you can track it and find out exactly where it went missing…hell, you can do that with the US postal service! it’s just such a lame excuse.
Straight up lies. All of it. There were no documents. This conversation with the major postal carrier never happened. No mysterious packages were received or stolen or confiscated in any way because they don’t exist. They got a package of important documents with information possibly relevant to national security, documents that were fact checked and verified yet nobody made a copy or made it available electronically? No! That’s not how shit works and we know this. How the F do people fall for this???
+1
America needs make it’s schools better, teachers paid more and colleges cheaper. The uneducated being a majority in important voting sectors is frightening.
It does sound as though Rudy is off the rails even by Trump fanatic standards. So I 100% believe this was done to try to protect him. All this, Amy Coney Barrett parading around at white house in a blatant polical stunt and Steve Bannon releasing sex tapes to Chinese websites. How do US Trump supporting Evangelicals sleep at night? They disgust me on every level.
Pence’s team just today posted something about how theirs is the administration for people of faith. It’s so disgusting.
Also, none of this scandal has ever made sense, I think the whole thing was fabricated, which is why none of the media outlets Rudy ran to would touch it with a ten foot pole, until the Post, and that person wouldn’t even put their name on the byline.
Wait, Bannon has a sex tape? 🤮
Is it being used in abstinence sex Ed classes in China?!
These guys are the best guys – true bad guys that are so undermined by their own idiocy. It’d be funny if the election wasn’t close.
My mother in law is a Canadian MAGA… she thinks my insta posts are direct messages to her…. so I’m sure she thinks Trump & Bannon are sliding into her DMs on the reg 🤣.
The evangelicals must be clutching their pearls hard waiting for ACB to axe Roe…
from what I’ve heard, the embedded info that’s in pics and emails (date stamps, etc) were completely messed up, which indicates that they’ve been edited/changed/photoshopped/whatever and that the integrity has been compromised.
if they had ANY sense at all, they would have had an IT expert go over them to verify their validity.
I’m guessing they tried to verify all of it since the original story (Hunter Biden who lives in CA dropped off three laptops in DE and DIDN’T PICK THEM UP, the blind shop owner didn’t see who dropped them off but it was definitely Hunter Biden, etc.) was SO ridic and full of holes that the WSJ wouldn’t touch it except to say “there is no evidence of any wrong doing by either Biden”. they had to verify it if they had any hope of any news outlet besides Fox picking it up. my guess is that they DID figure out the docs are not originals and had been manipulated, and used “oh, darn the dog ate my homework” to cover their butts.
Oh how convenient *eye roll*
I burst out laughing at Fed-Ex Hillary. That is gold.
Me too, almost spit my coffee out. Meme of the day for sure!
I know, right? LMAO. These are the Tweets that keep me going.
I spit coffee all over my laptop!!! LOLLLLLLL
That is really funny.
This is just plain hilarious. When I could stomach looking at Fox News on-line, I have avoided watching Tucker since anything he (or Hannity) had to say would no doubt depress me, but glad I did this time. Surely, such vitally important documents would have been copied/scanned before sending them off in the post!! So funny – thanks for the laugh.
I actually feel like you would put the originals in a safe box and mail copies. But what do I know, I’m just a girl from Long Island.
Rudy is a lawyer, he should have copies if this was legit, lol. Fox News legal team would have copies too. Plus doesn’t the FBI have copies? Well now that the docs are conveniently “missing” then I guess we don’t have to worry about unless they conveniently are found again in 2024.
even if you don’t have a photocopier or scanner, surely SOMEONE had a cell phone with which to take screen shots.
so our choices here are A) incompetent or B) straight-up lying.
or maybe both.
I can’t help thinking that the intent of this whole scam is to bully Hunter Biden into a relapse and overdose, causing his grieving father to drop out of the race. That is how truly evil I believe the Trump camp to be. But as the whole scheme implodes, the most likely scenario is that a frantic Donald Trump Junior, who is obsessed with this story, will overdose himself. As his father will ignore it
Oh, wow, that’s dark. But yeah at this point I wouldn’t put anything past them. Junior is truly off the rails about Hunter, while Eric thinks his lack of likes on social media is the most important issue of this election.
