Have you missed the Goop? I have. Goop (the site and Gwyneth) has been on vacation the past two weeks, and we haven’t been getting our little weekly reminders of how we’re all idiotic peasants that need to be improved with a dash of goopiness. So these new pictures are a pleasant little surprise – it seems Gwyneth’s vacation has included a trip to her favorite country in the whole world, Spain. You see, Gwyneth thinks Spain is totally better than every other country in the world. She’s thinking about moving to Spain, that’s how much she loves it. She loves Spain, and the Spanish peasants so much she’s going to launch Goop en Español. She loves Spain because she backpacked through Spain as a young girl, and you should be able to as well, except your father isn’t going to finance your “backpacking” adventure.
Chris Martin and Coldplay are on tour in Spain, and Gwyneth decided to join the band for this leg of the tour, I think. The photographs just seem to be of Gwyneth and her son Moses – I don’t see Chris or Apple anywhere. Moses is a little cutie, isn’t he? He seems to take after Gwyneth more, I think, where Apple seemed to have gotten a lot of Chris’s face. Although, I have seen pictures of Apple where she’s making the exact same snotty bitchface as her mom. Some things are genetic!
Gwyneth is actually seen here on her way out of Barcelona – she’s at the airport. Apparently, her outfit caused something of a minor ruckus within the Barcelona airport’s security terminals. Gwyneth was wearing a very loose white tank, and during the security check, she was flashing her flesh-colored bra over and over again. According to the Daily Mail, “several fellow passengers [were] doing double-takes. The Mail also called the overall outfit a “less than classy look.” Oh, snap. I totally agree. I like comfort whenever I’m traveling anywhere (even if it’s a ten-minute drive to the grocery store), but having that kind of loose, bra-flashing top on isn’t comfort, it’s just cheap. I’m sure we can expect Gwyneth to address this incident in the next Goop newsletter. “GET a flesh-colored bra…BE an airport flasher.”
Photo credit: Fame Pictures
You’d think, with all her adoration of Spain (at American face-stepping expense) she’d at least try to improve our image abroad instead of exposing her beloved Spain to our slovenly, ignorant and trashy American ways.
I also can’t help to think that with such an apparatus on her neck, she should be on a stretcher and not walking about potentially re-injuring whatever is going on above her shoulders (which, obviously, isn’t much!).
Hahaha! BE. Good one. Still, Gwyneth is looking gorgeous these days. Her skin is to die for and so is her bod.
She’s in Spain, huh? I was wondering WHY the air smelled so much fresher lately!
This is porbably the nicest thing I can say about her. Her son is very cute.
why oh why did she decide to pick on poor Spain ?
The shirt is unforgivable! lol
But Goop looks gorgeous… maybe she found Madonna’s fountain of youth?
They sure have a host of servants following them. I seem to remember something about her putting people down for having help with their kids.
Why are people so mean to this woman?
Oh I know… Because Perez doesn’t like her.. Silly me! ba ba ba to you all.
What’s more sheep-like? Five different people coming to the same conclusion independently of each other for humorous, snarky reasons or your inability to believe such a thing could happen without a ringmaster of some sort?
I love the way you write about her. It makes me laugh. She’s so annoying.