– Matthew Perry gets lucky (PopSugar)
– Sienna Miller is in prehab (Egotastic)
– Sienna Miller is with Hayden Christensen, but she still wants Jude Law’s tiny peter. We don’t get it – see above. (A Socialite’s Life)
– Kevin Federline comes up with an inventive way to declare his love for Britney and his children – release a terrible one-sample song on his 1997-era MySpace (yeeeah)
– Paris and Nicky get animated (Perez Hilton)
– Liza Minelli is hysterical on Larry King (Hollywood Rag)
– Halle Berry Goes Out For A Walk (The Bastardly)