Oh God, what you’re suggesting is so evil yet I don’t doubt it.
Never thought of that angle.
I did read that Hunter suffered serious head injuries during the tragic car accident that claimed his mother and baby sister.
If this were nonstop bashing of a GOP candidate’s son, it would likely be widely criticized because of the untold mental and physical trauma said child suffered as a toddler! Both of Joe’s sons were critically injured in that accident – as TODDLERS! The children were a year apart in ages (1 – 3 years old).
EVERY TIME we’ve seen Jr (in any medium) he is higher than a kite. I think you’re right. If his MoldyOrange father loses, he KNOWS he will be facing charges and jail time for all that he’s done/grifted.
Tangerine Traitor, Daughter-Wife and Dead-Eyed Boy need to go to The Hague on charges of Crimes Against Humanity, along with Miller and the rest of those in the Admin. Usay and Urday (and his evil wife) belong in jail.
As a recovering addict I feel bad for Hunter and hope he has a really strong support system around him during this time.
As a voter, I think it is hilarious that Joe Biden is so dull that the right keeps trying to push how “scandalous” his son is.
As a person who grew up in Delaware, the Biden family was largely seen as nice and boring. Joe even in the last couple years before the election would show up on the UD campus to talk to the youths and hold small events to get them engaged in politics. There’s a policy center at UD with his name on it. I know someone who had jill as a professor, she’s apparently a pretty nice lady. People loved beau. Joe nearly ran out of money because he didn’t want to do paid speeches years ago. I think he was one of the poorest senators at one point. I have to find the old article about it. I’m not saying he’s amazing, but he’s exactly the milquetoast grandpa everyone thinks he is. It’s weird to treat addiction struggles like they’re scandalous. It’s an incredibly common mental health issue that tons of people and families deal with.
I hadn’t gone that far but that’s one of the things that’s most disgusted me. That Hunter could relapse or that thought would worry joe enough to drop out. It’s gross and sick. Rudy is still pissed joe burned him years ago with the ‘Rudy’s speeches are noun, verb, 9/11’ comment when Rudy was running in the gop primary.
Wow. Never thought of that, but with that party, I believe it. They are evil. Let’s hope that isn’t the case!
Maybe the documents are just lost in the mail. After all, the USPS is a shitshow these days, thanks Trump!
I think the dog ate the mailbox.
exactly what i was going to say! hahahahaha
Can I just say that it would be hysterically funny if the documents were real and damning, but didn’t get there before election day because of Trump’s attempt to supress the vote using the mail service. It would be epic Karma.
These idiots weren’t even smart enough to go that route–blaming UPS/Fed-Ex.
Okay I’m watching the clip now, and I cant get over the fact that 20 seconds in, he starts to say the word “authentic” and switches to “real” – “we believe those documents are authen-they’re real” – like he realized halfway through that “authentic” was too big a word for his audience LMAO.
So either Tucker Carlson is an absolute fool, or he thinks you are. What a stain he is.
This page one out of their one page playbook.
Just straight up lie. Make shit up, because their audience loves this stuff.
Of course they don’t need “evidence” to convince their viewers of shenanigans. Their audience has been eating their dogshitshow since 2016. Ain’t nothing going to stop that now.
The only recourse is public humiliation from EVERYONE else. Keep up the mocking, the memes, roll these tapes for years anytime these “journos” that sold their souls for cash and a Q rating try and continue their careers after everyone has woken from this nightmare.
They have egos. They hate being laughed at. Trumpty Dumpty is the biggest whiner of them all, but his entourage is a very close second.
Except McConnell. Because he’s already dead inside.
And all the loonies on Facebook are claiming that any mention of it is being suppressed and their accounts are being suspended for talking about it. Yet there they are, talking about it.
It’s funny, except it’s not funny because it feeds right into that QAnon mentality of his supporters. This is why I don’t think we’re getting out of 2020 without bloodshed somewhere.
