Many of you know that I have a “thing” for Diplo. It’s not even that I like his personality or anything, and I’m sure he’s pretty scummy to women, which definitely kills my lady-boner. But yeah, I’m attracted to him. I don’t want to speak to him or hang out with him or share feelings with him. I just want to bang him and leave and never tell anyone. Is my girl Angelina Jolie the same way? Does she also have a thing for dirtbag douchebags? Lord, Angie, I hope not. DeuxMoi posted this screen-cap from Diplo’s IG Stories, where it definitely looks like Angelina and Diplo were at the same backyard BBQ:
The look on her face, you guys. That’s a face that says “why am I here again?” That’s not the face of someone who is willingly hanging out with Diplo because they’re banging. Even though the idea of Angelina & Diplo enjoying a quickie one sultry spring night is fun, I doubt it. I just… hope not. But even if she did, she’s like me – she would never tell a soul.
Apparently Diplo and Jolie are neighbors or something? And maybe her kids are into Diplo? Eh. Also: he name-checked her in 2013!!
im the angelina jolie of EDM
— diplo (@diplo) October 9, 2013
Angelina Jolie lives in the same neighborhood as Diplo. This alone is why if I were Angelina I wouldn't live in LA. Too much overlap with losers. pic.twitter.com/wJSXPoGNbt
— kittybswift (@kswiftthegreat) April 6, 2021
Photos courtesy of Diplo’s Instagram & Avalon Red.
Yuck! I hope not! But let’s face it, she’s not got the greatest track record in picking men so…
Yeah but he’s got that Billy Bob Thornton country vibe in a much handsomer version. If I were her, I wouldn’t hesitate to have a good merry-go-round session with him. I mean he is utterly bangable and sometimes the body simply needs to exhale.
Speak for yourself! To me he looks like a trout with hair.
“A trout with hair”! Omggg I’m dying here. Sass of the Week!
Absolutely dead “trout with hair”?!?!? hahahahahahah I would have to agree
Johnny Lee Miller was the best!
Eh / hit it and quit it, lose his number. It’s been a looong lockdown.
i saw him at a party and thought he was hot before i learned who he was so yea. completely understandable. plus i find his ig captions kinda charming.
The douchevibes are strong with this one.
he’s lame for posting that without her consent (i’m guessing she didn’t consent)
Looking at all of Angies exes she clearly has NO TYPE so i think she would give anything a shot.
Ewwww he is SO unattractive and looks like he smells. Different strokes for different folks though and Angelina has always been into fugly men.
I will give you Billy Bob Thornton not being considered conventionally attractive, but Jonny Lee Miller is gorgeous and has the eyes of a soulful panda bear.
I can’t believe she dated Timothy Hutton years back! He’s so dull looking!
I’m old enough to know how unsatisfying sex is with self absorbed douchebags #nothanks
That’s the face of a man already in a deep relationship… with himself.
Bingo.
Was he hosting this bbq? If not, I think the most likely answer is they were invited to the same get together and he took a photo on the sly and posted it on the internet so people would think they were friends.
You don’t post or take a photo like that if you’re getting to sleep with the person lol
no he wasn’t. people on twitter found out that felipe werdum was hosting. he boxes/does jitsu. He trained diplo so I imagine the party was full of his clients
I wish I could say “she would never!”, but our girl was married to Billy-Bob at one time *shudder* But hey, if she is getting some someplace, good on her.
I’m choosing to believe she just graciously accepted a bbq invite because girl, no. If she did hit it, let’s just blame it on the lockdown.
I feel the same way about Jon Hamm but I’d repeatedly hit it & I’d tell all my girlfriends.
Is he a dirtbag? Ugh. I love him as Don Draper and he’s very funny on SNL. Why are they always dirtbags?
The fact he posted a clickbaity photo of her at a BBQ most likely without her knowledge basically confirms to me this ain’t true.
1. It wasn’t his barbecue. They both know the man who threw the barbecue.
2. And if it’s not obvious with him sneak taking a picture like some stalker, there’s obviously nothing going on, they don’t even know each other.
Are you sure this is Angelina?
you know you’re an A-lister when other celebrities are taking sly pictures of you lol. here’s to hoping that felipe, the dojo owner, gets some free promo out of this!
My son’s dojo was hit hard because of the pandemic.
I find him extremely unattractive in many ways. Aside from her first husband, she doesn’t seem to have a very good picker though, so I could see it. But I don’t think that’s what happened.
So…everyone’s cool having big neighborhood parties, hanging out in LA without masks?
He’s is scuzzy sexy , and would not judge if Angelina had a fling with him. Don’t know what he’s like as a person but she doesn’t seem his type.
Honestly, I think it would be kinda cool if they hung out platonically, but think their lifestyles are totally incompatible.
Ew. He looks like he smells and is a douch. So no. I would never.
It was outdoor barbeque, but not in anyone’s backyard and not Diplo’s party. I read it was at a park. Someone obviously took a photo of her on the sly. She’s not banging him, no more than she was banging Ellen Pompeo when they went out to lunch, no more than she’s banging the realtor who helped her with landing her house after the split with Brad.
I’m baffled why people are assuming they are dating just because they went to the same party. Both could have been there with other people. Besides people who are dating don’t usually sneak photos.
I just watched the Queen’s Gambit, and Diplo’s face looks like the guy who played Benny Watts. Bodies are totally different, though. 😉
He makes me want to puke. He looks greasy, dirty and like he just finished a warm beer from last night.
No they’re not dating and it’s very obvious and very clear by the photo he took he took it on a sly without her knowledge.. then afterwards he had to take it down.
I hope she gets with someone edgy and interesting; she’s gotten so serious and heavy. Saw bits of Girl, Interrupted the other day and her energy was fabulous (can see why she won the Oscar). She needs to get that groove back.
Agreed! She’s gotten so serious I miss the old Angelina yes she’s a mom to 6 now but so what? I don’t want her dating this guy but if she’s having fun then good for her she deserves. Diplo is most def her type btw
I’ve heard he’s not nice to women. I’ve never read anything good about him. Her business is just that, hers.
let’s not forget that Diplo had/has an underage black girl living with him in his house…..there was a whole lot of drama about that earlier this year
Let’s not forget brad did the same . He loves underage children.
Someone above asked about the no mask wearing. Yea that’s what we doing here in California … getting back to normal
I’d bang him to, with no shame
But I’m socially distanced from mens since more than a year
I’m 30
I think I’ve made my point