Things seem to be “being planned”. I tried to make a dermatologist appt for my dad next Tues. and I was informed that their street and some surround streets (in Beverly Hills) are being closed off Tues. and Wed. This morning, on the local news, they said City Hall is warning merchants on Rodeo Dr. and surrounding streets (the high end shopping area) to “take care” and that all road traffic will be closed on those streets as well.
Something is going to go down, organised…..and NOT by the Dems.
OMG. Yep, overnighting an important package is so much easier than scanning and emailing it. Well it must be a conspiracy! Outrage1!1!1
HAHAHAHHA please read that as witch cackles in honor of Halloween
News organizations are not covering this story because everyone already knows that Tucker Carlson is a dunce. I don’t say “other” news organizations, because Fox isn’t news, it’s entertainment.
Ah a new version of “the dog ate my homework” excuse. Laughable.
This isn’t 2016 anymore where they can just throw any crap against the wall and hope that it sticks but I guess they forgot about that. Even “big tech” is turning against them now and they don’t like it. The furor against Twitter has been especially funny and I’m like “why don’t they just leave?” but I know they won’t because they thrive on the attention.
Watching everyone taking the piss out of this last night was a welcome relief from all my doomscrolling.
I’ve been on forums where the MAGA trolls are so angry and frustrated that people aren’t buying this Hunter Biden sideshow that I can practically smell smoke coming from their posts. They really, really thought they had Joe with this one. They weren’t ready for the media, including all those liberals at the WSJ, to call BS on it.
Yeah. I feel split. A big part of me is really starting to anticipate a Tuesday route. Another big part of me is starting to feel really anxious what these lunatics are going to do once he loses. They’re ready to pop and you can feel it.
The best tweet I saw (in a different article and not savvy enough to copy it) by Chuck Wendig asked if they had looked under Trump’s healthcare plan.
Why is it that rightwingers in the public eye tend to have mouths like dog-sphincters?
I’ve noticed this too. Kavanaugh is a prime example.
How do you lose e-mails in the snail mail?
Also, why were the documents being mailed? I didn’t watch what Tucker actually said, but if the fox producer saw the documents in NY, why didn’t he just bring them to Tucker himself? Why the need to mail them? or am I missing something? (besides the fact that the documents don’t exist).
In the 2 minute clip, tucker says he was in California with another producer to do a story on Bobolinski and that they asked a producer in NY who got them from “a source” to send them overnight?! So fox news has never heard of scanning and emailing or even faxing? Better yet, where is the original? This is the fakest fake thing I’ve ever heard. “Trust me. It’s bad guys” gmafb
oh lordy. that’s such a bad excuse. I mean the producer could have flown them personally to CA faster than overnighting them, and if they were so earth-shattering I’m sure they would have done exactly that. Or like you said, scan/email or fax? Or at least MAKE COPIES!?!? this is such a bad lie all around lol.
This is the most hard to follow “scandal” in the history of politics!!! Like wtf even is this????? I don’t get it!
Honest to God, I have tried to make sense of this, but every time I run up against “Hunter Biden randomly dropped off laptops for repair without removing the Super Sekret Ultra-Illegal Ukraine Intel That Proves His Dad Is An Eeeevvil Mega-Grifter Utterly Completely And Totally Unlike Trump,” I crack up laughing and my brain refuses to compute any further. There are not enough whiteboards in the world to clarify this. 🤣🤣😈😎
His claim the shipping company could do THAT MUCH investigation in less than a day is hilarious. It would take days just to track where the package went.
Lighten up Francis. I mean Carlson.
Pizza tracker for the mail…..LMAO
Your explosive verbal diarrhea should get lost in the mail too, bruh.
We laugh now but this is going to bite us in 4 years. Fox News is playing the long game. They know that Trump will likely lose so they are trying to build a “case” against Biden and the Democrats for the next election. This is just the beginning of their next conspiracy theory. Start with this story and let the crazy right wing YouTubers, podcasters and bloggers to take it from there.
Doubt it. Between the secret Chinese bank account that trump tried to hide, stealing babies from their parents at the border, cheating the IRS and the ten thousand other crimes that have come to light since 2016….someone is going to do time at the supermax.
Or dead because at the rate he’s going, 74 years and 300 lbs due to a KFC/diet Coke diet he’s a walking heart attack.
I prefer prison time for him over the grave. He needs to pay for what he’s done to the republic and to the people. He needs to pay for how he mishandled the virus and the deaths it has caused.
To quote an episode from the Twilight Zone: “ This is not hatred, this is retribution. This is not revenge, this is justice. But this is only the beginning”.
From “Deaths Head Revisited”. An episode where a former SS visits Dachau just to gloat and the ghosts of his victims come to judge him for his crimes. The arrogance of the character always reminds me of Trump because he didn’t feel like he did anything wrong and he feels that the years have erased his crimes.
Leah—damn straight! I’ve been quoting that ep. ever since Trump came to power. It’s as close as we’ll ever get to what Rod Serling would have said about him and his horrible adminstration. “…a moment in time when some men decided to turn the Earth into a graveyard. Into it they shoveled all of their reason, their logic, their knowledge, but worst of all, their conscience.” And “He was a black-uniformed strutting animal whose function in life was to give pain, and like his colleagues of the time, he shared the one affliction most common amongst that breed known as Nazis… he walked the Earth without a heart.”
Well I had a video of Tucker Carlson going down on Mitch McConnell. I lost it. But it’s out there. I’ll find it by the time they find evidence about Hunter Biden… Uh what exactly… Having a job? A job they are mad about him having I guess… Right OK.
Pefection!
I swear to god all these MAGA men are just butthurt because their daddies didn’t show physical affection, support, and love like Joe Biden. It’s a lot easier to scream Biden’s a terrible person than to reflect upon yourself and your parents.
ETA: I grew up without a father and Oh man! am I envious of that kind of relationship.
…or these MAGAS are deep down enraged that their fathers were soulless fucks who lived only for money and power—and measured/abused their kids by that yardstick.
LMAO LMAO LMAO if this was real, why wouldn’t they just fax or send a copy of the documents in an email instead of snail mailing because its 2020 and technology is a thing???
That shot of Hillary in the FedEx uniform???
DEAD. I AM DEAD!!!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
(and Tucker Carlson looks like he just found out Santa isn’t real)
@MerlinsMom1018 I KNOW LMAO 🙂
That wins the internet today!!! And yes this entire story with Tucker Carlson is just too stupid for words. You didn’t think to *make copies* of these oh so secret and explosive documents??? Haha! You couldn’t scan and fax them? Email them? We do have more sophisticated technologies to send information other than UPS or FedEx LOL 🙂
But the sad thing is the Fox News viewers will eat this shit up – because they are too idiotic to question actual logic and reality.
And yes, this last ditch attempt to smear Biden was pathetic at best!
Last minute desperation. They’re all panicking like lemmings running over a cliff.
According to Business Insider UPS has told them the documents have been found after an extensive search.
Lol. Right. Business Insider.
Hilarious bullshit meant to drum up excitement in something nobody gives a damn about.
Also, I don’t often send potentially damaging documents exposing an alleged worldwide cabal led by the most powerful “crime family” in politics the week before an election, but when I do, I use a courier service or at least spring for registered mail GAWD.
You know, I never wondered or considered why Hunter Biden is the far right’s current pet bugaboo — a criminal, a drug addict!! Moral panic!! — until I saw those recent clips of Don Jr. ferociously sucking on his own teeth during a TV interview. Good lord, it’s always projection, isn’t it.
UPS comes out and comments on Tuck’s Docs. https://finance.yahoo.com/news/ups-says-lost-tucker-carlsons-144737609.html
Yep. Now I am starting to wonder if somehow Faux News got to UPS and forced them to say this and play along. Trumpism has ruined me. I am disbelieving of everything now.